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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The SantaLand Diaries.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?
(a) Nebraska.
(b) New York.
(c) Kansas.
(d) Missouri.

2. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"
(a) 3 months.
(b) 3 weeks.
(c) 6 months.
(d) 6 weeks.

3. SantaLand is part of Macy's ___________.
(a) Grand Central Station.
(b) Times Square.
(c) Herald Square
(d) Central Park.

4. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
(a) Crumpet.
(b) Puff.
(c) Sleighbell.
(d) Snowball.

5. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Usher Elf.
(c) Photo Elf.
(d) Pointer Elf.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

2. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?

3. In a previous interview, Sedaris said he liked the ________.

4. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?

5. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?

(see the answer key)

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