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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?
(a) God is dead.
(b) Adios.
(c) Love ya!
(d) BRB.

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?
(a) Ready for business.
(b) A multifaceted everyspace.
(c) Clean.
(d) Inviting.

3. What does Jack call one wing of the Kennedy mansion?
(a) Siberia.
(b) Dachau.
(c) Prison.
(d) Antwerp.

4. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Forever.
(b) Up to nine months.
(c) Usually only three to ten minutes.
(d) Years.

5. Who does Ford mistake Brezhnev for?
(a) Lenin.
(b) Kissinger.
(c) Hitler.
(d) His mother.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ford call the place where the tape recordings are stored?

2. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?

3. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?

4. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

5. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?

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