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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. As Sedaris works at the cafeteria, what is he searching for in life?
(a) Fame.
(b) Joy.
(c) Wealth.
(d) Wisdom.

2. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?
(a) Geoff.
(b) Gene.
(c) Gerald.
(d) Gus.

3. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) UPS.
(b) Mary Kay.
(c) FedEx.
(d) U.S. Army.

4. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Hot dog.
(b) Taco.
(c) Camcorder.
(d) Dog.

5. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?
(a) Siamese cat.
(b) Terrier.
(c) Cockatoo.
(d) Pekinese.

6. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?
(a) Prescott Street.
(b) Penelope Court.
(c) Terrance Lane.
(d) Tiffany Circle.

7. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?
(a) $5.
(b) $10.
(c) $3.
(d) $1.

8. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Pointer Elf.
(b) Maze Elf.
(c) Photo Elf.
(d) Usher Elf.

9. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?
(a) Zombies.
(b) Cows.
(c) Sheep.
(d) Drones.

10. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 10.
(b) 15.
(c) 5.
(d) 2.

11. What is the name of the town the Dunbar's live in?
(a) South Paw.
(b) South Castle.
(c) White Castle.
(d) White Paw.

12. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Puff.
(c) Crumpet.
(d) Snowball.

13. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?
(a) December12.
(b) December 16.
(c) December 14.
(d) December 18.

14. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?
(a) Port Authority.
(b) Times Square.
(c) Grand Central Station.
(d) Penn Station.

15. What is the date of Jocelyn Dunbar's hearing?
(a) December 29.
(b) December 30.
(c) December 27.
(d) December 28.

Short Answer Questions

1. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.

2. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?

3. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?

4. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?

5. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?

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