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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What will the ethnicity of the fifth member on the "Five Under Five" list be?
(a) White.
(b) Asian or black.
(c) American Indian.
(d) Alien.
2. What offers corrections for Stewart's book in "Microsoft Word '98"?
(a) Spell-check.
(b) His robot.
(c) Nothing.
(d) Stewart.
3. How does Stewart try to escape in "The Cult"?
(a) Running into the closet.
(b) He tries to go out a window
(c) By tapping his heels three times.
(d) Through a trapdoor.
4. Characters from which other short story are referenced in "Vincent and Theo on AOL"?
(a) Breakfast at Kennedy's.
(b) Martha Stewart's Vagina.
(c) Lack of Power.
(d) A Very Hanson Christmas.
5. On which television channel will Hitler probably stand trial in "Adolf Hitler: the Larry King Interview"?
(a) Animal Planet.
(b) Court TV.
(c) CNN.
(d) LifetimeTV.
6. What does "The Recipe" give an outline of?
(a) An awards ceremony.
(b) Cake baking.
(c) How to succeed at marriage.
(d) How to make a baby.
7. How does an eight year old get on the "Five Under Five" list?
(a) Lots of candy corn.
(b) It isn't possible.
(c) Money.
(d) Her father insists she be on the list.
8. What sort of banter should the presenting actor and actress have at an awards ceremony?
(a) Funny and banal.
(b) Sibling-like.
(c) Feral.
(d) Sexual.
9. Where is the " The Recipe" taken from?
(a) The Bible.
(b) An old cookbook.
(c) Da vinci's notebook.
(d) A Mayan manuscript.
10. What sort of adolescent should present at an awards ceremony following the honoree's speech according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) Defiant.
(b) Mature.
(c) One with a fatal illness.
(d) Kidlike.
11. How many honorees should be at an awards ceremony, according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) Five.
(b) Ten.
(c) Several.
(d) One.
12. Which artist does Vincent van Gogh not discuss online in "Vincent and Theo on AOL"?
(a) Gauguin.
(b) Renoir.
(c) Degas.
(d) Monet.
13. In "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold", Sheldon pictures himself as a character in which novel?
(a) Wizard of Oz.
(b) Catcher in the Rye.
(c) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
(d) Pride and Prejudice.
14. In "The Cult," what does the leprechaun do to Captain Crunch?
(a) Puts a spell on him.
(b) Makes him gay.
(c) Confuses him.
(d) Gives him facial hair.
15. In "Adolf Hitler: the Larry King Interview," Hitler is interviewed by whom on television?
(a) David Letterman.
(b) Jay Leno.
(c) Johnny Carson.
(d) Larry King.
Short Answer Questions
1. Why is Bruce's contract with ABC terminated in "Lenny Bruce: The Making of a Sitcom"?
2. What does Sheldon realize he neglected to learn to do in "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold"?
3. Who adopts Vincent van Gogh's persona on AOL in "Vincent and Theo on AOL"?
4. Who is Maggie Lynn Pratt according to the narrator of "Five Under Five"?
5. What does Stewart suggest readers should do after reading "Microsoft Word '98"?
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