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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What would the narrator use a silver wand for on Christmas day in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Granting wishes.
(b) Disappearing.
(c) Throwing up.
(d) Stabbing beggars.

2. What does Thaddeus Bristol refer to the performers as at Jane Snow-Hernandez Elementary School?
(a) Professionals.
(b) Sadists.
(c) Cuties.
(d) Amateurs.

3. What does the narrator build so he won't be outdone by the Cottinghams?
(a) Rotunda.
(b) Soccer field.
(c) Baseball field.
(d) Skating rink.

4. To what charity did the narrator give $2 in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Inner City Holiday Fun.
(b) Inner City Headache Fund.
(c) Clean Air Fund.
(d) Clean Water Fund.

5. According to Jim Timothy the child whose mother performed surgery was dying of _________.
(a) Diabetes.
(b) Cancer.
(c) Kidney failure.
(d) Heart failure.

6. Tiny Tim's performance rivals the ________ for brightness.
(a) Moonlight.
(b) Exit sign.
(c) Street light.
(d) Spotlight.

7. Who does Thaddeus Bristol blame for most the problems with "A Christmas Carol" performance?
(a) Acting.
(b) Script.
(c) Staging.
(d) Director.

8. What does Jim Timothy offer to the pastor of the church?
(a) An organ.
(b) A new house.
(c) A new church.
(d) A cadillac.

9. What does the narrator give the beggar the second Thanksgiving he comes along in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Sun lamp.
(b) Eight-track tape deck.
(c) VCR.
(d) Car.

10. What do the Cottinghams send out for a Christmas card?
(a) Xeroxed copy of stock portfolio.
(b) Family pictured working at a soup kitchen.
(c) Family pictured with last year's gifts.
(d) Dollar bills.

11. How much time does Jim Timothy give the congregation to take him up on his offer?
(a) 3 weeks.
(b) 3 minutes.
(c) 3 days.
(d) 3 hours.

12. What does Beth die from in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Tuberculosis.
(b) Cancer.
(c) Starvation.
(d) Pneumonia.

13. What are the names of the twins in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Taylor and Weston.
(b) Hudson and Potomac.
(c) Dan and Bill.
(d) Smith and Wesson.

14. Thaddeus Bristol is gagging from the smell of spray painted ______.
(a) Angel wings.
(b) Sneakers.
(c) Hats.
(d) Backdrops.

15. What is Jim Timothy's title?
(a) Executive Producer.
(b) Director.
(c) Studio Executive.
(d) Writer.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many wives has Jim Timothy had?

2. What does the mother who performed surgery on her own son say saved him in "Based Upon a True Story"?

3. Doug Cottingham gives the beggar the keys to his________.

4. Thaddeus Bristol calls the costumes in "A Christmas Carol" __________.

5. Before visiting the church, where else has Jim Timothy recently been?

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