View a FREE sample

This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
(a) Snowball.
(b) Sleighbell.
(c) Crumpet.
(d) Puff.

2. What is the feeling Sedaris has for his sister Lisa at the end of "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Pride.
(b) Frustration.
(c) Fear.
(d) Pity.

3. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?
(a) Vietnamese history.
(b) Pre-Law.
(c) Chemical engineering.
(d) Pre-med.

4. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.
(a) Promising.
(b) Frightening.
(c) Good.
(d) Dismal.

5. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?
(a) Felt.
(b) Trashcans.
(c) Oatmeal canisters.
(d) Buckets.

Short Answer Questions

1. Thaddeus Bristol compares the three wise men to what in one performance?

2. What does Thaddeus Bristol compare children's Christmas pageants to at the beginning of his story?

3. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?

4. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

5. What is Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?

(see the answer key)

This section contains 181 words (approx. 1 page at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample