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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Sedaris's elf name?
(a) Snowball.
(b) Crumpet.
(c) Puff.
(d) Sleighbell.

2. What does David try to get Lisa to listen to on the radio as they are driving somewhere on her birthday?
(a) News.
(b) Baseball.
(c) Classical music.
(d) Basketball.

3. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 2.
(b) 15.
(c) 5.
(d) 10.

4. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?
(a) Raleigh.
(b) Newark.
(c) Atlanta.
(d) St. Louis.

5. Where is the first school performance that Thaddeus Bristol critiques?
(a) Sacred Heart Elementary.
(b) Scottsfield Elementary.
(c) St. Elmo Elementary.
(d) St. Clare Elementary.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?

2. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?

3. Thaddeus Bristol compares the smiles of the children actors to what at the end of his tirade?

4. The SantaLand ad promises _________.

5. What odor does Thaddeus Bristol complain about at the first school performance?

(see the answer key)

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