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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Elf Island.
(d) Magic Star.

2. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?
(a) The washer.
(b) A closet.
(c) The dryer.
(d) Under a bed.

3. What kind of tattoo does Jackelyn Dunbar's husband have on his neck?
(a) Barbwire.
(b) Crosses.
(c) Flames.
(d) Hearts.

4. Who drew Sedaris' name for family gift giving in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Mr. Sedaris.
(b) Tiffany.
(c) Lisa.
(d) Dinah.

5. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?
(a) Luby.
(b) Luke.
(c) Lloyd.
(d) Lonnie.

Short Answer Questions

1. What name do the Dunbar's call Jackelyn's baby?

2. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?

3. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?

4. What does Sedaris feel for the shoppers who come to eat at the cafeteria where he works?

5. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.

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