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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?
(a) 27 minutes.
(b) 24 minutes.
(c) 26 minutes.
(d) 25 minutes.

2. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?
(a) Times Square.
(b) Grand Central Station.
(c) Penn Station.
(d) Port Authority.

3. Sedaris hopes to end every episode of "Socrates and Company" with what?
(a) A gun fight.
(b) A joke.
(c) A revelation.
(d) A car chase.

4. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .
(a) Dog.
(b) Taco.
(c) Hot dog.
(d) Camcorder.

5. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?
(a) Subway.
(b) Home.
(c) Coffee shop.
(d) Macy's.

Short Answer Questions

1. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?

2. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.

3. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?

4. What does Khe Sahn's interpreter want to be paid to teach her English?

5. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

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