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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Jocelyn Dunbar's motto is "A family is not a ___________."
(a) Choice.
(b) Good time.
(c) Commune.
(d) Charitable organization.

2. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?
(a) Las Vegas.
(b) Santa Fe.
(c) Denver.
(d) St. Louis.

3. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Street person.
(b) Retired principal.
(c) Mayor.
(d) Police chief.

4. What is Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Dish washer.
(b) Meat carver.
(c) Steam tables.
(d) Salad prep.

5. Where is the first school performance that Thaddeus Bristol critiques?
(a) Scottsfield Elementary.
(b) St. Clare Elementary.
(c) St. Elmo Elementary.
(d) Sacred Heart Elementary.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Thaddeus Bristol's opinion of "A Christmas Carol" in general?

2. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?

3. What show does Thaddeus Bristol say the Scottsfield Dinner Theater put on in 1994?

4. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .

5. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

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