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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What time is Stewart caught in "The Cult"?
(a) Three in the morning.
(b) 7:07.
(c) 4:02.
(d) Midnight.

2. The narrator of "Pen Pals" claims that who is the biggest fan of Mother Teresa?
(a) Prince.
(b) Gerald Ford.
(c) Princess Diana.
(d) Michael Jackson.

3. On what holiday does Jesus have his dinner in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Easter.
(b) Passover.
(c) Christmas.
(d) Hanukkah.

4. On whose behalf does Eileen send the Christmas card?
(a) The cat.
(b) Gary and the Hanson family.
(c) Santa Claus.
(d) God.

5. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Jo-jo.
(b) Tovah.
(c) Harlan.
(d) Avram.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?

2. Who wrote the found manuscript about the Last Supper, according to the narrator?

3. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?

4. How does Teresa die in "Pen Pals"?

5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" recommend for the exterior of the vagina?

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