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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.
(a) Students.
(b) Convicts.
(c) Women.
(d) Managers.

2. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Dove.
(b) Ivory.
(c) Petal soft.
(d) Irish Spring.

3. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Usher Elf.
(b) Maze Elf.
(c) Pointer Elf.
(d) Photo Elf.

4. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 10 p.m.
(b) 8 p.m.
(c) 9 p.m.
(d) 11 p.m.

5. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Dish washer.
(b) Meat carver.
(c) Steam tables.
(d) Salad prep.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?

2. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?

3. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?

4. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?

5. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?

(see the answer key)

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