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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Hitler say he now hates in "Adolf Hitler: the Larry King Interview"?
(a) The "very angry guy" he had once been.
(b) Dictatorships.
(c) Furry animals.
(d) Santa Claus.

2. What was Captain Crunch accused of doing when he was a strong leader in "The Cult"?
(a) Adding sugar to the cereal.
(b) Fathering a Smurf.
(c) Stealing Lucky Charms.
(d) Breaking into sailboats.

3. What will be happening to the Baby Boomers during 2015-2025 according to the narrator of "Five Under Five"?
(a) They will still be working.
(b) They will be gambling in wheelchairs.
(c) They will be dead or dying.
(d) They will be relaxing in Hawaii.

4. Who proposes that Stewart should commit suicide in "The Cult"?
(a) Smith.
(b) Brown.
(c) Colbert.
(d) Johnson.

5. Which term accurately describes the host of a proper awards ceremony in "The Recipe"?
(a) Well-respected and acerbic.
(b) Hilarious.
(c) Childlike and nurturing.
(d) Fatherly and wise.

6. What sort of woman should present at an awards ceremony following the honoree's speech according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) Immature.
(b) Dignified.
(c) Foreign.
(d) Corpulent.

7. What will the ethnicity of the fifth member on the "Five Under Five" list be?
(a) White.
(b) Asian or black.
(c) Alien.
(d) American Indian.

8. "No suggestions" is given when trying to find alternative words for whom in "Microsoft Word '98"?
(a) Jack Kennedy.
(b) Alan Dershowitz.
(c) Jon Stewart.
(d) Gerald Ford.

9. What year was the source of "The Recipe" for awards ceremonies found?
(a) 1030.
(b) 1900.
(c) 1600.
(d) 1982.

10. How many honorees should be at an awards ceremony, according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) One.
(b) Several.
(c) Ten.
(d) Five.

11. What sort of actor should present at an awards ceremony according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) Flirty.
(b) Sneaky.
(c) Humorous.
(d) Well-defined.

12. In "The Cult," who has Stewart foretold will spring to life?
(a) Tony the Tiger.
(b) Count Chocula.
(c) Captain Crunch.
(d) Quaker Oats guy.

13. What does Stewart make fun of by writing "Five Under Five"?
(a) Dog shows.
(b) Magazine trendsetters.
(c) Fashion ideas.
(d) Makeup tips.

14. Where does Vincent van Gogh decide to eventually go to school in "Vincent and Theo on AOL"?
(a) Harvard.
(b) Parsons.
(c) The Art Institute.
(d) DeVry.

15. How does Stewart try to escape in "The Cult"?
(a) He tries to go out a window
(b) Running into the closet.
(c) Through a trapdoor.
(d) By tapping his heels three times.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Stewart suggest readers should do after reading "Microsoft Word '98"?

2. What time is Stewart caught in "The Cult"?

3. What explanation does Stewart give for his inaccurate predictions in "The Cult"?

4. Who should make a political plea at an awards ceremony according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?

5. What does Bill Gates plan to do rather than sell his soul to the Devil in "The Devil and William Gates"?

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