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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to "The New Judaism", what threatens to devastate American Judaism by 2010?
(a) Hollywood.
(b) Intermarriage.
(c) Sex before dinner.
(d) Islam.

2. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?
(a) A hat.
(b) Chewing tobacco.
(c) The coke that finally got opened.
(d) A Jawbreaker.

3. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Forever.
(b) Years.
(c) Up to nine months.
(d) Usually only three to ten minutes.

4. Where have the Jews put down a time-share, according to "The New Judaism"?
(a) Cape Cod.
(b) Mobile, Alabama.
(c) A Majorca convent.
(d) Miami Beach.

5. Which celebrities make a cameo in "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) FDR and Rodney King.
(b) Larry King and Rosie O'Donnell.
(c) Michael Jackson and Harry Truman.
(d) Jonas Salk and Charles Lindberg.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?

2. What finally kills six million Jews?

3. How many punches are thrown to kill Senor Jangles in "Local News"?

4. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

5. What does Jack call one wing of the Kennedy mansion?

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