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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Burger King.
(b) Cheesesteaks.
(c) Pigs in a blanket.
(d) BBQ.

2. What does Diana ask Teresa in her letter in "Pen Pals"?
(a) If they could exchange baby pictures.
(b) If Mother Teresa is married.
(c) If Teresa would give her away at her wedding.
(d) If she loves her job.

3. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?
(a) The coke that finally got opened.
(b) A hat.
(c) Chewing tobacco.
(d) A Jawbreaker.

4. What product helps deal with hair problems for men according to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," ?
(a) The Ass Comb.
(b) Gettin' Old.
(c) Gro-Back.
(d) Black spray paint.

5. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) A craftly little Asian gentleman.
(b) A strange black woman.
(c) Jesus.
(d) A five year old.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to "The New Judaism", what threatens to devastate American Judaism by 2010?

2. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?

3. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?

4. Which celebrities make a cameo in "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?

5. What year does the narrator say da Vinci's notebook was lost?

Short Essay Questions

1. Do you feel sorry for Eileen? Why or why not?

2. Describe how Martha says the exterior of the vagina should look, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina."

3. How is the disappearance of da Vinci's notebook explained in "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook"?

4. Describe the odd drawings found in da Vinci's notebook in "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook."

5. Explain the dynamics of Jesus's relationship with his disciples in "The Last Supper."

6. What mascots does Stewart suggest for New Judaism?

7. Describe the basis for "Martha Stewart's Vagina."

8. What is mentioned in "The Last Supper" about the source of the New Testament?

9. How does "Pen Pals" end?

10. What do you think of the relationship between Senor Jangles and James MacPherson in "Local News"?

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