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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Christmas Means Giving.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Thaddeus Bristol says Christmas signifies these three things EXCEPT one:
(a) Worse theater.
(b) Bad movies.
(c) Terrible music.
(d) Unforgivable television.

2. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Kind.
(b) Lazy.
(c) Frightened.
(d) Smart.

3. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?
(a) Penelope Court.
(b) Terrance Lane.
(c) Tiffany Circle.
(d) Prescott Street.

4. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.
(a) Managers.
(b) Convicts.
(c) Women.
(d) Students.

5. The SantaLand ad promises _________.
(a) Glamour.
(b) Good pay.
(c) Excitement.
(d) Connections.

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?

2. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?

3. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?

4. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?

5. What does Jim Timothy say Christmas is about?

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