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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Pierre Salinger.
(b) Thomas.
(c) He is unnamed.
(d) Max.
2. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
(a) Johnny Carson.
(b) Jimmy Stewart.
(c) Jackie Mason.
(d) Seinfeld.
3. What is the name of Ford's steward?
(a) Alphonso.
(b) Pedro.
(c) Jose.
(d) Javier.
4. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) A five year old.
(b) A strange black woman.
(c) A craftly little Asian gentleman.
(d) Jesus.
5. What finally kills six million Jews?
(a) Panic attacks.
(b) Hamburgers.
(c) Salmonella.
(d) Hitler's Final Solution.
Short Answer Questions
1. What condition afflicts Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
2. Which celebrities make a cameo in "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
3. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
4. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?
5. What does Al Haig give up to get Ford to sign Nixon's pardon?
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