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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where have the Jews put down a time-share, according to "The New Judaism"?
(a) Cape Cod.
(b) Mobile, Alabama.
(c) A Majorca convent.
(d) Miami Beach.

2. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?
(a) HIllary Clinton.
(b) Betty Ford.
(c) Lady Bird Johnson.
(d) Jackie Onassis.

3. What is the name of Ford's steward?
(a) Alphonso.
(b) Jose.
(c) Pedro.
(d) Javier.

4. What distracts Stewart from the cult in "The Cult"?
(a) Pollen count.
(b) His record collection.
(c) His baseball cards.
(d) His tap dance career.

5. What religion is Michael Green, a child on the "Five Under Five" list?
(a) Pentacostal.
(b) Protestant.
(c) Jewish
(d) Greek Orthodox.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "Pen Pals," what does Diana include in her P.S.?

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?

3. How many glasses of wine in "The Last Supper" do the disciples share?

4. What condition afflicts Senor Jangles in "Local News"?

5. Who makes it clear that Teresa is busy, according to the narrator of "Pen Pals"?

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