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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Ford call the place where the tape recordings are stored?
(a) His Secret Stash.
(b) Under the Mattress.
(c) The Presidential Library.
(d) Orion's Belt.

2. What, specifically, are Jews concerned about regarding their religion according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) The reading is too difficult.
(b) That kids are not hearing about it.
(c) It is boring.
(d) That it is a health hazard.

3. What does the New Judaism require according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) A simpler concept of God.
(b) Better behaved children.
(c) Easier reading.
(d) Flashier shoes.

4. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Years.
(b) Forever.
(c) Usually only three to ten minutes.
(d) Up to nine months.

5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?
(a) Your clothing.
(b) The vagina.
(c) Underwear.
(d) The nude female body.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?

2. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

3. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?

4. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

5. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?

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