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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Thaddeus Bristol compare children's Christmas pageants to at the beginning of his story?
(a) Cancer.
(b) Candy.
(c) Crime.
(d) Coronary.

2. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Dish washer.
(b) Steam tables.
(c) Meat carver.
(d) Salad prep.

3. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?
(a) 4 months.
(b) 9 months.
(c) 8 months.
(d) 6 months.

4. How old is Khe Sahn Dunbar?
(a) 22.
(b) 20.
(c) 19.
(d) 17.

5. Thaddeus Bristol thinks Bob Cratchit got his Cockney accent from where?
(a) Laugh-in.
(b) Beverly Hillbillies.
(c) Lawrence Welk.
(d) Hee Haw.

Short Answer Questions

1. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?

2. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?

3. Thaddeus Bristol calls the costumes in "A Christmas Carol" __________.

4. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?

5. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?

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