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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where is the manuscript in "The Last Supper" discovered?
(a) In a glass bottle in the ocean.
(b) Under President Clinton's mattress.
(c) The Sinai Peninsula.
(d) With some college applications from Yale.

2. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?
(a) That Mother Teresa is planning on hurting Diana.
(b) That Diana is still alive.
(c) That Diana was a saint.
(d) That he give a donation to the Sisters of Charity.

3. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Lies in bed.
(b) Feeds the horses.
(c) Mows grass.
(d) Installs irrigation.

4. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Tovah.
(b) Harlan.
(c) Jo-jo.
(d) Avram.

5. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Chris Rock.
(b) Carrot Top.
(c) Jon Stewart.
(d) Seinfeld.

6. On what holiday does Jesus have his dinner in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Easter.
(b) Christmas.
(c) Passover.
(d) Hanukkah.

7. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?
(a) The ER.
(b) LA County prison.
(c) Nowhere.
(d) Hazelden.

8. What sort of discrimination is mentioned in "Local News"?
(a) Anti-taco.
(b) Anti-paw.
(c) Anti-Hispanic.
(d) Anti-canine.

9. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?
(a) She feels like her cat doesn't love her anymore.
(b) She spent the family fortune.
(c) She is being charged with embezzling family money.
(d) She can't stand the music in her home.

10. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?
(a) HIllary Clinton.
(b) Lady Bird Johnson.
(c) Jackie Onassis.
(d) Betty Ford.

11. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?
(a) 1900.
(b) 1750.
(c) 2001.
(d) 1492.

12. Who is Senor Jangles?
(a) A leader of a cult.
(b) A cartoon puppy.
(c) The dog in the Taco Bell commercials.
(d) A crackhead on the news.

13. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?
(a) He is the only Catholic.
(b) He wants to be Jewish.
(c) He hates school.
(d) He misses his family.

14. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
(a) Jimmy Stewart.
(b) Seinfeld.
(c) Jackie Mason.
(d) Johnny Carson.

15. What sport does Ford watch on television the day after Carter's inauguration?
(a) Tennis.
(b) Track.
(c) Basketball.
(d) Football.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Ford mistake Brezhnev for?

2. The narrator of "Pen Pals" claims that who is the biggest fan of Mother Teresa?

3. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?

4. What does Jack call one wing of the Kennedy mansion?

5. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

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