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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?
(a) Geoff.
(b) Gene.
(c) Gerald.
(d) Gus.

2. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Ivory.
(b) Dove.
(c) Irish Spring.
(d) Petal soft.

3. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.
(a) Children.
(b) Holiday season.
(c) Cash register.
(d) Elf costume.

4. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
(a) Tiffany.
(b) K & W.
(c) Cambridge.
(d) Piccadilly.

5. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?
(a) Thanksgiving.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Christmas Eve.
(d) Groundhog Day.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the neighbor who reports seeing Jocelyn Dunbar on the afternoon of the murder?

2. What does David try to get Lisa to listen to on the radio as they are driving somewhere on her birthday?

3. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?

4. Where does Kevin Dunbar go to college?

5. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?

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