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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to "The New Judaism", what threatens to devastate American Judaism by 2010?
(a) Intermarriage.
(b) Islam.
(c) Sex before dinner.
(d) Hollywood.

2. What does the New Judaism require according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Better behaved children.
(b) Easier reading.
(c) A simpler concept of God.
(d) Flashier shoes.

3. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?
(a) Whooping cough.
(b) Gonorrhea.
(c) Cancer.
(d) Herpes.

4. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?
(a) 1750.
(b) 1492.
(c) 1900.
(d) 2001.

5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) Parisian folding chairs.
(b) Plumbing.
(c) A stove.
(d) A reclining sofa.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?

2. On what character is the New Judaism mascot based, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

3. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?

4. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?

5. What sport does Ford watch on television the day after Carter's inauguration?

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