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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Irish Spring.
(b) Petal soft.
(c) Dove.
(d) Ivory.

2. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.
(a) Dismal.
(b) Good.
(c) Promising.
(d) Frightening.

3. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
(a) Puff.
(b) Sleighbell.
(c) Crumpet.
(d) Snowball.

4. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?
(a) Kansas.
(b) New York.
(c) Nebraska.
(d) Missouri.

5. Where is Khe Sahn from?
(a) China.
(b) Vietnam.
(c) Korea.
(d) Cambodia.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?

2. How old is Khe Sahn Dunbar?

3. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?

4. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

5. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?

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