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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What odor does Thaddeus Bristol complain about at the first school performance?
(a) Turkey.
(b) Chicken nuggets.
(c) Lasagna.
(d) French fries.

2. What does David try to get Lisa to listen to on the radio as they are driving somewhere on her birthday?
(a) Basketball.
(b) Classical music.
(c) Baseball.
(d) News.

3. What age group are the performers in "A Christmas Carol"?
(a) First graders.
(b) Sixth graders.
(c) Fourth graders.
(d) Second graders.

4. What does each performance receive from the audience, according to Thaddeus Bristol?
(a) Flowers.
(b) Coins thrown onstage.
(c) Curtain calls.
(d) Standing ovations.

5. What is the feeling Sedaris has for his sister Lisa at the end of "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Pity.
(b) Fear.
(c) Frustration.
(d) Pride.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

2. Thaddeus Bristol compares the three wise men to what in one performance?

3. Where is Khe Sahn from?

4. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?

5. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?

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