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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?
(a) 2000's.
(b) 1990's.
(c) 1950's.
(d) 1970's.

2. What does Diana ask Teresa in her letter in "Pen Pals"?
(a) If Teresa would give her away at her wedding.
(b) If she loves her job.
(c) If they could exchange baby pictures.
(d) If Mother Teresa is married.

3. Who are Stewart's lieutenants in "The Cult"?
(a) McShane and Colbert.
(b) Taylor and Schwartz.
(c) Smith and Johnson.
(d) Johnson and McShane.

4. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) A reclining sofa.
(b) A stove.
(c) Plumbing.
(d) Parisian folding chairs.

5. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.
(b) Her producer.
(c) Her daughter.
(d) Her dogs.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?

2. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?

3. How long before the miracle does Stewart speak to his lieutenants in "The Cult"?

4. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?

5. Where is the manuscript in "The Last Supper" discovered?

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