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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?
(a) He wants to be Jewish.
(b) He is the only Catholic.
(c) He hates school.
(d) He misses his family.

2. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Seinfeld.
(b) Woody Allen.
(c) The rabbi.
(d) Jimmy Stewart.

3. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?
(a) She is going through withdrawal.
(b) Her heart is pounding.
(c) She is writing in her limousine.
(d) She is drunk and/or high.

4. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Little Pleasures.
(b) Private Moment.
(c) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(d) Vaginal Office.

5. Where do Jack Kennedy and Lem go to see the Kennedys?
(a) Washington, DC.
(b) Los Angeles.
(c) Hyannis, MA.
(d) Hawaii.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?

2. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?

3. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?

4. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?

5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?

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