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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?
(a) $1.
(b) $10.
(c) $5.
(d) $3.

2. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 8 p.m.
(b) 10 p.m.
(c) 9 p.m.
(d) 11 p.m.

3. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) Satan Speaks.
(b) Devil Dunbar.
(c) Jesus Christ.
(d) God Goode.

4. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?
(a) Halloween.
(b) Christmas Eve.
(c) Groundhog Day.
(d) Thanksgiving.

5. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Usher Elf.
(b) Pointer Elf.
(c) Photo Elf.
(d) Maze Elf.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?

2. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?

3. Jocelyn Dunbar's motto is "A family is not a ___________."

4. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?

5. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"

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