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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
(a) Thicken; thin.
(b) Attract; disgust.
(c) Remove; add.
(d) Distract; frustrate.

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(a) Piercings.
(b) Rhinestones.
(c) Hair dye.
(d) Hair removal.

3. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?
(a) A hat.
(b) A Jawbreaker.
(c) The coke that finally got opened.
(d) Chewing tobacco.

4. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Feeds the horses.
(b) Installs irrigation.
(c) Lies in bed.
(d) Mows grass.

5. What sport does Ford watch on television the day after Carter's inauguration?
(a) Football.
(b) Track.
(c) Basketball.
(d) Tennis.

Short Answer Questions

1. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?

2. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?

3. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?

4. What finally kills six million Jews?

5. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?

(see the answer key)

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