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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Lazy.
(b) Kind.
(c) Frightened.
(d) Smart.

2. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .
(a) Camcorder.
(b) Dog.
(c) Taco.
(d) Hot dog.

3. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 33.
(b) 23.
(c) 53.
(d) 43.

4. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
(a) Cambridge.
(b) Piccadilly.
(c) Tiffany.
(d) K & W.

5. Who drew Sedaris' name for family gift giving in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Dinah.
(b) Mr. Sedaris.
(c) Tiffany.
(d) Lisa.

Short Answer Questions

1. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?

2. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

3. What is the date of Jocelyn Dunbar's hearing?

4. Christmas is causing Sedaris to have a(n) _________ in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore."

5. At Sedaris's cafeteria, the customer is always ________.

(see the answer key)

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