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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
(a) Remove; add.
(b) Distract; frustrate.
(c) Attract; disgust.
(d) Thicken; thin.

2. In "Pen Pals, " what does Diana suggest she do with Mother Teresa?
(a) Cook dinner.
(b) Go out for drinks.
(c) Go sunbathing.
(d) Vacation.

3. What explanation does Stewart give for his inaccurate predictions in "The Cult"?
(a) He has Alzheimer's.
(b) He doesn't give an explanation.
(c) He forgot about Daylight Savings Time.
(d) He never made a prediction.

4. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?
(a) Uninvited guests.
(b) Invisible women.
(c) The TV camera.
(d) Tiny bugs.

5. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Private Moment.
(b) Vaginal Office.
(c) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(d) Little Pleasures.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who proposes that Stewart should commit suicide in "The Cult"?

2. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?

3. What does Diana ask Teresa in her letter in "Pen Pals"?

4. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?

5. How many glasses of wine in "The Last Supper" do the disciples share?

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