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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 23.
(b) 43.
(c) 33.
(d) 53.

2. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Smart.
(b) Frightened.
(c) Kind.
(d) Lazy.

3. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.
(a) All My Children.
(b) One Life to Live.
(c) General Hospital.
(d) Days of Our Lives.

4. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Retired principal.
(b) Police chief.
(c) Street person.
(d) Mayor.

5. How old is the director of "A Christmas Carol"?
(a) 22.
(b) 88.
(c) 11.
(d) 12.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Sedaris decide to wear for the Christmas season he works at the cafeteria?

2. What does Thaddeus Bristol refer to the performers as at Jane Snow-Hernandez Elementary School?

3. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

4. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?

5. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?

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