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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sedaris's father believes jobs ________.
(a) Improve integrity.
(b) Build character.
(c) Build bank accounts.
(d) Interfere with homework.

2. How old is Kyle Dunbar?
(a) 12.
(b) 14.
(c) 13.
(d) 15.

3. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 5.
(b) 15.
(c) 2.
(d) 10.

4. Where does Lisa take the phone to have a private conversation?
(a) Closet.
(b) Carport.
(c) Bathroom.
(d) Porch.

5. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
(a) 16.
(b) 17.
(c) 18.
(d) 19.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?

2. What does Khe Sahn's interpreter want to be paid to teach her English?

3. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?

4. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?

5. What is the name of Jackelyn Dunbar's husband?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Sedaris have to go through to be hired at SantaLand?

2. What happens the day that Jocelyn asks Khe Sahn to watch baby Don?

3. What are some of the jobs Sedaris does as Crumpet the elf?

4. Who is Khe Sahn in "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?

5. How does Jocelyn Dunbar treat Khe Sahn?

6. What happens when Lisa drags David to a house in a poor neighborhood?

7. What does Jocelyn report is going on with the Dunbar's daughter?

8. Why does David try to draw epiphanies from the released convicts he works with at the cafeteria?

9. What happens when Sedaris goes to work at SantaLand on Christmas Eve?

10. What does the SantaLand training for elves include?

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