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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Thaddeus Bristol compare children's Christmas pageants to at the beginning of his story?
(a) Cancer.
(b) Crime.
(c) Candy.
(d) Coronary.

2. Sedaris believes his sister Lisa's greatest desire was to be _________.
(a) Exotic.
(b) Typical.
(c) Famous.
(d) Annoying.

3. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?
(a) Santa Fe.
(b) Denver.
(c) St. Louis.
(d) Las Vegas.

4. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Dove.
(b) Ivory.
(c) Petal soft.
(d) Irish Spring.

5. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 11 p.m.
(b) 8 p.m.
(c) 10 p.m.
(d) 9 p.m.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris hopes to end every episode of "Socrates and Company" with what?

2. Thaddeus Bristol says Christmas signifies these three things EXCEPT one:

3. Thaddeus Bristol compares the performance at Scottsfield Elementary School to what?

4. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?

5. Thaddeus Bristol says bad theater was used as torture before the invention of the _____.

(see the answer key)

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