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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Phone.
(b) Hair-dryer.
(c) Car.
(d) Computer.

2. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Nothing.
(b) Bikini.
(c) Plastic bags.
(d) Silk slip.

3. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Meat carver.
(b) Steam tables.
(c) Dish washer.
(d) Salad prep.

4. What is the name of the neighbor who reports seeing Jocelyn Dunbar on the afternoon of the murder?
(a) Charlotte.
(b) Cherise.
(c) Cheryl.
(d) Cherri.

5. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?
(a) Loser.
(b) Bad baby.
(c) Idiot.
(d) Crack Baby.

Short Answer Questions

1. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?

2. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?

3. How old is Khe Sahn Dunbar?

4. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?

5. Jocelyn Dunbar's motto is "A family is not a ___________."

(see the answer key)

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