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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What was Jim Timothy's show about rednecks called?
(a) "Crackers 'n' Company."
(b) "Eight is Too Much."
(c) "American Idiots."
(d) "Oh, Susannah."

2. What kind of suit is Jim Timothy wearing in church?
(a) Ralph Lauren.
(b) Savile Row.
(c) Tommy Hilfiger.
(d) Adolpho.

3. Doug Cottingham gives the beggar the keys to his________.
(a) Riding vacuum.
(b) Traveling sauna.
(c) Mercedes.
(d) House.

4. What is the name of the Cottingham's maid?
(a) Calista.
(b) Verdana.
(c) Tahoma.
(d) Helvetica.

5. What is all over the beggar's beard when he shows up at the narrator's door in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Blood.
(b) Mud.
(c) Jam.
(d) Dressing.

6. What are the names of the twins in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Smith and Wesson.
(b) Taylor and Weston.
(c) Hudson and Potomac.
(d) Dan and Bill.

7. Thaddeus Bristol compares the performance at Scottsfield Elementary School to what?
(a) Mushy stuffing.
(b) Pumpkin pie.
(c) Overstuffed turkey.
(d) Stale bread.

8. What is Jim Timothy working on now?
(a) News.
(b) Sitcoms.
(c) Mini-series.
(d) Dramas.

9. What does he narrator give the beggar the first time he sees him in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) A turkey leg.
(b) A dollar.
(c) A bite in the leg.
(d) A coat.

10. How many wives has Jim Timothy had?
(a) 3.
(b) 2.
(c) 5.
(d) 1.

11. The son in "Based Upon a True Story" is hit by what kind of truck?
(a) Garbage.
(b) Delivery.
(c) Cable.
(d) Satellite.

12. What is Thaddeus Bristol's opinion of "A Christmas Carol" in general?
(a) A masterpiece.
(b) A stinker.
(c) A classic.
(d) A dud.

13. How much cash is Jim Timothy offering each member of the church congregation?
(a) $1500.
(b) $1000.
(c) $1200.
(d) $2000.

14. What is the name of the show at Scottsfield Elementary?
(a) "Blitzen's Blast."
(b) "A Missing Reindeer."
(c) "Santa's Gift."
(d) "A Reindeer's Gift."

15. What does the narrator give the beggar the second Thanksgiving he comes along in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Eight-track tape deck.
(b) Car.
(c) VCR.
(d) Sun lamp.

Short Answer Questions

1. What might the narrator of "Christmas Means Giving" give his wife for a stocking stuffer?

2. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?

3. What does Jim Timothy use as an example of waiting for a good offer?

4. Beth makes a necklace out of __________ in "Christmas Means Giving."

5. What do the Cottinghams give the beggar the first time?

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