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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What good news does Diana share with Teresa in her last letter in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She is pregnant.
(b) Her divorce from Prince Charles.
(c) She is moving to Calcutta.
(d) She is going on a cruise.
2. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?
(a) Five minutes.
(b) 5 hours.
(c) 10 hours.
(d) Four days.
3. On what character is the New Judaism mascot based, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) The Wizard of Oz.
(b) Snoopy.
(c) Jolly Green Giant.
(d) Joe Camel.
4. What is unique about the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) He is blind.
(b) He is a Jew.
(c) He is a genius.
(d) He is an orphan.
5. What does the New Judaism require according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Easier reading.
(b) A simpler concept of God.
(c) Flashier shoes.
(d) Better behaved children.
Short Answer Questions
1. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?
2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?
3. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
4. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
5. What does Ford call the place where the tape recordings are stored?
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