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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who produces Bill Gates' "contract of servitude" according to the narrator of "The Devil and William Gates"?
(a) Judge Judy.
(b) The Devil.
(c) God.
(d) Bill Gates.

2. Where are the tape recordings of the Nixon era now stored, according to "Lack of Power: the Ford Tapes"?
(a) The White House.
(b) In Ford's son's garage.
(c) The Alamo.
(d) The British Museum.

3. Who should make a political plea at an awards ceremony according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) The honoree.
(b) A random attendee in the back.
(c) The host.
(d) The cameraman.

4. In "The Cult," what does the leprechaun do to Captain Crunch?
(a) Puts a spell on him.
(b) Makes him gay.
(c) Gives him facial hair.
(d) Confuses him.

5. Which term accurately describes the host of a proper awards ceremony in "The Recipe"?
(a) Childlike and nurturing.
(b) Well-respected and acerbic.
(c) Hilarious.
(d) Fatherly and wise.

Short Answer Questions

1. How old is the recipe for awards ceremonies according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?

2. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

3. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?

4. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?

5. In "The Cult," who has Stewart foretold will spring to life?

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