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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Recipe.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(a) Hair dye.
(b) Rhinestones.
(c) Hair removal.
(d) Piercings.
2. What religion is Michael Green, a child on the "Five Under Five" list?
(a) Protestant.
(b) Pentacostal.
(c) Greek Orthodox.
(d) Jewish
3. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?
(a) Her heart is pounding.
(b) She is going through withdrawal.
(c) She is drunk and/or high.
(d) She is writing in her limousine.
4. How many 20th century items are found in da Vinci's notebook, according to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," ?
(a) Twenty.
(b) Ten.
(c) Four.
(d) None.
5. In "Da Vinci," which of the following was not a subject of da Vinci's notebook drawings?
(a) Ass Comb.
(b) Buffalo Chicken Wings.
(c) Air freshener.
(d) Thanksgiving dinner.
Short Answer Questions
1. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
2. What does Jack call one wing of the Kennedy mansion?
3. Who is Senor Jangles?
4. How many bedrooms does Stewart's apartment have in "The Cult"?
5. What was Captain Crunch accused of doing when he was a strong leader in "The Cult"?
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