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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?
(a) 2000's.
(b) 1990's.
(c) 1950's.
(d) 1970's.
2. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) Jesus.
(b) A strange black woman.
(c) A five year old.
(d) A craftly little Asian gentleman.
3. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) The rabbi.
(b) Seinfeld.
(c) Woody Allen.
(d) Jimmy Stewart.
4. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?
(a) 10 hours.
(b) Five minutes.
(c) Four days.
(d) 5 hours.
5. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?
(a) A hat.
(b) Chewing tobacco.
(c) The coke that finally got opened.
(d) A Jawbreaker.
Short Answer Questions
1. What sort of accident does Teddy Kennedy have during the trip?
2. What does Ford call the place where the tape recordings are stored?
3. What is unique about the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
4. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
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