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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
(a) Piccadilly.
(b) Cambridge.
(c) K & W.
(d) Tiffany.

2. Jocelyn Dunbar's motto is "A family is not a ___________."
(a) Charitable organization.
(b) Good time.
(c) Choice.
(d) Commune.

3. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Dove.
(b) Ivory.
(c) Petal soft.
(d) Irish Spring.

4. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?
(a) Evening news.
(b) Law and Order.
(c) Sesame Street.
(d) American Idol.

5. What item of Dinah's do the Sedaris girls try on?
(a) Rabbit coat.
(b) False eyelashes.
(c) Rings.
(d) Mink coat.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?

2. What is the feeling Sedaris has for his sister Lisa at the end of "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?

3. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?

4. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

5. Where does Lisa take the phone to have a private conversation?

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