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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Snowball.
(c) Crumpet.
(d) Puff.

2. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Plastic bags.
(b) Silk slip.
(c) Nothing.
(d) Bikini.

3. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?
(a) Vietnamese history.
(b) Chemical engineering.
(c) Pre-Law.
(d) Pre-med.

4. Where is Khe Sahn from?
(a) Korea.
(b) Cambodia.
(c) China.
(d) Vietnam.

5. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
(a) Piccadilly.
(b) Tiffany.
(c) Cambridge.
(d) K & W.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

2. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?

3. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?

4. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?

5. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?

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