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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What name do the Dunbar's call Jackelyn's baby?
(a) Don.
(b) John.
(c) Joe.
(d) Ted.

2. What does Khe Sahn's interpreter want to be paid to teach her English?
(a) $17/hour.
(b) $22/hour.
(c) $20/hour.
(d) $15/hour.

3. Sedaris's father believes jobs ________.
(a) Interfere with homework.
(b) Build character.
(c) Build bank accounts.
(d) Improve integrity.

4. SantaLand is part of Macy's ___________.
(a) Herald Square
(b) Times Square.
(c) Central Park.
(d) Grand Central Station.

5. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?
(a) Thanksgiving.
(b) Christmas Eve.
(c) Halloween.
(d) Groundhog Day.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

2. What does Sedaris decide to wear for the Christmas season he works at the cafeteria?

3. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .

4. What is Sedaris's elf name?

5. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

(see the answer key)

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