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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does each performance receive from the audience, according to Thaddeus Bristol?
(a) Standing ovations.
(b) Coins thrown onstage.
(c) Flowers.
(d) Curtain calls.

2. What item of Dinah's do the Sedaris girls try on?
(a) Mink coat.
(b) Rabbit coat.
(c) Rings.
(d) False eyelashes.

3. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
(a) 18.
(b) 16.
(c) 19.
(d) 17.

4. Thaddeus Bristol says Christmas signifies these three things EXCEPT one:
(a) Bad movies.
(b) Worse theater.
(c) Unforgivable television.
(d) Terrible music.

5. What age group are the performers in "A Christmas Carol"?
(a) Fourth graders.
(b) Second graders.
(c) First graders.
(d) Sixth graders.

Short Answer Questions

1. The cafeteria where Sedaris works is decorated in ________.

2. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

3. Where does Kevin Dunbar go to college?

4. Where is the first school performance that Thaddeus Bristol critiques?

5. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?

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