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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Last Supper, or the Dead Waiter.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Al Haig give up to get Ford to sign Nixon's pardon?
(a) His sense of humor.
(b) His top hat.
(c) His Cross pen.
(d) His favorite watch.

2. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?
(a) God is dead.
(b) BRB.
(c) Adios.
(d) Love ya!

3. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Lovely Sara.
(b) Jewey.
(c) Jewboy and the Rockers.
(d) Jewster.

4. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?
(a) Ciao.
(b) Ay caramba.
(c) Hasta la vista, baby.
(d) Adios.

5. Who writes to Diana's father in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Mother Teresa.
(b) Diana.
(c) Prince Charles.
(d) The Sisters of Charity.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?

2. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?

3. What does the New Judaism require according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

4. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?

5. On what holiday does Jesus have his dinner in "The Last Supper"?

(see the answer key)

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