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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," what is another possible explanation for the disappearance of the notebook?
(a) Da Vinci became a father.
(b) Yellow fever.
(c) The Black Death.
(d) Cervical cancer.

2. What do the disciples in "The Last Supper" become after Jesus gives a parable?
(a) Like bankers and brokers.
(b) Like sagely men.
(c) Like kittens and puppies.
(d) Like snakes and alligators.

3. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Lovely Sara.
(b) Jewboy and the Rockers.
(c) Jewster.
(d) Jewey.

4. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?
(a) Nowhere.
(b) The ER.
(c) Hazelden.
(d) LA County prison.

5. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Little Pleasures.
(b) Vaginal Office.
(c) Private Moment.
(d) Vaginal Trundle Beds.

6. What is the profession of Senor Jangles' murderer in "Local News"?
(a) Truck driver.
(b) Dog sitter.
(c) Seamstress.
(d) Taco cook.

7. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Feeds the horses.
(b) Mows grass.
(c) Installs irrigation.
(d) Lies in bed.

8. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?
(a) The tear-stained stationery.
(b) The Christmas photo.
(c) Her family.
(d) Writing it on Hanson letterhead.

9. On what holiday does Jesus have his dinner in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Christmas.
(b) Passover.
(c) Easter.
(d) Hanukkah.

10. What is the name of Ford's steward?
(a) Jose.
(b) Javier.
(c) Alphonso.
(d) Pedro.

11. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(a) Hair removal.
(b) Rhinestones.
(c) Piercings.
(d) Hair dye.

12. In "Pen Pals, " what does Diana suggest she do with Mother Teresa?
(a) Go sunbathing.
(b) Go out for drinks.
(c) Vacation.
(d) Cook dinner.

13. What good news does Diana share with Teresa in her last letter in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She is pregnant.
(b) She is going on a cruise.
(c) Her divorce from Prince Charles.
(d) She is moving to Calcutta.

14. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) Her producer.
(b) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.
(c) Her dogs.
(d) Her daughter.

15. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?
(a) A science project.
(b) The best show on earth.
(c) A little music project.
(d) A freak show.

Short Answer Questions

1. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.

2. Where have the Jews put down a time-share, according to "The New Judaism"?

3. What condition afflicts Senor Jangles in "Local News"?

4. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?

5. On what character is the New Judaism mascot based, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

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