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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Christmas Means Giving.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Hot dog.
(b) Camcorder.
(c) Taco.
(d) Dog.

2. What show does Thaddeus Bristol say the Scottsfield Dinner Theater put on in 1994?
(a) Camelot.
(b) Cats.
(c) Fiddler on the Roof.
(d) Come Blow Your Horn.

3. What does Doug Cottingham have a collection of?
(a) Pre-Columbian sofa beds.
(b) Post-Lincolnian pipes.
(c) Post-Coumbian pottery.
(d) Pre-Cambrian death beds.

4. What is Jim Timothy's title?
(a) Director.
(b) Executive Producer.
(c) Writer.
(d) Studio Executive.

5. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?
(a) Frustration.
(b) Tears.
(c) Hope.
(d) Laughter.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris's father believes jobs ________.

2. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?

3. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?

4. What kind of suit is Jim Timothy wearing in church?

5. Sedaris hopes to end every episode of "Socrates and Company" with what?

(see the answer key)

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