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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "The Cult," what does the leprechaun do to Captain Crunch?
(a) Gives him facial hair.
(b) Puts a spell on him.
(c) Makes him gay.
(d) Confuses him.

2. On what holiday does Jesus have his dinner in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Easter.
(b) Passover.
(c) Christmas.
(d) Hanukkah.

3. How does Teresa die in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Tries to burn Princess Diana's letters.
(b) Of old age.
(c) Falls off a cliff.
(d) Rides a roller coaster and has a heart attack.

4. What distracts Stewart from the cult in "The Cult"?
(a) His tap dance career.
(b) His record collection.
(c) Pollen count.
(d) His baseball cards.

5. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Years.
(b) Usually only three to ten minutes.
(c) Up to nine months.
(d) Forever.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?

2. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?

3. What sort of menu does Avram want to give the disciples in "The Last Supper"?

4. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?

5. How many glasses of wine in "The Last Supper" do the disciples share?

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