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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?
(a) 8 months.
(b) 4 months.
(c) 9 months.
(d) 6 months.

2. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Frightened.
(b) Kind.
(c) Smart.
(d) Lazy.

3. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
(a) Tiffany.
(b) Piccadilly.
(c) K & W.
(d) Cambridge.

4. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?
(a) Law and Order.
(b) Evening news.
(c) American Idol.
(d) Sesame Street.

5. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Car.
(b) Computer.
(c) Phone.
(d) Hair-dryer.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.

2. What is the name of the cafeteria where Lisa Sedaris gets a job?

3. What is Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?

4. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?

5. In "Socrates and Company," Sedaris would travel the world with a _________.

(see the answer key)

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