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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?
(a) The nude female body.
(b) Your clothing.
(c) The vagina.
(d) Underwear.
2. Who kills Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) His neighbors.
(b) James MacPherson.
(c) A taco.
(d) Senorita Jangles.
3. Where is Senor Jangles killed?
(a) Washington, DC.
(b) Anaheim, CA.
(c) Mexico City, Mexico.
(d) Orlando, FL.
4. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Seinfeld.
(b) Woody Allen.
(c) The rabbi.
(d) Jimmy Stewart.
5. What sport does Ford watch on television the day after Carter's inauguration?
(a) Tennis.
(b) Track.
(c) Football.
(d) Basketball.
Short Answer Questions
1. What explanation does Stewart give for his inaccurate predictions in "The Cult"?
2. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
3. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
4. How long is the "contract of servitude" good for in "The Devil and William Gates"?
5. What do Sheldon and the monster watch on TV after returning home in "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold"?
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