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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is Thaddeus Bristol the most annoyed with during the Christmas performances?
(a) Stage crew.
(b) Directors.
(c) Parents.
(d) Actors.

2. What is Sedaris's elf name?
(a) Snowball.
(b) Crumpet.
(c) Sleighbell.
(d) Puff.

3. What does Khe Sahn's interpreter want to be paid to teach her English?
(a) $20/hour.
(b) $15/hour.
(c) $17/hour.
(d) $22/hour.

4. What does Thaddeus Bristol say is ironically missing from each performance?
(a) Adorable children.
(b) Good scripts.
(c) Enthusiasm.
(d) Christmas spirit.

5. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
(a) Snowball.
(b) Sleighbell.
(c) Crumpet.
(d) Puff.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Thaddeus Bristol blame for most the problems with "A Christmas Carol" performance?

2. According to Thaddeus Bristol, what has no place in the theater?

3. What is the name of the show at Scottsfield Elementary?

4. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?

5. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?

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