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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Kevin Dunbar go to college?
(a) Feeny State.
(b) Freeman College.
(c) Feesy College.
(d) Fresno State.

2. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) U.S. Army.
(b) FedEx.
(c) UPS.
(d) Mary Kay.

3. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?
(a) 9 months.
(b) 6 months.
(c) 8 months.
(d) 4 months.

4. What was the name of Clifford Dunbar's first wife?
(a) Dana Babson.
(b) Cheryl Kerr.
(c) Doll Babcock.
(d) Babs Swint.

5. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Hair-dryer.
(b) Computer.
(c) Car.
(d) Phone.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?

2. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?

3. What does David try to get Lisa to listen to on the radio as they are driving somewhere on her birthday?

4. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

5. What does Khe Sahn's interpreter want to be paid to teach her English?

(see the answer key)

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