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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Lisa take the phone to have a private conversation?
(a) Bathroom.
(b) Porch.
(c) Carport.
(d) Closet.

2. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Usher Elf.
(d) Pointer Elf.

3. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?
(a) 8 months.
(b) 6 months.
(c) 4 months.
(d) 9 months.

4. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?
(a) Inspirational sayings.
(b) Pin-ups.
(c) Latin vocabulary.
(d) Irregular Spanish verbs.

5. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?
(a) St. Louis.
(b) Raleigh.
(c) Atlanta.
(d) Newark.

Short Answer Questions

1. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?

2. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?

3. What does Khe Sahn's interpreter want to be paid to teach her English?

4. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?

5. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?

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