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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Last Supper, or the Dead Waiter.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Jo-jo.
(b) Tovah.
(c) Avram.
(d) Harlan.

2. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) Jesus.
(b) A craftly little Asian gentleman.
(c) A five year old.
(d) A strange black woman.

3. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?
(a) Nordstrom.
(b) Filene's Basement.
(c) K-mart.
(d) Lord and Taylor.

4. On what holiday does Jesus have his dinner in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Passover.
(b) Easter.
(c) Christmas.
(d) Hanukkah.

5. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?
(a) She is drunk and/or high.
(b) She is writing in her limousine.
(c) She is going through withdrawal.
(d) Her heart is pounding.

Short Answer Questions

1. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?

2. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?

3. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?

4. What is the name of Ford's steward?

5. What has Senor Jangles recently been moody about in "Local News"?

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