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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.
(a) Days of Our Lives.
(b) One Life to Live.
(c) All My Children.
(d) General Hospital.

2. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Petal soft.
(b) Irish Spring.
(c) Dove.
(d) Ivory.

3. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Photo Elf.
(b) Usher Elf.
(c) Pointer Elf.
(d) Maze Elf.

4. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?
(a) Trash bags.
(b) Baby clothes.
(c) Burlap.
(d) Silk.

5. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Hot dog.
(b) Dog.
(c) Camcorder.
(d) Taco.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

2. In a previous interview, Sedaris said he liked the ________.

3. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?

4. Sedaris likes to tell customers at SantaLand that their pictures will arrive in ________.

5. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?

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