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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?
(a) Herpes.
(b) Gonorrhea.
(c) Cancer.
(d) Whooping cough.

2. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?
(a) She can't stand the music in her home.
(b) She feels like her cat doesn't love her anymore.
(c) She spent the family fortune.
(d) She is being charged with embezzling family money.

3. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?
(a) The best show on earth.
(b) A freak show.
(c) A science project.
(d) A little music project.

4. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) A reclining sofa.
(b) Parisian folding chairs.
(c) A stove.
(d) Plumbing.

5. How does Diana die in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Suicide.
(b) It is unclear.
(c) Old age.
(d) In a tragic accident.

Short Answer Questions

1. On what holiday does Jesus have his dinner in "The Last Supper"?

2. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?

3. What do the disciples in "The Last Supper" become after Jesus gives a parable?

4. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?

5. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?

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