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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
(a) 19.
(b) 16.
(c) 18.
(d) 17.

2. Where is Khe Sahn from?
(a) China.
(b) Cambodia.
(c) Vietnam.
(d) Korea.

3. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 10.
(b) 15.
(c) 2.
(d) 5.

4. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?
(a) Luke.
(b) Luby.
(c) Lloyd.
(d) Lonnie.

5. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?
(a) Pre-Law.
(b) Vietnamese history.
(c) Pre-med.
(d) Chemical engineering.

6. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 43.
(b) 53.
(c) 33.
(d) 23.

7. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?
(a) One half.
(b) One fourth.
(c) One third.
(d) One fifth.

8. What is the feeling Sedaris has for his sister Lisa at the end of "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Frustration.
(b) Fear.
(c) Pity.
(d) Pride.

9. Sedaris hopes to end every episode of "Socrates and Company" with what?
(a) A joke.
(b) A gun fight.
(c) A car chase.
(d) A revelation.

10. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) Mary Kay.
(b) U.S. Army.
(c) FedEx.
(d) UPS.

11. What is Sedaris's elf name?
(a) Snowball.
(b) Crumpet.
(c) Puff.
(d) Sleighbell.

12. In "Socrates and Company," Sedaris would travel the world with a _________.
(a) Cat.
(b) Entourage.
(c) Monkey.
(d) Dog.

13. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.
(a) 1200.
(b) 1000.
(c) 1400.
(d) 600.

14. Sedaris likes to tell customers at SantaLand that their pictures will arrive in ________.
(a) July.
(b) January.
(c) December.
(d) August.

15. The cafeteria where Sedaris works is decorated in ________.
(a) Fake leather.
(b) Red velvet.
(c) Black velet.
(d) Fake wood.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?

2. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?

3. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.

4. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?

5. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.

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