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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the feeling Sedaris has for his sister Lisa at the end of "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Fear.
(b) Pride.
(c) Frustration.
(d) Pity.

2. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Lazy.
(b) Frightened.
(c) Smart.
(d) Kind.

3. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) Satan Speaks.
(b) God Goode.
(c) Jesus Christ.
(d) Devil Dunbar.

4. Thaddeus Bristol compares the three wise men to what in one performance?
(a) Three babies.
(b) Three birds on a fence.
(c) Three Stooges.
(d) Three amigoes.

5. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?
(a) Groundhog Day.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Christmas Eve.
(d) Thanksgiving.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?

2. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .

3. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

4. What age group are the performers in "A Christmas Carol"?

5. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?

(see the answer key)

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