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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which celebrities make a cameo in "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Jonas Salk and Charles Lindberg.
(b) Michael Jackson and Harry Truman.
(c) Larry King and Rosie O'Donnell.
(d) FDR and Rodney King.

2. Where is Senor Jangles killed?
(a) Washington, DC.
(b) Anaheim, CA.
(c) Mexico City, Mexico.
(d) Orlando, FL.

3. In "Pen Pals, " what does Diana suggest she do with Mother Teresa?
(a) Vacation.
(b) Go out for drinks.
(c) Go sunbathing.
(d) Cook dinner.

4. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
(a) Jackie Mason.
(b) Jimmy Stewart.
(c) Johnny Carson.
(d) Seinfeld.

5. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) A five year old.
(b) A strange black woman.
(c) Jesus.
(d) A craftly little Asian gentleman.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?

2. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?

3. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?

4. Who does Ford mistake Brezhnev for?

5. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?

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