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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Usher Elf.
(b) Maze Elf.
(c) Pointer Elf.
(d) Photo Elf.

2. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?
(a) Coffee shop.
(b) Macy's.
(c) Subway.
(d) Home.

3. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Silk slip.
(b) Bikini.
(c) Plastic bags.
(d) Nothing.

4. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?
(a) Luke.
(b) Lloyd.
(c) Lonnie.
(d) Luby.

5. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 15.
(b) 5.
(c) 2.
(d) 10.

Short Answer Questions

1. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?

2. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?

3. Sedaris likes to tell customers at SantaLand that their pictures will arrive in ________.

4. What is the name of the town the Dunbar's live in?

5. How old is Kyle Dunbar?

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