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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.
(a) One Life to Live.
(b) Days of Our Lives.
(c) General Hospital.
(d) All My Children.

2. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.
(a) Beast.
(b) Sexy lady.
(c) Grandmother.
(d) Hillbilly.

3. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?
(a) Vietnamese history.
(b) Pre-Law.
(c) Pre-med.
(d) Chemical engineering.

4. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 45 seconds.
(b) 30 seconds.
(c) 90 seconds.
(d) 60 seconds.

5. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?
(a) Groundhog Day.
(b) Thanksgiving.
(c) Christmas Eve.
(d) Halloween.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?

2. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?

3. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?

4. What is the name of Jackelyn Dunbar's husband?

5. SantaLand is part of Macy's ___________.

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