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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Thaddeus Bristol is particularly troubled by the casting of __________.
(a) Scrooge.
(b) Bob Crachit.
(c) Ghost of Christmas Past.
(d) Tiny Tim.

2. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?
(a) Chris Martin.
(b) Paul McCartney.
(c) Huey Lewis.
(d) Phil Collins.

3. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
(a) Cambridge.
(b) K & W.
(c) Tiffany.
(d) Piccadilly.

4. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?
(a) Frustration.
(b) Tears.
(c) Laughter.
(d) Hope.

5. Thaddeus Bristol compares the three wise men to what in one performance?
(a) Three amigoes.
(b) Three Stooges.
(c) Three birds on a fence.
(d) Three babies.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?

2. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.

3. What is Sedaris's elf name?

4. What does Sedaris decide to wear for the Christmas season he works at the cafeteria?

5. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

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