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Multiple Choice Questions

1. What good news does Diana share with Teresa in her last letter in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She is going on a cruise.
(b) She is pregnant.
(c) Her divorce from Prince Charles.
(d) She is moving to Calcutta.

2. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?
(a) A hat.
(b) Chewing tobacco.
(c) The coke that finally got opened.
(d) A Jawbreaker.

3. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?
(a) 1970's.
(b) 2000's.
(c) 1990's.
(d) 1950's.

4. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?
(a) Whooping cough.
(b) Herpes.
(c) Cancer.
(d) Gonorrhea.

5. What is the name of Ford's steward?
(a) Alphonso.
(b) Pedro.
(c) Jose.
(d) Javier.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?

2. In "Pen Pals, " what does Diana suggest she do with Mother Teresa?

3. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?

4. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?

5. What does Senor Jangles do before he starts working for Taco Bell?

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