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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the New Judaism require according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) A simpler concept of God.
(b) Easier reading.
(c) Better behaved children.
(d) Flashier shoes.
2. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?
(a) The TV camera.
(b) Tiny bugs.
(c) Invisible women.
(d) Uninvited guests.
3. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?
(a) Hazelden.
(b) Nowhere.
(c) The ER.
(d) LA County prison.
4. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?
(a) She spent the family fortune.
(b) She feels like her cat doesn't love her anymore.
(c) She can't stand the music in her home.
(d) She is being charged with embezzling family money.
5. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
(a) Prayer for her addiction.
(b) Some fancy nightgowns.
(c) A new husband.
(d) Money to repair a cleft lip.
Short Answer Questions
1. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
2. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?
3. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
4. What does Ford's steward try to convince Ford of?
5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?
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