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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of dog plays Blitzen in the Scottsfield Elementary School performance?
(a) Great Dane.
(b) Poodle.
(c) Basset hound.
(d) Golden retriever.

2. Who is the attorney of the mother her performed surgery on her own son in "Based Upon a True Story"?
(a) Her uncle.
(b) Her brother.
(c) Her neighbor.
(d) Her father.

3. What was Jim Timothy's show about rednecks called?
(a) "Eight is Too Much."
(b) "Oh, Susannah."
(c) "American Idiots."
(d) "Crackers 'n' Company."

4. What odor does Thaddeus Bristol complain about at the first school performance?
(a) French fries.
(b) Turkey.
(c) Chicken nuggets.
(d) Lasagna.

5. Thaddeus Bristol is gagging from the smell of spray painted ______.
(a) Sneakers.
(b) Angel wings.
(c) Backdrops.
(d) Hats.

6. What does Beth die from in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Cancer.
(b) Pneumonia.
(c) Tuberculosis.
(d) Starvation.

7. What kind of appliance does Jim Timothy offer each member of the church congregation?
(a) Stove.
(b) Washer.
(c) Refrigerator.
(d) Dryer.

8. The son in "Based Upon a True Story" is hit by what kind of truck?
(a) Delivery.
(b) Garbage.
(c) Cable.
(d) Satellite.

9. Who does Thaddeus Bristol blame for most the problems with "A Christmas Carol" performance?
(a) Acting.
(b) Script.
(c) Staging.
(d) Director.

10. What do the Cottinghams die from in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Starvation.
(b) Pneumonia.
(c) Cancer.
(d) Tuberculosis.

11. What does Jim Timothy offer to the pastor of the church?
(a) An organ.
(b) A new church.
(c) A cadillac.
(d) A new house.

12. What does Thaddeus Bristol refer to the performers as at Jane Snow-Hernandez Elementary School?
(a) Amateurs.
(b) Sadists.
(c) Professionals.
(d) Cuties.

13. What does Jim Timothy call the marriage of mini-series and holiday special?
(a) Disaster.
(b) Brilliance.
(c) Genius.
(d) Art.

14. Thaddeus Bristol compares the three wise men to what in one performance?
(a) Three amigoes.
(b) Three Stooges.
(c) Three birds on a fence.
(d) Three babies.

15. What was Jim Timothy put in charge of at a rival network?
(a) Dramatic programming.
(b) News.
(c) Sitcoms.
(d) Soap operas.

Short Answer Questions

1. What show does Thaddeus Bristol say the Scottsfield Dinner Theater put on in 1994?

2. What is Jim Timothy working on now?

3. Jim Timothy touts his skills as a __________.

4. Jim Timothy's interns only open letters from where?

5. What does the narrator build so he won't be outdone by the Cottinghams?

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