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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Dish washer.
(b) Meat carver.
(c) Salad prep.
(d) Steam tables.

2. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .
(a) Taco.
(b) Hot dog.
(c) Dog.
(d) Camcorder.

3. What is the name of the town the Dunbar's live in?
(a) White Paw.
(b) South Castle.
(c) White Castle.
(d) South Paw.

4. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Puff.
(c) Crumpet.
(d) Snowball.

5. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Snowball.
(c) Crumpet.
(d) Puff.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?

2. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?

3. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

4. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?

5. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?

(see the answer key)

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