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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The SantaLand Diaries.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. SantaLand is part of Macy's ___________.
(a) Central Park.
(b) Herald Square
(c) Times Square.
(d) Grand Central Station.

2. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?
(a) Missouri.
(b) New York.
(c) Nebraska.
(d) Kansas.

3. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.
(a) Children.
(b) Cash register.
(c) Elf costume.
(d) Holiday season.

4. The SantaLand ad promises _________.
(a) Connections.
(b) Good pay.
(c) Excitement.
(d) Glamour.

5. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
(a) Crumpet.
(b) Snowball.
(c) Puff.
(d) Sleighbell.

Short Answer Questions

1. In a previous interview, Sedaris said he liked the ________.

2. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?

3. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

4. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

5. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

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