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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?
(a) Orphaned puppies.
(b) Politicians.
(c) Hamsters.
(d) Kennedy children.
2. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?
(a) Fluffed and ready.
(b) Soft yet firm.
(c) Nice and easy.
(d) Warm and inviting.
3. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Vaginal Office.
(b) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(c) Little Pleasures.
(d) Private Moment.
4. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Seinfeld.
(b) Chris Rock.
(c) Carrot Top.
(d) Jon Stewart.
5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(a) Rhinestones.
(b) Piercings.
(c) Hair dye.
(d) Hair removal.
Short Answer Questions
1. Which character is "top dog" at Choate?
2. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?
3. Where have the Jews put down a time-share, according to "The New Judaism"?
4. What is unique about the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
5. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?
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