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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?
(a) Times Square.
(b) Port Authority.
(c) Grand Central Station.
(d) Penn Station.

2. In a previous interview, Sedaris said he liked the ________.
(a) Uniforms.
(b) Pay.
(c) Car.
(d) Perks.

3. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?
(a) Gus.
(b) Geoff.
(c) Gene.
(d) Gerald.

4. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) Mary Kay.
(b) U.S. Army.
(c) UPS.
(d) FedEx.

5. Who drew Sedaris' name for family gift giving in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Lisa.
(b) Dinah.
(c) Tiffany.
(d) Mr. Sedaris.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

2. What is Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?

3. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

4. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?

5. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?

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