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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.
(a) Grandmother.
(b) Beast.
(c) Hillbilly.
(d) Sexy lady.

2. Christmas is causing Sedaris to have a(n) _________ in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore."
(a) Ethical dilemma.
(b) Moral dilemma.
(c) Existential crisis.
(d) Identity crisis.

3. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"
(a) 6 weeks.
(b) 6 months.
(c) 3 weeks.
(d) 3 months.

4. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?
(a) Subway.
(b) Macy's.
(c) Coffee shop.
(d) Home.

5. In "Socrates and Company," Sedaris would travel the world with a _________.
(a) Entourage.
(b) Cat.
(c) Dog.
(d) Monkey.

Short Answer Questions

1. Thaddeus Bristol compares the smiles of the children actors to what at the end of his tirade?

2. What is the feeling Sedaris has for his sister Lisa at the end of "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?

3. Thaddeus Bristol says bad theater was used as torture before the invention of the _____.

4. Tiny Tim's performance rivals the ________ for brightness.

5. At Sedaris's cafeteria, the customer is always ________.

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