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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?
(a) Baby clothes.
(b) Silk.
(c) Burlap.
(d) Trash bags.

2. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Street person.
(b) Mayor.
(c) Retired principal.
(d) Police chief.

3. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.
(a) Holiday season.
(b) Cash register.
(c) Children.
(d) Elf costume.

4. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.
(a) Managers.
(b) Students.
(c) Women.
(d) Convicts.

5. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?
(a) Irregular Spanish verbs.
(b) Pin-ups.
(c) Latin vocabulary.
(d) Inspirational sayings.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?

2. Thaddeus Bristol is gagging from the smell of spray painted ______.

3. Sedaris believes his sister Lisa's greatest desire was to be _________.

4. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?

5. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

(see the answer key)

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