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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Magic Star.
(b) Maze Elf.
(c) Photo Elf.
(d) Elf Island.

2. In "Socrates and Company," Sedaris would travel the world with a _________.
(a) Monkey.
(b) Cat.
(c) Entourage.
(d) Dog.

3. How old is Kyle Dunbar?
(a) 13.
(b) 15.
(c) 14.
(d) 12.

4. The SantaLand ad promises _________.
(a) Excitement.
(b) Connections.
(c) Good pay.
(d) Glamour.

5. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?
(a) Setbacks.
(b) Inconveniences.
(c) Hassles.
(d) Disappointments.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?

2. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?

3. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.

4. Where does Kevin Dunbar go to college?

5. What was the name of Clifford Dunbar's first wife?

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