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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) Her daughter.
(b) Her producer.
(c) Her dogs.
(d) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.

2. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Pigs in a blanket.
(b) BBQ.
(c) Burger King.
(d) Cheesesteaks.

3. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?
(a) Adios.
(b) God is dead.
(c) BRB.
(d) Love ya!

4. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?
(a) The narrator's father.
(b) Princess Diana.
(c) The President.
(d) Mother Teresa.

5. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?
(a) The coke that finally got opened.
(b) A Jawbreaker.
(c) Chewing tobacco.
(d) A hat.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is unique about the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?

3. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?

4. What is the name of Ford's steward?

5. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?

(see the answer key)

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