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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. How does Stewart try to commit suicide in "The Cult"?
(a) Swallowing pills.
(b) Hanging.
(c) Tazing himself.
(d) Choking.
2. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Cheesesteaks.
(b) BBQ.
(c) Pigs in a blanket.
(d) Burger King.
3. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(a) Hair dye.
(b) Piercings.
(c) Rhinestones.
(d) Hair removal.
4. What finally kills six million Jews?
(a) Salmonella.
(b) Hamburgers.
(c) Hitler's Final Solution.
(d) Panic attacks.
5. What do the disciples do when the bill arrives in "The Last Supper"?
(a) They ask Jesus to "do his magic."
(b) The split the bill.
(c) They pass it around the table.
(d) They flee.
Short Answer Questions
1. How does Diana die in "Pen Pals"?
2. What fashion magazine is mentioned in "Five After Five"?
3. What year does the narrator say da Vinci's notebook was lost?
4. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
5. What, specifically, are Jews concerned about regarding their religion according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
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