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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of the neighbor who reports seeing Jocelyn Dunbar on the afternoon of the murder?
(a) Cherise.
(b) Charlotte.
(c) Cherri.
(d) Cheryl.

2. What does Khe Sahn's interpreter want to be paid to teach her English?
(a) $20/hour.
(b) $22/hour.
(c) $17/hour.
(d) $15/hour.

3. Jocelyn Dunbar's motto is "A family is not a ___________."
(a) Charitable organization.
(b) Commune.
(c) Good time.
(d) Choice.

4. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.
(a) Hillbilly.
(b) Beast.
(c) Sexy lady.
(d) Grandmother.

5. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) Satan Speaks.
(b) Jesus Christ.
(c) Devil Dunbar.
(d) God Goode.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

2. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?

3. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?

4. Where is Khe Sahn from?

5. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?

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