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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?
(a) Las Vegas.
(b) Santa Fe.
(c) Denver.
(d) St. Louis.

2. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
(a) 16.
(b) 19.
(c) 18.
(d) 17.

3. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.
(a) Sexy lady.
(b) Grandmother.
(c) Beast.
(d) Hillbilly.

4. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Plastic bags.
(b) Silk slip.
(c) Bikini.
(d) Nothing.

5. In "Socrates and Company," Sedaris would travel the world with a _________.
(a) Cat.
(b) Monkey.
(c) Entourage.
(d) Dog.

6. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?
(a) Puff.
(b) Sleighbell.
(c) Crumpet.
(d) Snowball.

7. The cafeteria where Sedaris works is decorated in ________.
(a) Black velet.
(b) Fake leather.
(c) Red velvet.
(d) Fake wood.

8. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Police chief.
(b) Street person.
(c) Mayor.
(d) Retired principal.

9. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Ivory.
(b) Dove.
(c) Irish Spring.
(d) Petal soft.

10. What is Sedaris's elf name?
(a) Crumpet.
(b) Snowball.
(c) Puff.
(d) Sleighbell.

11. Where is Khe Sahn from?
(a) China.
(b) Vietnam.
(c) Korea.
(d) Cambodia.

12. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?
(a) Vietnamese history.
(b) Pre-Law.
(c) Pre-med.
(d) Chemical engineering.

13. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?
(a) Tiffany Circle.
(b) Terrance Lane.
(c) Prescott Street.
(d) Penelope Court.

14. What is the name of the town the Dunbar's live in?
(a) White Paw.
(b) South Castle.
(c) White Castle.
(d) South Paw.

15. How old is Kyle Dunbar?
(a) 15.
(b) 14.
(c) 12.
(d) 13.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?

2. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.

3. What is the name of Jackelyn Dunbar's husband?

4. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.

5. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?

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