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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Dog.
(b) Taco.
(c) Camcorder.
(d) Hot dog.

2. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Pointer Elf.
(d) Usher Elf.

3. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.
(a) All My Children.
(b) General Hospital.
(c) Days of Our Lives.
(d) One Life to Live.

4. What was the name of Clifford Dunbar's first wife?
(a) Babs Swint.
(b) Dana Babson.
(c) Doll Babcock.
(d) Cheryl Kerr.

5. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?
(a) Siamese cat.
(b) Cockatoo.
(c) Pekinese.
(d) Terrier.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.

2. What name do the Dunbar's call Jackelyn's baby?

3. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?

4. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

5. How old is Kyle Dunbar?

(see the answer key)

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