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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Thaddeus Bristol's opinion of "A Christmas Carol" in general?
(a) A classic.
(b) A stinker.
(c) A dud.
(d) A masterpiece.

2. Thaddeus Bristol compares the performance at Scottsfield Elementary School to what?
(a) Overstuffed turkey.
(b) Mushy stuffing.
(c) Pumpkin pie.
(d) Stale bread.

3. Sedaris's father believes jobs ________.
(a) Build bank accounts.
(b) Improve integrity.
(c) Build character.
(d) Interfere with homework.

4. Thaddeus Bristol is gagging from the smell of spray painted ______.
(a) Sneakers.
(b) Hats.
(c) Angel wings.
(d) Backdrops.

5. Who drew Sedaris' name for family gift giving in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Dinah.
(b) Mr. Sedaris.
(c) Lisa.
(d) Tiffany.

Short Answer Questions

1. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?

2. What was the name of Clifford Dunbar's first wife?

3. In "Socrates and Company," Sedaris would travel the world with a _________.

4. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?

5. Sedaris hopes to end every episode of "Socrates and Company" with what?

(see the answer key)

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