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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Thaddeus Bristol compares the three wise men to what in one performance?
(a) Three amigoes.
(b) Three birds on a fence.
(c) Three Stooges.
(d) Three babies.

2. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?
(a) $3.
(b) $5.
(c) $10.
(d) $1.

3. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .
(a) Camcorder.
(b) Taco.
(c) Dog.
(d) Hot dog.

4. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?
(a) Oatmeal canisters.
(b) Trashcans.
(c) Buckets.
(d) Felt.

5. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 53.
(b) 43.
(c) 23.
(d) 33.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?

2. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.

3. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.

4. What does Thaddeus Bristol compare children's Christmas pageants to at the beginning of his story?

5. As Sedaris works at the cafeteria, what is he searching for in life?

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