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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?
(a) Trash bags.
(b) Baby clothes.
(c) Burlap.
(d) Silk.

2. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?
(a) American Idol.
(b) Evening news.
(c) Sesame Street.
(d) Law and Order.

3. Where is Khe Sahn from?
(a) Korea.
(b) Cambodia.
(c) China.
(d) Vietnam.

4. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) God Goode.
(b) Jesus Christ.
(c) Devil Dunbar.
(d) Satan Speaks.

5. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?
(a) Toys.
(b) Posters.
(c) Photos.
(d) Candy canes.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of Jackelyn Dunbar's husband?

2. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?

3. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?

4. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?

5. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?

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