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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Pointer Elf.
(b) Usher Elf.
(c) Maze Elf.
(d) Photo Elf.

2. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Meat carver.
(b) Dish washer.
(c) Steam tables.
(d) Salad prep.

3. What does Sedaris decide to wear for the Christmas season he works at the cafeteria?
(a) Red.
(b) White.
(c) Yellow.
(d) Black.

4. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Frightened.
(b) Kind.
(c) Smart.
(d) Lazy.

5. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
(a) 16.
(b) 17.
(c) 19.
(d) 18.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?

2. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?

3. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

4. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?

5. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?

(see the answer key)

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