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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?
(a) Genesis.
(b) Saint Jude.
(c) Poverty.
(d) Village Elves.
2. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?
(a) Kennedy children.
(b) Orphaned puppies.
(c) Politicians.
(d) Hamsters.
3. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(b) Private Moment.
(c) Vaginal Office.
(d) Little Pleasures.
4. Who writes to Diana's father in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Diana.
(b) Prince Charles.
(c) Mother Teresa.
(d) The Sisters of Charity.
5. According to "The New Judaism", what threatens to devastate American Judaism by 2010?
(a) Islam.
(b) Intermarriage.
(c) Sex before dinner.
(d) Hollywood.
Short Answer Questions
1. What sort of discrimination is mentioned in "Local News"?
2. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
3. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
4. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
5. Who makes it clear that Teresa is busy, according to the narrator of "Pen Pals"?
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