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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Phone.
(b) Computer.
(c) Car.
(d) Hair-dryer.

2. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
(a) 17.
(b) 18.
(c) 16.
(d) 19.

3. Sedaris likes to tell customers at SantaLand that their pictures will arrive in ________.
(a) December.
(b) August.
(c) July.
(d) January.

4. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?
(a) Lloyd.
(b) Lonnie.
(c) Luke.
(d) Luby.

5. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Photo Elf.
(b) Maze Elf.
(c) Usher Elf.
(d) Pointer Elf.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?

2. What is the name of the neighbor who reports seeing Jocelyn Dunbar on the afternoon of the murder?

3. What does Sedaris feel for the shoppers who come to eat at the cafeteria where he works?

4. Where is Khe Sahn from?

5. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?

(see the answer key)

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