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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Camcorder.
(b) Taco.
(c) Hot dog.
(d) Dog.

2. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?
(a) $1.
(b) $5.
(c) $10.
(d) $3.

3. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?
(a) 26 minutes.
(b) 27 minutes.
(c) 25 minutes.
(d) 24 minutes.

4. As Sedaris works at the cafeteria, what is he searching for in life?
(a) Wisdom.
(b) Joy.
(c) Wealth.
(d) Fame.

5. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?
(a) Setbacks.
(b) Inconveniences.
(c) Disappointments.
(d) Hassles.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?

2. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

3. What does David try to get Lisa to listen to on the radio as they are driving somewhere on her birthday?

4. What is the name of the cafeteria where Lisa Sedaris gets a job?

5. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?

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