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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Christmas Means Giving.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.
(a) Grandmother.
(b) Beast.
(c) Hillbilly.
(d) Sexy lady.

2. What does Jim Timothy say is an indication he is not from the area?
(a) His teeth.
(b) His accent.
(c) His money.
(d) His hair.

3. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Hair-dryer.
(b) Computer.
(c) Car.
(d) Phone.

4. What is Sedaris's elf name?
(a) Crumpet.
(b) Snowball.
(c) Sleighbell.
(d) Puff.

5. The son in "Based Upon a True Story" is hit by what kind of truck?
(a) Satellite.
(b) Garbage.
(c) Delivery.
(d) Cable.

Short Answer Questions

1. What body part does Doug Cottingham donate first?

2. Beth donates her leg and breasts to ___________ in "Christmas Means Giving."

3. Where does the mother perform surgery on her own son, according to Jim Timothy?

4. What do the Cottinghams send out for a Christmas card?

5. What is the name of the town where Jim Timothy is speaking to a church congregation?

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