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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) BBQ.
(b) Cheesesteaks.
(c) Pigs in a blanket.
(d) Burger King.

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) Parisian folding chairs.
(b) A reclining sofa.
(c) A stove.
(d) Plumbing.

3. What finally kills six million Jews?
(a) Salmonella.
(b) Panic attacks.
(c) Hitler's Final Solution.
(d) Hamburgers.

4. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) A craftly little Asian gentleman.
(b) A five year old.
(c) Jesus.
(d) A strange black woman.

5. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
(a) A new husband.
(b) Money to repair a cleft lip.
(c) Prayer for her addiction.
(d) Some fancy nightgowns.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?

2. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

3. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?

4. On whose behalf does Eileen send the Christmas card?

5. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?

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