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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Dog.
(b) Camcorder.
(c) Taco.
(d) Hot dog.

2. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?
(a) One fifth.
(b) One half.
(c) One fourth.
(d) One third.

3. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Car.
(b) Hair-dryer.
(c) Phone.
(d) Computer.

4. As Sedaris works at the cafeteria, what is he searching for in life?
(a) Fame.
(b) Wealth.
(c) Wisdom.
(d) Joy.

5. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 2.
(b) 10.
(c) 5.
(d) 15.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?

2. What is the name of the cafeteria where Lisa Sedaris gets a job?

3. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

4. Sedaris believes his sister Lisa's greatest desire was to be _________.

5. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?

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