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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?
(a) Puff.
(b) Snowball.
(c) Sleighbell.
(d) Crumpet.

2. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?
(a) Lloyd.
(b) Lonnie.
(c) Luby.
(d) Luke.

3. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Pointer Elf.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Usher Elf.
(d) Maze Elf.

4. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.
(a) Women.
(b) Managers.
(c) Convicts.
(d) Students.

5. What kind of tattoo does Jackelyn Dunbar's husband have on his neck?
(a) Barbwire.
(b) Flames.
(c) Hearts.
(d) Crosses.

Short Answer Questions

1. Thaddeus Bristol compares the three wise men to what in one performance?

2. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

3. What does each performance receive from the audience, according to Thaddeus Bristol?

4. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

5. What was the name of Clifford Dunbar's first wife?

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