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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Installs irrigation.
(b) Lies in bed.
(c) Feeds the horses.
(d) Mows grass.
2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?
(b) Hair dye.
(d) Hair removal.
3. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?
(a) Kennedy children.
(c) Orphaned puppies.
4. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?
(a) Fluffed and ready.
(b) Warm and inviting.
(c) Nice and easy.
(d) Soft yet firm.
5. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?
(a) The President.
(b) Mother Teresa.
(c) Princess Diana.
(d) The narrator's father.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Al Haig give up to get Ford to sign Nixon's pardon?
2. According to "The New Judaism", what threatens to devastate American Judaism by 2010?
3. Where are the tape recordings of the Nixon era now stored, according to "Lack of Power: the Ford Tapes"?
4. What is the name of Ford's steward?
5. On what character is the New Judaism mascot based, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
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