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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook" think Mona Lisa's face suggests?
(a) She was a man in disguise.
(b) She has dementia.
(c) That she knows something.
(d) She has to use the bathroom.

2. What do the disciples in "The Last Supper" become after Jesus gives a parable?
(a) Like kittens and puppies.
(b) Like snakes and alligators.
(c) Like sagely men.
(d) Like bankers and brokers.

3. What is the style of Diana's letter to Mother Teresa?
(a) Bubbly.
(b) Angry.
(c) Serious.
(d) Regal.

4. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?
(a) That Mother Teresa is planning on hurting Diana.
(b) That Diana is still alive.
(c) That he give a donation to the Sisters of Charity.
(d) That Diana was a saint.

5. Who is Senor Jangles?
(a) A leader of a cult.
(b) A cartoon puppy.
(c) A crackhead on the news.
(d) The dog in the Taco Bell commercials.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?

2. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?

3. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?

4. What century was da Vinci's notebook written in "Da Vinci: The Lost Notebook"?

5. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why do you think Stewart, a Jew, would write in this manner about Judaism?

2. How does Stewart make Ford a fascinating character?

3. How does the point of view affect the reader's perspective in "Lack of Power"?

4. Who is Senor Jangles as described in "Local News"?

5. Describe the relationship between Eileen and her children.

6. What mascots does Stewart suggest for New Judaism?

7. Describe the odd events captured on tape involving Gerald Ford.

8. What is mentioned in "The Last Supper" about the source of the New Testament?

9. Which drawing in da Vinci's notebook do you think sounds the most interesting?

10. Why does Princess Diana want to be pen pals with Mother Teresa as stated in "Pen Pals"?

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