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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Diana's reaction when she does not receive an answer from Mother Teresa in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She is not affected.
(b) She assumes the letter was lost in the mail.
(c) She cries.
(d) She is petulant.

2. Who writes to Diana's father in "Pen Pals"?
(a) The Sisters of Charity.
(b) Diana.
(c) Mother Teresa.
(d) Prince Charles.

3. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) A stove.
(b) Parisian folding chairs.
(c) Plumbing.
(d) A reclining sofa.

4. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Vaginal Office.
(b) Private Moment.
(c) Little Pleasures.
(d) Vaginal Trundle Beds.

5. Who does Ford hang up on when he discovers the tape recorder?
(a) Brezhnev.
(b) The queen of England.
(c) Nixon.
(d) Michael Jackson.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?

2. What does Senor Jangles do before he starts working for Taco Bell?

3. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?

4. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?

5. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?

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