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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Photo Elf.
(b) Pointer Elf.
(c) Maze Elf.
(d) Usher Elf.

2. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?
(a) Prescott Street.
(b) Tiffany Circle.
(c) Terrance Lane.
(d) Penelope Court.

3. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Hot dog.
(b) Dog.
(c) Taco.
(d) Camcorder.

4. What name do the Dunbar's call Jackelyn's baby?
(a) Ted.
(b) Don.
(c) Joe.
(d) John.

5. What is the name of Jackelyn Dunbar's husband?
(a) Joey.
(b) John.
(c) Todd.
(d) Timothy.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?

2. SantaLand is part of Macy's ___________.

3. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

4. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?

5. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?

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