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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does "Microsoft Word '98" contribute to the entire work?
(a) It mentions all characters one more time.
(b) It is completely separate from the work.
(c) It helps the reader reflect.
(d) It is unclear.

2. How old is the recipe for awards ceremonies according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) About one hundred years.
(b) 22 years.
(c) 2,000 years.
(d) 4,000 years.

3. How many honorees should be at an awards ceremony, according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) Ten.
(b) One.
(c) Several.
(d) Five.

4. What does Hitler's psychiatrist say about Hitler's responsibility for his life in "Adolf Hitler: the Larry King Interview"?
(a) "Put up or shut up."
(b) "Eat my Shorts."
(c) "Suck it up."
(d) "Be a man."

5. What is the list after "Five after Five" expected to feature?
(a) Thirty foods you will hate to love.
(b) Five sports to never play.
(c) Celebrity pajamas.
(d) 50 beautiful people whom the reader will never have sex with.

6. What company offers corrections for Stewart's book in "Microsoft Word '98"?
(a) Apple.
(b) Microsoft.
(c) Staples.
(d) Wal-Mart.

7. In "Adolf Hitler: the Larry King Interview," Hitler is interviewed by whom on television?
(a) David Letterman.
(b) Johnny Carson.
(c) Larry King.
(d) Jay Leno.

8. What does Sheldon realize he neglected to learn to do in "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold"?
(a) Cook.
(b) Clean.
(c) Sew.
(d) Drive.

9. Who are Stewart's lieutenants in "The Cult"?
(a) McShane and Colbert.
(b) Johnson and McShane.
(c) Smith and Johnson.
(d) Taylor and Schwartz.

10. How does Stewart try to commit suicide in "The Cult"?
(a) Swallowing pills.
(b) Tazing himself.
(c) Choking.
(d) Hanging.

11. How many bedrooms does Stewart's apartment have in "The Cult"?
(a) Seven.
(b) None.
(c) Three.
(d) One.

12. What sort of actor should present at an awards ceremony according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) Sneaky.
(b) Well-defined.
(c) Humorous.
(d) Flirty.

13. In "Five Under Five," which magazine's research team is featured?
(a) National Geographic.
(b) Seventeen.
(c) GQ.
(d) Conde Nast.

14. What genes are combined to make a child on the "Five Under Five" list?
(a) A ferret, a guitarist, and an ice cream man.
(b) A German, an Australian, and a Swede.
(c) A physicist, lyricist, and a cat.
(d) Barbara Streisand and a dictator.

15. Who proposes that Stewart should commit suicide in "The Cult"?
(a) Brown.
(b) Smith.
(c) Johnson.
(d) Colbert.

Short Answer Questions

1. What sort of actress should present at an awards ceremony according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?

2. What does Stewart make fun of by writing "Five Under Five"?

3. What will be happening to Generation X during 2015-2025 according to the narrator of "Five Under Five"?

4. What explanation does Stewart give for his inaccurate predictions in "The Cult"?

5. Which term accurately describes the host of a proper awards ceremony in "The Recipe"?

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