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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator of "Pen Pals" claims that who is the biggest fan of Mother Teresa?
(a) Princess Diana.
(b) Michael Jackson.
(c) Prince.
(d) Gerald Ford.

2. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?
(a) A freak show.
(b) A science project.
(c) A little music project.
(d) The best show on earth.

3. What does Ford's steward try to convince Ford of?
(a) He is about to die.
(b) That he is now president.
(c) He lives in Manchuria.
(d) The sky is actually falling.

4. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?
(a) Tiny bugs.
(b) The TV camera.
(c) Invisible women.
(d) Uninvited guests.

5. On what character is the New Judaism mascot based, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) The Wizard of Oz.
(b) Jolly Green Giant.
(c) Joe Camel.
(d) Snoopy.

6. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Lies in bed.
(b) Feeds the horses.
(c) Mows grass.
(d) Installs irrigation.

7. Who does Ford mistake Brezhnev for?
(a) His mother.
(b) Kissinger.
(c) Hitler.
(d) Lenin.

8. Who makes it clear that Teresa is busy, according to the narrator of "Pen Pals"?
(a) Teresa.
(b) The Sisters of Charity.
(c) Teresa's assistant.
(d) Queen of England.

9. What has Senor Jangles recently been moody about in "Local News"?
(a) Commercial roles.
(b) Breaking up with a girlfriend.
(c) He was told he is diabetic.
(d) His favorite burger is no longer sold.

10. What does the manuscript in "The Last Supper" address?
(a) The Crucifixion.
(b) The Last Supper.
(c) The Immaculate Conception.
(d) The Ascention.

11. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
(a) Remove; add.
(b) Attract; disgust.
(c) Thicken; thin.
(d) Distract; frustrate.

12. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Max.
(b) Pierre Salinger.
(c) He is unnamed.
(d) Thomas.

13. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?
(a) Princess Diana.
(b) The narrator's father.
(c) The President.
(d) Mother Teresa.

14. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?
(a) Ready for business.
(b) A multifaceted everyspace.
(c) Clean.
(d) Inviting.

15. According to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," what is a possible explanation for the disappearance for da Vinci's notebook?
(a) Misplaced in a cab.
(b) Polar caps.
(c) A mutiny.
(d) Ripped up by a shark.

Short Answer Questions

1. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?

2. How many glasses of wine in "The Last Supper" do the disciples share?

3. How many 20th century items are found in da Vinci's notebook, according to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," ?

4. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

5. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?

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