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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?
(a) Cancer.
(b) Whooping cough.
(c) Herpes.
(d) Gonorrhea.

2. Who kills Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) His neighbors.
(b) Senorita Jangles.
(c) James MacPherson.
(d) A taco.

3. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?
(a) The Christmas photo.
(b) The tear-stained stationery.
(c) Writing it on Hanson letterhead.
(d) Her family.

4. What does Ford's steward try to convince Ford of?
(a) He lives in Manchuria.
(b) He is about to die.
(c) That he is now president.
(d) The sky is actually falling.

5. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Feeds the horses.
(b) Mows grass.
(c) Lies in bed.
(d) Installs irrigation.

6. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
(a) Some fancy nightgowns.
(b) A new husband.
(c) Prayer for her addiction.
(d) Money to repair a cleft lip.

7. How does Teresa die in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Rides a roller coaster and has a heart attack.
(b) Tries to burn Princess Diana's letters.
(c) Falls off a cliff.
(d) Of old age.

8. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
(a) Jackie Mason.
(b) Jimmy Stewart.
(c) Seinfeld.
(d) Johnny Carson.

9. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?
(a) The narrator's father.
(b) Princess Diana.
(c) Mother Teresa.
(d) The President.

10. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) BBQ.
(b) Pigs in a blanket.
(c) Burger King.
(d) Cheesesteaks.

11. What sport does Ford watch on television the day after Carter's inauguration?
(a) Football.
(b) Tennis.
(c) Basketball.
(d) Track.

12. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Tovah.
(b) Jo-jo.
(c) Harlan.
(d) Avram.

13. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Chris Rock.
(b) Seinfeld.
(c) Carrot Top.
(d) Jon Stewart.

14. Where have the Jews put down a time-share, according to "The New Judaism"?
(a) Miami Beach.
(b) A Majorca convent.
(c) Cape Cod.
(d) Mobile, Alabama.

15. What does the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook" think Mona Lisa's face suggests?
(a) She has dementia.
(b) She has to use the bathroom.
(c) She was a man in disguise.
(d) That she knows something.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who actually created the drawings in da Vinci's notebook, according to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook,"?

2. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?

3. What was Jangles' next role supposed to be, according to the narrator of "Local News"?

4. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

5. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?

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