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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?
(a) 26 minutes.
(b) 25 minutes.
(c) 27 minutes.
(d) 24 minutes.

2. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?
(a) Inspirational sayings.
(b) Pin-ups.
(c) Irregular Spanish verbs.
(d) Latin vocabulary.

3. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.
(a) 1200.
(b) 1400.
(c) 600.
(d) 1000.

4. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?
(a) Times Square.
(b) Penn Station.
(c) Port Authority.
(d) Grand Central Station.

5. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Smart.
(b) Kind.
(c) Frightened.
(d) Lazy.

Short Answer Questions

1. What name do the Dunbar's call Jackelyn's baby?

2. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?

3. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.

4. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.

5. Who drew Sedaris' name for family gift giving in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?

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