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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. On whose behalf does Eileen send the Christmas card?
(a) The cat.
(b) Santa Claus.
(c) God.
(d) Gary and the Hanson family.

2. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
(a) Jackie Mason.
(b) Seinfeld.
(c) Johnny Carson.
(d) Jimmy Stewart.

3. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?
(a) Lady Bird Johnson.
(b) HIllary Clinton.
(c) Jackie Onassis.
(d) Betty Ford.

4. Which character is "top dog" at Choate?
(a) Jackie Bouvier.
(b) Jack Kennedy.
(c) Rosalie Kennedy.
(d) Teddy Kennedy.

5. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?
(a) 5 hours.
(b) 10 hours.
(c) Four days.
(d) Five minutes.

Short Answer Questions

1. What finally kills six million Jews?

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?

3. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?

4. According to "The New Judaism", what threatens to devastate American Judaism by 2010?

5. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

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