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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(a) Hair dye.
(b) Piercings.
(c) Rhinestones.
(d) Hair removal.

2. In "Pen Pals," what does Diana include in her P.S.?
(a) Her phone number.
(b) That she is not crazy.
(c) A spray of perfume.
(d) Her sign.

3. What sort of menu does Avram want to give the disciples in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Wine.
(b) Breakfast.
(c) Children's.
(d) Vegetarian.

4. How long before the miracle does Stewart speak to his lieutenants in "The Cult"?
(a) He doesn't speak to them at all.
(b) Thirty seconds.
(c) Four minutes.
(d) Two hours.

5. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.
(b) Her daughter.
(c) Her producer.
(d) Her dogs.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?

2. What is the style of Diana's letter to Mother Teresa?

3. The narrator of "Pen Pals" claims that who is the biggest fan of Mother Teresa?

4. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?

5. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.

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