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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where is Senor Jangles killed?
(a) Anaheim, CA.
(b) Washington, DC.
(c) Mexico City, Mexico.
(d) Orlando, FL.

2. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?
(a) Princess Diana.
(b) Mother Teresa.
(c) The narrator's father.
(d) The President.

3. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?
(a) 2001.
(b) 1900.
(c) 1750.
(d) 1492.

4. In "Da Vinci," which of the following was not a subject of da Vinci's notebook drawings?
(a) Ass Comb.
(b) Buffalo Chicken Wings.
(c) Thanksgiving dinner.
(d) Air freshener.

5. What does the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook" think Mona Lisa's face suggests?
(a) She has to use the bathroom.
(b) She was a man in disguise.
(c) She has dementia.
(d) That she knows something.

6. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?
(a) Nordstrom.
(b) Lord and Taylor.
(c) K-mart.
(d) Filene's Basement.

7. What does Al Haig give up to get Ford to sign Nixon's pardon?
(a) His favorite watch.
(b) His top hat.
(c) His sense of humor.
(d) His Cross pen.

8. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?
(a) Cancer.
(b) Herpes.
(c) Gonorrhea.
(d) Whooping cough.

9. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Mows grass.
(b) Lies in bed.
(c) Feeds the horses.
(d) Installs irrigation.

10. What is Diana's reaction when she does not receive an answer from Mother Teresa in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She assumes the letter was lost in the mail.
(b) She cries.
(c) She is petulant.
(d) She is not affected.

11. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?
(a) Hazelden.
(b) Nowhere.
(c) The ER.
(d) LA County prison.

12. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
(a) Ford's children.
(b) Ford's pet dolphin.
(c) The USS Mayaguez.
(d) The US Army.

13. Who writes to Diana's father in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Diana.
(b) The Sisters of Charity.
(c) Mother Teresa.
(d) Prince Charles.

14. What century was da Vinci's notebook written in "Da Vinci: The Lost Notebook"?
(a) 15th.
(b) 20th.
(c) 12th.
(d) 18th.

15. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Tovah.
(b) Avram.
(c) Harlan.
(d) Jo-jo.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?

2. Where are the tape recordings of the Nixon era now stored, according to "Lack of Power: the Ford Tapes"?

3. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?

4. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?

5. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?

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