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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Jon Stewart.
(b) Chris Rock.
(c) Carrot Top.
(d) Seinfeld.

2. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
(a) Seinfeld.
(b) Jackie Mason.
(c) Jimmy Stewart.
(d) Johnny Carson.

3. How many pages of drawings are in da Vinci's notebook?
(a) Fifteen.
(b) Fifty.
(c) Five.
(d) Five hundred.

4. Which celebrities make a cameo in "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Michael Jackson and Harry Truman.
(b) FDR and Rodney King.
(c) Jonas Salk and Charles Lindberg.
(d) Larry King and Rosie O'Donnell.

5. What does the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook" think Mona Lisa's face suggests?
(a) She was a man in disguise.
(b) She has to use the bathroom.
(c) She has dementia.
(d) That she knows something.

6. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Pigs in a blanket.
(b) Cheesesteaks.
(c) BBQ.
(d) Burger King.

7. The narrator of "Pen Pals" claims that who is the biggest fan of Mother Teresa?
(a) Princess Diana.
(b) Michael Jackson.
(c) Gerald Ford.
(d) Prince.

8. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Harlan.
(b) Avram.
(c) Tovah.
(d) Jo-jo.

9. What does Senor Jangles do before he starts working for Taco Bell?
(a) Preaches on television.
(b) Makes adult movies.
(c) Minor roles.
(d) Participates in dog shows.

10. What do the disciples in "The Last Supper" become after Jesus gives a parable?
(a) Like snakes and alligators.
(b) Like kittens and puppies.
(c) Like sagely men.
(d) Like bankers and brokers.

11. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) Jesus.
(b) A five year old.
(c) A strange black woman.
(d) A craftly little Asian gentleman.

12. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?
(a) The Christmas photo.
(b) The tear-stained stationery.
(c) Writing it on Hanson letterhead.
(d) Her family.

13. According to "The New Judaism", what threatens to devastate American Judaism by 2010?
(a) Islam.
(b) Hollywood.
(c) Intermarriage.
(d) Sex before dinner.

14. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?
(a) Ciao.
(b) Hasta la vista, baby.
(c) Ay caramba.
(d) Adios.

15. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Little Pleasures.
(b) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(c) Vaginal Office.
(d) Private Moment.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is Senor Jangles discovered?

2. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?

3. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?

4. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?

5. What does Ford's steward try to convince Ford of?

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