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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) Plumbing.
(b) Parisian folding chairs.
(c) A reclining sofa.
(d) A stove.

2. What does Diana ask Teresa in her letter in "Pen Pals"?
(a) If they could exchange baby pictures.
(b) If Mother Teresa is married.
(c) If she loves her job.
(d) If Teresa would give her away at her wedding.

3. In "The Cult," who has Stewart foretold will spring to life?
(a) Tony the Tiger.
(b) Count Chocula.
(c) Quaker Oats guy.
(d) Captain Crunch.

4. Who makes it clear that Teresa is busy, according to the narrator of "Pen Pals"?
(a) The Sisters of Charity.
(b) Teresa's assistant.
(c) Queen of England.
(d) Teresa.

5. What do the disciples in "The Last Supper" become after Jesus gives a parable?
(a) Like bankers and brokers.
(b) Like snakes and alligators.
(c) Like sagely men.
(d) Like kittens and puppies.

Short Answer Questions

1. What good news does Diana share with Teresa in her last letter in "Pen Pals"?

2. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.

3. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?

4. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?

5. How long before the miracle does Stewart speak to his lieutenants in "The Cult"?

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