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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
(a) Johnny Carson.
(b) Jimmy Stewart.
(c) Jackie Mason.
(d) Seinfeld.

2. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?
(a) Betty Ford.
(b) Jackie Onassis.
(c) HIllary Clinton.
(d) Lady Bird Johnson.

3. What century was da Vinci's notebook written in "Da Vinci: The Lost Notebook"?
(a) 15th.
(b) 12th.
(c) 18th.
(d) 20th.

4. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Installs irrigation.
(b) Mows grass.
(c) Lies in bed.
(d) Feeds the horses.

5. Who is Senor Jangles?
(a) A cartoon puppy.
(b) A crackhead on the news.
(c) The dog in the Taco Bell commercials.
(d) A leader of a cult.

6. What is the profession of Senor Jangles' murderer in "Local News"?
(a) Taco cook.
(b) Dog sitter.
(c) Seamstress.
(d) Truck driver.

7. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
(a) Some fancy nightgowns.
(b) Prayer for her addiction.
(c) Money to repair a cleft lip.
(d) A new husband.

8. Where is Senor Jangles discovered?
(a) At a karaoke bar.
(b) On a Los Angeles street corner.
(c) In daycare.
(d) On QVC.

9. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) A reclining sofa.
(b) Parisian folding chairs.
(c) Plumbing.
(d) A stove.

10. Who does Ford mistake Brezhnev for?
(a) Lenin.
(b) His mother.
(c) Kissinger.
(d) Hitler.

11. Where are the tape recordings of the Nixon era now stored, according to "Lack of Power: the Ford Tapes"?
(a) The Alamo.
(b) The White House.
(c) In Ford's son's garage.
(d) The British Museum.

12. What does Jack call one wing of the Kennedy mansion?
(a) Prison.
(b) Siberia.
(c) Antwerp.
(d) Dachau.

13. What does the manuscript in "The Last Supper" address?
(a) The Ascention.
(b) The Last Supper.
(c) The Crucifixion.
(d) The Immaculate Conception.

14. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Jewey.
(b) Jewboy and the Rockers.
(c) Lovely Sara.
(d) Jewster.

15. Where does Jesus host a dinner for twelve friends in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Laura's.
(b) Bart's.
(c) Pop's.
(d) Jerry's.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?

2. What sort of menu does Avram want to give the disciples in "The Last Supper"?

3. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?

4. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?

5. According to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," what is a possible explanation for the disappearance for da Vinci's notebook?

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