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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 60 seconds.
(b) 45 seconds.
(c) 90 seconds.
(d) 30 seconds.

2. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?
(a) One third.
(b) One fourth.
(c) One fifth.
(d) One half.

3. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?
(a) 9 months.
(b) 4 months.
(c) 8 months.
(d) 6 months.

4. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?
(a) Loser.
(b) Idiot.
(c) Bad baby.
(d) Crack Baby.

5. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?
(a) Siamese cat.
(b) Pekinese.
(c) Terrier.
(d) Cockatoo.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

2. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

3. How old is Khe Sahn Dunbar?

4. What kind of tattoo does Jackelyn Dunbar's husband have on his neck?

5. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?

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