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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?
(a) God is dead.
(b) Adios.
(c) Love ya!
(d) BRB.
2. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?
(a) Fluffed and ready.
(b) Nice and easy.
(c) Warm and inviting.
(d) Soft yet firm.
3. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Pigs in a blanket.
(b) Cheesesteaks.
(c) Burger King.
(d) BBQ.
4. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?
(a) Unfriendly.
(b) Exciting and ignored.
(c) Shameful and atrocious.
(d) Lovely and delicate.
5. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?
(a) Gonorrhea.
(b) Cancer.
(c) Herpes.
(d) Whooping cough.
Short Answer Questions
1. According to "The New Judaism", what threatens to devastate American Judaism by 2010?
2. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?
3. Which celebrities make a cameo in "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
4. What finally kills six million Jews?
5. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
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