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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?
(a) Kennedy children.
(b) Hamsters.
(c) Orphaned puppies.
(d) Politicians.

2. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?
(a) Soft yet firm.
(b) Fluffed and ready.
(c) Nice and easy.
(d) Warm and inviting.

3. What, specifically, are Jews concerned about regarding their religion according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) That kids are not hearing about it.
(b) It is boring.
(c) That it is a health hazard.
(d) The reading is too difficult.

4. What does Jack call one wing of the Kennedy mansion?
(a) Antwerp.
(b) Siberia.
(c) Dachau.
(d) Prison.

5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) Parisian folding chairs.
(b) A stove.
(c) Plumbing.
(d) A reclining sofa.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?

2. What does Ford call the place where the tape recordings are stored?

3. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?

4. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?

5. What does Ford's steward try to convince Ford of?

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