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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?
(a) St. Louis.
(b) Denver.
(c) Las Vegas.
(d) Santa Fe.

2. How many letters did Clifford Dunbar send to his wife while he was in the service?
(a) 50.
(b) 4.
(c) 1.
(d) 10.

3. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 43.
(b) 23.
(c) 53.
(d) 33.

4. What does Thaddeus Bristol compare children's Christmas pageants to at the beginning of his story?
(a) Cancer.
(b) Candy.
(c) Coronary.
(d) Crime.

5. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Magic Star.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Maze Elf.
(d) Elf Island.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.

2. Thaddeus Bristol says Christmas signifies these three things EXCEPT one:

3. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?

4. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?

5. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?

(see the answer key)

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