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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?
(a) Zombies.
(b) Sheep.
(c) Cows.
(d) Drones.

2. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.
(a) Frightening.
(b) Good.
(c) Promising.
(d) Dismal.

3. How old is the director of "A Christmas Carol"?
(a) 12.
(b) 11.
(c) 88.
(d) 22.

4. Who is Thaddeus Bristol the most annoyed with during the Christmas performances?
(a) Actors.
(b) Parents.
(c) Stage crew.
(d) Directors.

5. What is Thaddeus Bristol's opinion of "A Christmas Carol" in general?
(a) A dud.
(b) A classic.
(c) A masterpiece.
(d) A stinker.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

2. What is the name of Jackelyn Dunbar's husband?

3. What was the name of the actor who played Scrooge?

4. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?

5. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

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