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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Thaddeus Bristol calls the costumes in "A Christmas Carol" __________.
(a) Abysmal.
(b) Disasterous.
(c) Charming.
(d) Clever.

2. What are the names of the twins in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Taylor and Weston.
(b) Hudson and Potomac.
(c) Dan and Bill.
(d) Smith and Wesson.

3. What was Jim Timothy put in charge of at a rival network?
(a) Dramatic programming.
(b) Soap operas.
(c) News.
(d) Sitcoms.

4. What body part does Doug Cottingham donate first?
(a) A kidney.
(b) An eye.
(c) A lung.
(d) A spleen.

5. What would the narrator use a silver wand for on Christmas day in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Granting wishes.
(b) Throwing up.
(c) Stabbing beggars.
(d) Disappearing.

6. Thaddeus Bristol says Christmas signifies these three things EXCEPT one:
(a) Worse theater.
(b) Unforgivable television.
(c) Terrible music.
(d) Bad movies.

7. What is the denomination of the church where Jim Timothy is speaking?
(a) Methodist.
(b) Mormon.
(c) Baptist.
(d) Pentecostal.

8. How old is Eileen Cottingham in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) 9.
(b) 7.
(c) 8.
(d) 6.

9. Jim Timothy says the best stories are what?
(a) Free.
(b) Sad.
(c) Funny.
(d) True.

10. According to Jim Timothy the child whose mother performed surgery was dying of _________.
(a) Kidney failure.
(b) Diabetes.
(c) Heart failure.
(d) Cancer.

11. What does Jim Timothy say is an indication he is not from the area?
(a) His money.
(b) His hair.
(c) His teeth.
(d) His accent.

12. The Cottinghams donate Eileen to _________.
(a) A needy family.
(b) A beggar.
(c) A pirate crew.
(d) Science.

13. What kind of appliance does Jim Timothy offer each member of the church congregation?
(a) Refrigerator.
(b) Stove.
(c) Dryer.
(d) Washer.

14. What do the Cottinghams immediately build next door to the narrator?
(a) Movie theater.
(b) Skating rink.
(c) Sauna.
(d) Rotunda.

15. Where is the first school performance that Thaddeus Bristol critiques?
(a) St. Elmo Elementary.
(b) St. Clare Elementary.
(c) Scottsfield Elementary.
(d) Sacred Heart Elementary.

Short Answer Questions

1. How old is the child that the mother performed surgery on, according to Jim Timothy?

2. How long after the miraculous surgery in "Based Upon a True Story" does the boy die?

3. Who is the attorney of the mother her performed surgery on her own son in "Based Upon a True Story"?

4. What does the narrator give the beggar the second Thanksgiving he comes along in "Christmas Means Giving"?

5. Before visiting the church, where else has Jim Timothy recently been?

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