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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?
(a) 2000's.
(b) 1990's.
(c) 1970's.
(d) 1950's.

2. What sort of accident does Teddy Kennedy have during the trip?
(a) Boating.
(b) Tricycle.
(c) Headstanding.
(d) Skateboarding.

3. Who does Ford mistake Brezhnev for?
(a) Hitler.
(b) Kissinger.
(c) Lenin.
(d) His mother.

4. Where is Senor Jangles killed?
(a) Washington, DC.
(b) Anaheim, CA.
(c) Mexico City, Mexico.
(d) Orlando, FL.

5. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?
(a) LA County prison.
(b) Nowhere.
(c) Hazelden.
(d) The ER.

6. What sort of discrimination is mentioned in "Local News"?
(a) Anti-paw.
(b) Anti-canine.
(c) Anti-Hispanic.
(d) Anti-taco.

7. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
(a) A new husband.
(b) Prayer for her addiction.
(c) Some fancy nightgowns.
(d) Money to repair a cleft lip.

8. What century was da Vinci's notebook written in "Da Vinci: The Lost Notebook"?
(a) 12th.
(b) 20th.
(c) 15th.
(d) 18th.

9. What does Senor Jangles do before he starts working for Taco Bell?
(a) Minor roles.
(b) Participates in dog shows.
(c) Preaches on television.
(d) Makes adult movies.

10. What do the disciples do when the bill arrives in "The Last Supper"?
(a) They pass it around the table.
(b) They ask Jesus to "do his magic."
(c) The split the bill.
(d) They flee.

11. Who is Senor Jangles?
(a) A leader of a cult.
(b) The dog in the Taco Bell commercials.
(c) A cartoon puppy.
(d) A crackhead on the news.

12. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) Her daughter.
(b) Her producer.
(c) Her dogs.
(d) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.

13. What does Jack call one wing of the Kennedy mansion?
(a) Prison.
(b) Dachau.
(c) Siberia.
(d) Antwerp.

14. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) The rabbi.
(b) Woody Allen.
(c) Seinfeld.
(d) Jimmy Stewart.

15. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Jo-jo.
(b) Harlan.
(c) Avram.
(d) Tovah.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," what is a possible explanation for the disappearance for da Vinci's notebook?

2. What is the profession of Senor Jangles' murderer in "Local News"?

3. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?

4. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?

5. What does Ford call the place where the tape recordings are stored?

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