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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?
(a) Clean.
(b) A multifaceted everyspace.
(c) Inviting.
(d) Ready for business.
2. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?
(a) Soft yet firm.
(b) Fluffed and ready.
(c) Nice and easy.
(d) Warm and inviting.
3. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?
(a) Five minutes.
(b) Four days.
(c) 5 hours.
(d) 10 hours.
4. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?
(a) She can't stand the music in her home.
(b) She is being charged with embezzling family money.
(c) She feels like her cat doesn't love her anymore.
(d) She spent the family fortune.
5. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?
(a) God is dead.
(b) Adios.
(c) BRB.
(d) Love ya!
Short Answer Questions
1. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
2. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
3. What is unique about the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
4. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
5. What, specifically, are Jews concerned about regarding their religion according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
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