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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?
(a) $1.
(b) $3.
(c) $5.
(d) $10.

2. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Steam tables.
(b) Dish washer.
(c) Meat carver.
(d) Salad prep.

3. According to Thaddeus Bristol, what has no place in the theater?
(a) Sentimentality.
(b) Christmas spirit.
(c) Parental pride.
(d) Cute children.

4. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?
(a) Subway.
(b) Macy's.
(c) Coffee shop.
(d) Home.

5. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?
(a) St. Louis.
(b) Denver.
(c) Santa Fe.
(d) Las Vegas.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is Thaddeus Bristol the most annoyed with during the Christmas performances?

2. Where is the first school performance that Thaddeus Bristol critiques?

3. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

4. What age group are the performers in "A Christmas Carol"?

5. What is the name of the neighbor who reports seeing Jocelyn Dunbar on the afternoon of the murder?

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