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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?
(a) The dryer.
(b) The washer.
(c) A closet.
(d) Under a bed.

2. What name do the Dunbar's call Jackelyn's baby?
(a) Joe.
(b) John.
(c) Ted.
(d) Don.

3. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.
(a) Days of Our Lives.
(b) General Hospital.
(c) One Life to Live.
(d) All My Children.

4. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
(a) 19.
(b) 18.
(c) 16.
(d) 17.

5. As Sedaris works at the cafeteria, what is he searching for in life?
(a) Wisdom.
(b) Wealth.
(c) Joy.
(d) Fame.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Sedaris feel for the shoppers who come to eat at the cafeteria where he works?

2. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?

3. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

4. In a previous interview, Sedaris said he liked the ________.

5. The cafeteria where Sedaris works is decorated in ________.

(see the answer key)

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