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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?
(a) Love ya!
(b) God is dead.
(c) Adios.
(d) BRB.

2. What finally kills six million Jews?
(a) Panic attacks.
(b) Hitler's Final Solution.
(c) Salmonella.
(d) Hamburgers.

3. What product helps deal with hair problems for men according to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," ?
(a) Gettin' Old.
(b) Gro-Back.
(c) The Ass Comb.
(d) Black spray paint.

4. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) A strange black woman.
(b) A craftly little Asian gentleman.
(c) A five year old.
(d) Jesus.

5. According to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," what is a possible explanation for the disappearance for da Vinci's notebook?
(a) A mutiny.
(b) Ripped up by a shark.
(c) Polar caps.
(d) Misplaced in a cab.

6. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Usually only three to ten minutes.
(b) Years.
(c) Forever.
(d) Up to nine months.

7. Who writes to Diana's father in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Diana.
(b) Prince Charles.
(c) The Sisters of Charity.
(d) Mother Teresa.

8. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) Her producer.
(b) Her dogs.
(c) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.
(d) Her daughter.

9. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Thomas.
(b) Max.
(c) Pierre Salinger.
(d) He is unnamed.

10. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?
(a) Ciao.
(b) Hasta la vista, baby.
(c) Adios.
(d) Ay caramba.

11. What good news does Diana share with Teresa in her last letter in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Her divorce from Prince Charles.
(b) She is moving to Calcutta.
(c) She is going on a cruise.
(d) She is pregnant.

12. Where are the tape recordings of the Nixon era now stored, according to "Lack of Power: the Ford Tapes"?
(a) In Ford's son's garage.
(b) The White House.
(c) The Alamo.
(d) The British Museum.

13. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?
(a) A freak show.
(b) The best show on earth.
(c) A little music project.
(d) A science project.

14. Where is the manuscript in "The Last Supper" discovered?
(a) Under President Clinton's mattress.
(b) The Sinai Peninsula.
(c) With some college applications from Yale.
(d) In a glass bottle in the ocean.

15. What is the style of Diana's letter to Mother Teresa?
(a) Serious.
(b) Regal.
(c) Bubbly.
(d) Angry.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "Da Vinci," which of the following was not a subject of da Vinci's notebook drawings?

2. How many pages of drawings are in da Vinci's notebook?

3. What century was da Vinci's notebook written in "Da Vinci: The Lost Notebook"?

4. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?

5. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?

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