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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The SantaLand Diaries.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?
(a) Penn Station.
(b) Port Authority.
(c) Times Square.
(d) Grand Central Station.

2. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.
(a) Promising.
(b) Good.
(c) Frightening.
(d) Dismal.

3. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 90 seconds.
(b) 60 seconds.
(c) 45 seconds.
(d) 30 seconds.

4. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Usher Elf.
(b) Pointer Elf.
(c) Maze Elf.
(d) Photo Elf.

5. What is Sedaris's elf name?
(a) Puff.
(b) Crumpet.
(c) Snowball.
(d) Sleighbell.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?

2. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

3. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.

4. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?

5. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

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