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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?
(a) The nude female body.
(b) Underwear.
(c) The vagina.
(d) Your clothing.

2. Where is Senor Jangles discovered?
(a) On QVC.
(b) On a Los Angeles street corner.
(c) In daycare.
(d) At a karaoke bar.

3. Where do Jack Kennedy and Lem go to see the Kennedys?
(a) Los Angeles.
(b) Hawaii.
(c) Hyannis, MA.
(d) Washington, DC.

4. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?
(a) Hasta la vista, baby.
(b) Ay caramba.
(c) Ciao.
(d) Adios.

5. What is the name of Ford's steward?
(a) Jose.
(b) Javier.
(c) Alphonso.
(d) Pedro.

6. What is Diana's reaction when she does not receive an answer from Mother Teresa in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She is petulant.
(b) She is not affected.
(c) She cries.
(d) She assumes the letter was lost in the mail.

7. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Woody Allen.
(b) The rabbi.
(c) Seinfeld.
(d) Jimmy Stewart.

8. What decade does "Breakfast at Kennedy's" take place?
(a) 1960's.
(b) 1970's.
(c) 1930's.
(d) 1910's.

9. How does Diana die in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Suicide.
(b) It is unclear.
(c) In a tragic accident.
(d) Old age.

10. What does the manuscript in "The Last Supper" address?
(a) The Last Supper.
(b) The Crucifixion.
(c) The Ascention.
(d) The Immaculate Conception.

11. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?
(a) A hat.
(b) Chewing tobacco.
(c) The coke that finally got opened.
(d) A Jawbreaker.

12. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?
(a) Clean.
(b) A multifaceted everyspace.
(c) Ready for business.
(d) Inviting.

13. Who writes to Diana's father in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Mother Teresa.
(b) The Sisters of Charity.
(c) Prince Charles.
(d) Diana.

14. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?
(a) Exciting and ignored.
(b) Unfriendly.
(c) Lovely and delicate.
(d) Shameful and atrocious.

15. What is the style of Diana's letter to Mother Teresa?
(a) Angry.
(b) Bubbly.
(c) Regal.
(d) Serious.

Short Answer Questions

1. On what character is the New Judaism mascot based, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

2. What good news does Diana share with Teresa in her last letter in "Pen Pals"?

3. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?

4. Which character is "top dog" at Choate?

5. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?

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