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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Christmas Means Giving.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .
(a) Camcorder.
(b) Hot dog.
(c) Dog.
(d) Taco.

2. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?
(a) Sheep.
(b) Zombies.
(c) Cows.
(d) Drones.

3. The son in "Based Upon a True Story" is hit by what kind of truck?
(a) Satellite.
(b) Garbage.
(c) Delivery.
(d) Cable.

4. How old is Eileen Cottingham in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) 7.
(b) 6.
(c) 9.
(d) 8.

5. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Plastic bags.
(b) Nothing.
(c) Bikini.
(d) Silk slip.

Short Answer Questions

1. How much time does Jim Timothy give the congregation to take him up on his offer?

2. In "Socrates and Company," Sedaris would travel the world with a _________.

3. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?

4. What does Doug Cottingham have a collection of?

5. According to Jim Timothy the child whose mother performed surgery was dying of _________.

(see the answer key)

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