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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Last Supper, or the Dead Waiter.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who do Jewish conservatives believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) The rabbi.
(b) Jimmy Stewart.
(c) Seinfeld.
(d) Woody Allen.

2. What is Diana's reaction when she does not receive an answer from Mother Teresa in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She cries.
(b) She is not affected.
(c) She is petulant.
(d) She assumes the letter was lost in the mail.

3. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?
(a) The Christmas photo.
(b) Her family.
(c) The tear-stained stationery.
(d) Writing it on Hanson letterhead.

4. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Jewster.
(b) Jewey.
(c) Jewboy and the Rockers.
(d) Lovely Sara.

5. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?
(a) Lady Bird Johnson.
(b) Betty Ford.
(c) HIllary Clinton.
(d) Jackie Onassis.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?

2. What does Al Haig give up to get Ford to sign Nixon's pardon?

3. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?

4. Where is Senor Jangles killed?

5. Who kills Senor Jangles in "Local News"?

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