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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Recipe.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What sport does Ford watch on television the day after Carter's inauguration?
(a) Basketball.
(b) Tennis.
(c) Track.
(d) Football.

2. How old is the recipe for awards ceremonies according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) 22 years.
(b) 2,000 years.
(c) About one hundred years.
(d) 4,000 years.

3. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Forever.
(b) Up to nine months.
(c) Usually only three to ten minutes.
(d) Years.

4. Who kills Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) James MacPherson.
(b) Senorita Jangles.
(c) His neighbors.
(d) A taco.

5. What is the style of Diana's letter to Mother Teresa?
(a) Serious.
(b) Bubbly.
(c) Regal.
(d) Angry.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where have the Jews put down a time-share, according to "The New Judaism"?

2. What time is Jesus' party seated in "The Last Supper"?

3. What will the ethnicity of the fifth member on the "Five Under Five" list be?

4. What sort of accident does Teddy Kennedy have during the trip?

5. How does Stewart try to commit suicide in "The Cult"?

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