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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The SantaLand Diaries.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Puff.
(c) Snowball.
(d) Crumpet.

2. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.
(a) Hillbilly.
(b) Grandmother.
(c) Sexy lady.
(d) Beast.

3. The SantaLand ad promises _________.
(a) Connections.
(b) Excitement.
(c) Good pay.
(d) Glamour.

4. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?
(a) Chris Martin.
(b) Paul McCartney.
(c) Phil Collins.
(d) Huey Lewis.

5. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 15.
(b) 5.
(c) 10.
(d) 2.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

2. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?

3. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?

4. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

5. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?

(see the answer key)

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