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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Recipe.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where is Senor Jangles killed?
(a) Washington, DC.
(b) Orlando, FL.
(c) Mexico City, Mexico.
(d) Anaheim, CA.

2. What sort of woman should present at an awards ceremony following the honoree's speech according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) Immature.
(b) Dignified.
(c) Corpulent.
(d) Foreign.

3. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?
(a) That he give a donation to the Sisters of Charity.
(b) That Mother Teresa is planning on hurting Diana.
(c) That Diana is still alive.
(d) That Diana was a saint.

4. What is the profession of Senor Jangles' murderer in "Local News"?
(a) Taco cook.
(b) Seamstress.
(c) Truck driver.
(d) Dog sitter.

5. What sort of actress should present at an awards ceremony according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?
(a) Poor-looking.
(b) Beautiful.
(c) Wealthy.
(d) Catlike.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?

2. What was Captain Crunch accused of doing when he was a strong leader in "The Cult"?

3. What religion is Michael Green, a child on the "Five Under Five" list?

4. What distracts Stewart from the cult in "The Cult"?

5. How many punches are thrown to kill Senor Jangles in "Local News"?

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