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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. On what holiday does Jesus have his dinner in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Hanukkah.
(b) Passover.
(c) Easter.
(d) Christmas.

2. What was Jangles' next role supposed to be, according to the narrator of "Local News"?
(a) Rizzo in Grease.
(b) Toto in Wizard of Oz.
(c) Lassie.
(d) Annie.

3. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?
(a) Hamsters.
(b) Politicians.
(c) Kennedy children.
(d) Orphaned puppies.

4. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?
(a) That Mother Teresa is planning on hurting Diana.
(b) That Diana is still alive.
(c) That he give a donation to the Sisters of Charity.
(d) That Diana was a saint.

5. How many pages of drawings are in da Vinci's notebook?
(a) Fifty.
(b) Five.
(c) Five hundred.
(d) Fifteen.

6. What does Al Haig give up to get Ford to sign Nixon's pardon?
(a) His favorite watch.
(b) His top hat.
(c) His Cross pen.
(d) His sense of humor.

7. What does the manuscript in "The Last Supper" address?
(a) The Crucifixion.
(b) The Immaculate Conception.
(c) The Last Supper.
(d) The Ascention.

8. In "Da Vinci," which of the following was not a subject of da Vinci's notebook drawings?
(a) Ass Comb.
(b) Air freshener.
(c) Buffalo Chicken Wings.
(d) Thanksgiving dinner.

9. Who is suspected in the notebook's disappearance in "Da Vinci: The Lost Notebook"?
(a) The Madonna and Child.
(b) The Virgin on the Rocks.
(c) Mona Lisa.
(d) David.

10. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?
(a) Lovely and delicate.
(b) Unfriendly.
(c) Shameful and atrocious.
(d) Exciting and ignored.

11. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?
(a) She is being charged with embezzling family money.
(b) She spent the family fortune.
(c) She feels like her cat doesn't love her anymore.
(d) She can't stand the music in her home.

12. Where do Jack Kennedy and Lem go to see the Kennedys?
(a) Los Angeles.
(b) Hyannis, MA.
(c) Hawaii.
(d) Washington, DC.

13. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
(a) Jackie Mason.
(b) Seinfeld.
(c) Johnny Carson.
(d) Jimmy Stewart.

14. The narrator of "Pen Pals" claims that who is the biggest fan of Mother Teresa?
(a) Princess Diana.
(b) Prince.
(c) Gerald Ford.
(d) Michael Jackson.

15. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
(a) Distract; frustrate.
(b) Thicken; thin.
(c) Remove; add.
(d) Attract; disgust.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?

2. Who kills Senor Jangles in "Local News"?

3. In "Pen Pals, " what does Diana suggest she do with Mother Teresa?

4. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

5. Who wrote the found manuscript about the Last Supper, according to the narrator?

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