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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does David try to get Lisa to listen to on the radio as they are driving somewhere on her birthday?
(a) News.
(b) Classical music.
(c) Basketball.
(d) Baseball.

2. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?
(a) Pin-ups.
(b) Irregular Spanish verbs.
(c) Inspirational sayings.
(d) Latin vocabulary.

3. At Sedaris's cafeteria, the customer is always ________.
(a) Right.
(b) Royalty.
(c) King.
(d) Happy.

4. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 60 seconds.
(b) 45 seconds.
(c) 30 seconds.
(d) 90 seconds.

5. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
(a) Tiffany.
(b) Cambridge.
(c) Piccadilly.
(d) K & W.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris likes to tell customers at SantaLand that their pictures will arrive in ________.

2. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

3. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?

4. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?

5. What is the date of Jocelyn Dunbar's hearing?

(see the answer key)

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