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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Recipe.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?
(a) Poverty.
(b) Village Elves.
(c) Genesis.
(d) Saint Jude.

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(a) Hair removal.
(b) Rhinestones.
(c) Hair dye.
(d) Piercings.

3. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
(a) Prayer for her addiction.
(b) Money to repair a cleft lip.
(c) A new husband.
(d) Some fancy nightgowns.

4. Who proposes that Stewart should commit suicide in "The Cult"?
(a) Colbert.
(b) Smith.
(c) Brown.
(d) Johnson.

5. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?
(a) He hates school.
(b) He misses his family.
(c) He wants to be Jewish.
(d) He is the only Catholic.

Short Answer Questions

1. What, specifically, are Jews concerned about regarding their religion according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

2. How many honorees should be at an awards ceremony, according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?

3. What has Senor Jangles recently been moody about in "Local News"?

4. What sort of accident does Teddy Kennedy have during the trip?

5. What sort of adolescent should present at an awards ceremony following the honoree's speech according to the narrator of "The Recipe"?

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