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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What explanation does Stewart give for his inaccurate predictions in "The Cult"?
(a) He doesn't give an explanation.
(b) He never made a prediction.
(c) He has Alzheimer's.
(d) He forgot about Daylight Savings Time.

2. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?
(a) Genesis.
(b) Poverty.
(c) Saint Jude.
(d) Village Elves.

3. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
(a) A new husband.
(b) Some fancy nightgowns.
(c) Money to repair a cleft lip.
(d) Prayer for her addiction.

4. Who arrives last to Jesus' dinner in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Luke.
(b) Paul.
(c) Mark.
(d) Matthew.

5. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?
(a) Lord and Taylor.
(b) Nordstrom.
(c) K-mart.
(d) Filene's Basement.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?

2. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?

3. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?

4. In "The Cult," what does the leprechaun do to Captain Crunch?

5. How does Stewart try to commit suicide in "The Cult"?

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