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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"
(a) 6 weeks.
(b) 6 months.
(c) 3 weeks.
(d) 3 months.

2. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Police chief.
(b) Retired principal.
(c) Street person.
(d) Mayor.

3. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Photo Elf.
(b) Elf Island.
(c) Maze Elf.
(d) Magic Star.

4. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) FedEx.
(b) UPS.
(c) U.S. Army.
(d) Mary Kay.

5. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.
(a) Dismal.
(b) Good.
(c) Frightening.
(d) Promising.

Short Answer Questions

1. Jocelyn Dunbar's motto is "A family is not a ___________."

2. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?

3. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?

4. At Sedaris's cafeteria, the customer is always ________.

5. Sedaris's father believes jobs ________.

(see the answer key)

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