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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who kills Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) James MacPherson.
(b) A taco.
(c) Senorita Jangles.
(d) His neighbors.

2. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?
(a) She feels like her cat doesn't love her anymore.
(b) She spent the family fortune.
(c) She is being charged with embezzling family money.
(d) She can't stand the music in her home.

3. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(a) Hair removal.
(b) Rhinestones.
(c) Piercings.
(d) Hair dye.

4. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
(a) The US Army.
(b) Ford's pet dolphin.
(c) The USS Mayaguez.
(d) Ford's children.

5. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?
(a) Filene's Basement.
(b) Lord and Taylor.
(c) K-mart.
(d) Nordstrom.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?

2. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?

3. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?

4. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" describe the vagina?

5. Where have the Jews put down a time-share, according to "The New Judaism"?

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