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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Seinfeld.
(b) Carrot Top.
(c) Chris Rock.
(d) Jon Stewart.
2. Who does Ford mistake Brezhnev for?
(a) Hitler.
(b) His mother.
(c) Lenin.
(d) Kissinger.
3. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
(a) The US Army.
(b) Ford's pet dolphin.
(c) Ford's children.
(d) The USS Mayaguez.
4. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Thomas.
(b) Pierre Salinger.
(c) Max.
(d) He is unnamed.
5. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?
(a) Jackie Onassis.
(b) HIllary Clinton.
(c) Lady Bird Johnson.
(d) Betty Ford.
Short Answer Questions
1. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
2. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?
3. What does Al Haig give up to get Ford to sign Nixon's pardon?
4. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
5. What is the name of Ford's steward?
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