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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Jocelyn Dunbar's motto is "A family is not a ___________."
(a) Commune.
(b) Choice.
(c) Charitable organization.
(d) Good time.

2. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?
(a) Kansas.
(b) Nebraska.
(c) Missouri.
(d) New York.

3. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Car.
(b) Computer.
(c) Hair-dryer.
(d) Phone.

4. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.
(a) Dismal.
(b) Good.
(c) Frightening.
(d) Promising.

5. What is Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Meat carver.
(b) Dish washer.
(c) Salad prep.
(d) Steam tables.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?

2. Where does Kevin Dunbar go to college?

3. What is the name of the town the Dunbar's live in?

4. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

5. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?

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