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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The SantaLand Diaries.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?
(a) One fourth.
(b) One half.
(c) One fifth.
(d) One third.

2. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Elf Island.
(d) Magic Star.

3. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?
(a) Snowball.
(b) Puff.
(c) Sleighbell.
(d) Crumpet.

4. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Dog.
(b) Hot dog.
(c) Taco.
(d) Camcorder.

5. The SantaLand ad promises _________.
(a) Connections.
(b) Excitement.
(c) Good pay.
(d) Glamour.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?

2. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?

3. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?

4. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

5. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?

(see the answer key)

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