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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who wrote the found manuscript about the Last Supper, according to the narrator?
(a) Jesus's longlost sister.
(b) Baby Moses.
(c) Avram.
(d) Luke.

2. What time is Jesus' party seated in "The Last Supper"?
(a) 9 PM.
(b) 1 PM.
(c) Midnight.
(d) 5 PM.

3. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?
(a) Whooping cough.
(b) Gonorrhea.
(c) Cancer.
(d) Herpes.

4. What do the disciples in "The Last Supper" become after Jesus gives a parable?
(a) Like bankers and brokers.
(b) Like sagely men.
(c) Like snakes and alligators.
(d) Like kittens and puppies.

5. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) Her dogs.
(b) Her daughter.
(c) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.
(d) Her producer.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long before the miracle does Stewart speak to his lieutenants in "The Cult"?

2. How does Teresa die in "Pen Pals"?

3. What was Captain Crunch accused of doing when he was a strong leader in "The Cult"?

4. What is Diana's reaction when she does not receive an answer from Mother Teresa in "Pen Pals"?

5. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?

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