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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Where is Senor Jangles killed?
(a) Mexico City, Mexico.
(b) Washington, DC.
(c) Anaheim, CA.
(d) Orlando, FL.
2. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?
(a) The tear-stained stationery.
(b) Her family.
(c) The Christmas photo.
(d) Writing it on Hanson letterhead.
3. Who does Ford mistake Brezhnev for?
(a) Hitler.
(b) Lenin.
(c) His mother.
(d) Kissinger.
4. What, specifically, are Jews concerned about regarding their religion according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) That kids are not hearing about it.
(b) That it is a health hazard.
(c) The reading is too difficult.
(d) It is boring.
5. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?
(a) Invisible women.
(b) Uninvited guests.
(c) Tiny bugs.
(d) The TV camera.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?
2. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?
3. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?
4. What was Jangles' next role supposed to be, according to the narrator of "Local News"?
5. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
Short Essay Questions
1. Describe the odd events captured on tape involving Gerald Ford.
2. Do you like Martha Stewart based on what you read in this short story? Why or why not?
3. Compare and contrast the Orthodox with the New Judaism as explained in "The New Judaism".
4. Why does Princess Diana want to be pen pals with Mother Teresa as stated in "Pen Pals"?
5. Describe how Martha says the exterior of the vagina should look, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina."
6. Why does Eileen go to rehab? What is her reaction?
7. Who is your favorite character in "Lack of Power"? Why?
8. What do you think of the relationship between Senor Jangles and James MacPherson in "Local News"?
9. What is mentioned in "The Last Supper" about the source of the New Testament?
10. What mascots does Stewart suggest for New Judaism?
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