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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Sedaris feel for the shoppers who come to eat at the cafeteria where he works?
(a) Hatred.
(b) Fondness.
(c) Pity.
(d) Animosity.

2. What kind of tattoo does Jackelyn Dunbar's husband have on his neck?
(a) Barbwire.
(b) Flames.
(c) Crosses.
(d) Hearts.

3. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?
(a) Irregular Spanish verbs.
(b) Inspirational sayings.
(c) Pin-ups.
(d) Latin vocabulary.

4. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?
(a) Prescott Street.
(b) Tiffany Circle.
(c) Terrance Lane.
(d) Penelope Court.

5. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.
(a) Managers.
(b) Women.
(c) Convicts.
(d) Students.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?

2. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?

3. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?

4. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.

5. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?

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