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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Jim Timothy call the people he is addressing in the church?
(a) Hicks.
(b) Rubes.
(c) Rednecks.
(d) Hillbillies.

2. The son in "Based Upon a True Story" is hit by what kind of truck?
(a) Cable.
(b) Delivery.
(c) Satellite.
(d) Garbage.

3. Thaddeus Bristol says it's hard to look past Dickens' what?
(a) Egocentric language.
(b) Dime store morality.
(c) Brilliant dialogue.
(d) Heart-warming story.

4. To what charity did the narrator give $2 in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Inner City Holiday Fun.
(b) Inner City Headache Fund.
(c) Clean Air Fund.
(d) Clean Water Fund.

5. The Cottinghams donate Eileen to _________.
(a) A pirate crew.
(b) Science.
(c) A needy family.
(d) A beggar.

6. Thaddeus Bristol compares the three wise men to what in one performance?
(a) Three Stooges.
(b) Three amigoes.
(c) Three birds on a fence.
(d) Three babies.

7. What does each performance receive from the audience, according to Thaddeus Bristol?
(a) Coins thrown onstage.
(b) Standing ovations.
(c) Curtain calls.
(d) Flowers.

8. What does he narrator give the beggar the first time he sees him in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) A dollar.
(b) A coat.
(c) A turkey leg.
(d) A bite in the leg.

9. What is all over the beggar's beard when he shows up at the narrator's door in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Jam.
(b) Blood.
(c) Dressing.
(d) Mud.

10. What does Jim Timothy offer to the pastor of the church?
(a) A new house.
(b) An organ.
(c) A new church.
(d) A cadillac.

11. Thaddeus Bristol thinks Bob Cratchit got his Cockney accent from where?
(a) Laugh-in.
(b) Beverly Hillbillies.
(c) Hee Haw.
(d) Lawrence Welk.

12. What does Jim Timothy say is an indication he is not from the area?
(a) His money.
(b) His accent.
(c) His teeth.
(d) His hair.

13. What is the name of the show at Scottsfield Elementary?
(a) "A Reindeer's Gift."
(b) "Santa's Gift."
(c) "A Missing Reindeer."
(d) "Blitzen's Blast."

14. What does Jim Timothy call the marriage of mini-series and holiday special?
(a) Art.
(b) Brilliance.
(c) Disaster.
(d) Genius.

15. What are the names of the twins in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Taylor and Weston.
(b) Smith and Wesson.
(c) Hudson and Potomac.
(d) Dan and Bill.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is the attorney of the mother her performed surgery on her own son in "Based Upon a True Story"?

2. What does the narrator carry around with him to prove his generosity in "Christmas Means Giving"?

3. How old is Eileen Cottingham in "Christmas Means Giving"?

4. What kind of appliance does Jim Timothy offer each member of the church congregation?

5. Where does the mother perform surgery on her own son, according to Jim Timothy?

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