View a FREE sample

This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Tovah.
(b) Avram.
(c) Jo-jo.
(d) Harlan.

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(a) Hair removal.
(b) Rhinestones.
(c) Hair dye.
(d) Piercings.

3. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
(a) Distract; frustrate.
(b) Remove; add.
(c) Thicken; thin.
(d) Attract; disgust.

4. In "The Cult," what does the leprechaun do to Captain Crunch?
(a) Puts a spell on him.
(b) Makes him gay.
(c) Gives him facial hair.
(d) Confuses him.

5. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?
(a) Filene's Basement.
(b) Lord and Taylor.
(c) K-mart.
(d) Nordstrom.

Short Answer Questions

1. What explanation does Stewart give for his inaccurate predictions in "The Cult"?

2. What was Captain Crunch accused of doing when he was a strong leader in "The Cult"?

3. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?

4. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?

5. Who are Stewart's lieutenants in "The Cult"?

(see the answer key)

This section contains 222 words (approx. 1 page at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample