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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
(a) Thicken; thin.
(b) Attract; disgust.
(c) Remove; add.
(d) Distract; frustrate.

2. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Vaginal Office.
(b) Little Pleasures.
(c) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(d) Private Moment.

3. What do the disciples do when the bill arrives in "The Last Supper"?
(a) They flee.
(b) They pass it around the table.
(c) They ask Jesus to "do his magic."
(d) The split the bill.

4. What is Diana's reaction when she does not receive an answer from Mother Teresa in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She assumes the letter was lost in the mail.
(b) She is not affected.
(c) She cries.
(d) She is petulant.

5. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Forever.
(b) Up to nine months.
(c) Usually only three to ten minutes.
(d) Years.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "The Cult," who has Stewart foretold will spring to life?

2. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?

3. How does Diana die in "Pen Pals"?

4. What was Captain Crunch accused of doing when he was a strong leader in "The Cult"?

5. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?

(see the answer key)

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