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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of Ford's steward?
(a) Pedro.
(b) Jose.
(c) Alphonso.
(d) Javier.

2. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
(a) The US Army.
(b) The USS Mayaguez.
(c) Ford's pet dolphin.
(d) Ford's children.

3. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?
(a) Exciting and ignored.
(b) Unfriendly.
(c) Lovely and delicate.
(d) Shameful and atrocious.

4. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?
(a) Politicians.
(b) Hamsters.
(c) Kennedy children.
(d) Orphaned puppies.

5. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Jewster.
(b) Jewboy and the Rockers.
(c) Lovely Sara.
(d) Jewey.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

2. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?

3. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?

4. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?

5. What decade does "Breakfast at Kennedy's" take place?

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