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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?
(a) Nebraska.
(b) New York.
(c) Missouri.
(d) Kansas.

2. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?
(a) Bad baby.
(b) Crack Baby.
(c) Idiot.
(d) Loser.

3. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.
(a) Children.
(b) Elf costume.
(c) Cash register.
(d) Holiday season.

4. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?
(a) Times Square.
(b) Port Authority.
(c) Penn Station.
(d) Grand Central Station.

5. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?
(a) Burlap.
(b) Silk.
(c) Trash bags.
(d) Baby clothes.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?

2. What was the name of Clifford Dunbar's first wife?

3. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?

4. Where is Khe Sahn from?

5. In "Socrates and Company," Sedaris would travel the world with a _________.

(see the answer key)

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