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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In what decade does Eileen Hanson send out her Christmas card?
(a) 1990's.
(b) 1950's.
(c) 1970's.
(d) 2000's.

2. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) Her producer.
(b) Her dogs.
(c) Her daughter.
(d) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.

3. Who writes to Diana's father in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Mother Teresa.
(b) The Sisters of Charity.
(c) Diana.
(d) Prince Charles.

4. Who is Senor Jangles?
(a) A cartoon puppy.
(b) The dog in the Taco Bell commercials.
(c) A leader of a cult.
(d) A crackhead on the news.

5. How many punches are thrown to kill Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) Fifty.
(b) Seventeen.
(c) One.
(d) Too many to count.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?

2. Who kills Senor Jangles in "Local News"?

3. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?

4. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?

5. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?

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