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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is the style of Diana's letter to Mother Teresa?
(a) Regal.
(b) Angry.
(c) Serious.
(d) Bubbly.
2. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Installs irrigation.
(b) Feeds the horses.
(c) Mows grass.
(d) Lies in bed.
3. What condition afflicts Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) Psychosis.
(b) Bipolar Disorder.
(c) Hip dysplasia.
(d) A brain too big for his head.
4. Who is suspected in the notebook's disappearance in "Da Vinci: The Lost Notebook"?
(a) David.
(b) The Madonna and Child.
(c) Mona Lisa.
(d) The Virgin on the Rocks.
5. What is the profession of Senor Jangles' murderer in "Local News"?
(a) Seamstress.
(b) Taco cook.
(c) Dog sitter.
(d) Truck driver.
6. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?
(a) Village Elves.
(b) Poverty.
(c) Saint Jude.
(d) Genesis.
7. What is the name of Ford's steward?
(a) Javier.
(b) Pedro.
(c) Jose.
(d) Alphonso.
8. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?
(a) 1750.
(b) 2001.
(c) 1492.
(d) 1900.
9. Where are the tape recordings of the Nixon era now stored, according to "Lack of Power: the Ford Tapes"?
(a) In Ford's son's garage.
(b) The Alamo.
(c) The British Museum.
(d) The White House.
10. What time is Jesus' party seated in "The Last Supper"?
(a) 9 PM.
(b) 1 PM.
(c) Midnight.
(d) 5 PM.
11. Where is Senor Jangles killed?
(a) Mexico City, Mexico.
(b) Washington, DC.
(c) Anaheim, CA.
(d) Orlando, FL.
12. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
(a) Distract; frustrate.
(b) Remove; add.
(c) Thicken; thin.
(d) Attract; disgust.
13. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Jo-jo.
(b) Avram.
(c) Tovah.
(d) Harlan.
14. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?
(a) Fluffed and ready.
(b) Warm and inviting.
(c) Nice and easy.
(d) Soft yet firm.
15. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?
(a) Nowhere.
(b) Hazelden.
(c) LA County prison.
(d) The ER.
Short Answer Questions
1. What century was da Vinci's notebook written in "Da Vinci: The Lost Notebook"?
2. What, specifically, are Jews concerned about regarding their religion according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
3. How many glasses of wine in "The Last Supper" do the disciples share?
4. How does Diana die in "Pen Pals"?
5. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?
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