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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "Pen Pals, " what does Diana suggest she do with Mother Teresa?
(a) Vacation.
(b) Go out for drinks.
(c) Go sunbathing.
(d) Cook dinner.

2. In "Da Vinci," which of the following was not a subject of da Vinci's notebook drawings?
(a) Buffalo Chicken Wings.
(b) Thanksgiving dinner.
(c) Ass Comb.
(d) Air freshener.

3. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?
(a) Filene's Basement.
(b) Nordstrom.
(c) K-mart.
(d) Lord and Taylor.

4. What is the profession of Senor Jangles' murderer in "Local News"?
(a) Truck driver.
(b) Dog sitter.
(c) Seamstress.
(d) Taco cook.

5. According to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," what is a possible explanation for the disappearance for da Vinci's notebook?
(a) Misplaced in a cab.
(b) Polar caps.
(c) Ripped up by a shark.
(d) A mutiny.

6. What, specifically, are Jews concerned about regarding their religion according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) It is boring.
(b) That it is a health hazard.
(c) That kids are not hearing about it.
(d) The reading is too difficult.

7. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) A stove.
(b) Plumbing.
(c) Parisian folding chairs.
(d) A reclining sofa.

8. What product helps deal with hair problems for men according to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," ?
(a) Gettin' Old.
(b) The Ass Comb.
(c) Gro-Back.
(d) Black spray paint.

9. What is the style of Diana's letter to Mother Teresa?
(a) Angry.
(b) Serious.
(c) Bubbly.
(d) Regal.

10. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?
(a) Underwear.
(b) Your clothing.
(c) The vagina.
(d) The nude female body.

11. What good news does Diana share with Teresa in her last letter in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She is moving to Calcutta.
(b) She is pregnant.
(c) She is going on a cruise.
(d) Her divorce from Prince Charles.

12. What does the manuscript in "The Last Supper" address?
(a) The Immaculate Conception.
(b) The Last Supper.
(c) The Ascention.
(d) The Crucifixion.

13. What do the disciples in "The Last Supper" become after Jesus gives a parable?
(a) Like kittens and puppies.
(b) Like bankers and brokers.
(c) Like sagely men.
(d) Like snakes and alligators.

14. What sport does Ford watch on television the day after Carter's inauguration?
(a) Tennis.
(b) Basketball.
(c) Football.
(d) Track.

15. Who is Senor Jangles?
(a) A leader of a cult.
(b) A cartoon puppy.
(c) A crackhead on the news.
(d) The dog in the Taco Bell commercials.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to "The New Judaism", what threatens to devastate American Judaism by 2010?

2. Where have the Jews put down a time-share, according to "The New Judaism"?

3. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?

4. What is Diana's reaction when she does not receive an answer from Mother Teresa in "Pen Pals"?

5. Who writes to Diana's father in "Pen Pals"?

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