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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Last Supper, or the Dead Waiter.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Senor Jangles do before he starts working for Taco Bell?
(a) Makes adult movies.
(b) Preaches on television.
(c) Minor roles.
(d) Participates in dog shows.
2. Where are the tape recordings of the Nixon era now stored, according to "Lack of Power: the Ford Tapes"?
(a) The Alamo.
(b) In Ford's son's garage.
(c) The White House.
(d) The British Museum.
3. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?
(a) Betty Ford.
(b) Jackie Onassis.
(c) HIllary Clinton.
(d) Lady Bird Johnson.
4. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?
(a) The TV camera.
(b) Invisible women.
(c) Tiny bugs.
(d) Uninvited guests.
5. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?
(a) Princess Diana.
(b) The narrator's father.
(c) The President.
(d) Mother Teresa.
Short Answer Questions
1. Who arrives last to Jesus' dinner in "The Last Supper"?
2. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
3. Who does Ford hang up on when he discovers the tape recorder?
4. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
5. What does Diana ask Teresa in her letter in "Pen Pals"?
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