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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
(a) Attract; disgust.
(b) Thicken; thin.
(c) Distract; frustrate.
(d) Remove; add.

2. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?
(a) The President.
(b) Mother Teresa.
(c) The narrator's father.
(d) Princess Diana.

3. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Cheesesteaks.
(b) Pigs in a blanket.
(c) BBQ.
(d) Burger King.

4. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?
(a) Clean.
(b) Ready for business.
(c) A multifaceted everyspace.
(d) Inviting.

5. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Little Pleasures.
(b) Private Moment.
(c) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(d) Vaginal Office.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?

2. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

3. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?

4. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?

5. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?

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