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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"
(a) 3 weeks.
(b) 6 weeks.
(c) 6 months.
(d) 3 months.

2. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 90 seconds.
(b) 30 seconds.
(c) 60 seconds.
(d) 45 seconds.

3. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) Jesus Christ.
(b) Satan Speaks.
(c) Devil Dunbar.
(d) God Goode.

4. What name do the Dunbar's call Jackelyn's baby?
(a) Ted.
(b) John.
(c) Joe.
(d) Don.

5. What is the date of Jocelyn Dunbar's hearing?
(a) December 27.
(b) December 29.
(c) December 30.
(d) December 28.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?

2. What is Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?

3. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.

4. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?

5. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?

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