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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 8 p.m.
(b) 9 p.m.
(c) 11 p.m.
(d) 10 p.m.

2. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 45 seconds.
(b) 30 seconds.
(c) 60 seconds.
(d) 90 seconds.

3. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Elf Island.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Maze Elf.
(d) Magic Star.

4. What is the name of the cafeteria where Lisa Sedaris gets a job?
(a) Tiffany.
(b) Piccadilly.
(c) K & W.
(d) Cambridge.

5. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Hair-dryer.
(b) Car.
(c) Computer.
(d) Phone.

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?

2. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?

3. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?

4. As Sedaris works at the cafeteria, what is he searching for in life?

5. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

(see the answer key)

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