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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?
(a) Penelope Court.
(b) Tiffany Circle.
(c) Terrance Lane.
(d) Prescott Street.

2. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?
(a) Disappointments.
(b) Hassles.
(c) Setbacks.
(d) Inconveniences.

3. Christmas is causing Sedaris to have a(n) _________ in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore."
(a) Existential crisis.
(b) Identity crisis.
(c) Moral dilemma.
(d) Ethical dilemma.

4. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Irish Spring.
(b) Dove.
(c) Petal soft.
(d) Ivory.

5. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Usher Elf.
(c) Pointer Elf.
(d) Photo Elf.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?

2. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?

3. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?

4. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?

5. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?

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