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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The SantaLand Diaries.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Taco.
(b) Dog.
(c) Camcorder.
(d) Hot dog.

2. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?
(a) Photos.
(b) Posters.
(c) Toys.
(d) Candy canes.

3. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) FedEx.
(b) Mary Kay.
(c) UPS.
(d) U.S. Army.

4. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.
(a) Good.
(b) Frightening.
(c) Promising.
(d) Dismal.

5. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 45 seconds.
(b) 90 seconds.
(c) 30 seconds.
(d) 60 seconds.

Short Answer Questions

1. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

2. In a previous interview, Sedaris said he liked the ________.

3. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

4. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?

5. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

(see the answer key)

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