2. What does the narrator give the beggar the second Thanksgiving he comes along in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Sun lamp.
(b) VCR.
(c) Eight-track tape deck.
(d) Car.

3. What kind of suit is Jim Timothy wearing in church?
(a) Ralph Lauren.
(b) Savile Row.
(c) Adolpho.
(d) Tommy Hilfiger.

4. What was Jim Timothy put in charge of at a rival network?
(a) Dramatic programming.
(b) Soap operas.
(c) Sitcoms.
(d) News.

5. What odor does Thaddeus Bristol complain about at the first school performance?
(a) French fries.
(b) Chicken nuggets.
(c) Turkey.
(d) Lasagna.

6. Thaddeus Bristol is gagging from the smell of spray painted ______.
(a) Angel wings.
(b) Hats.
(c) Sneakers.
(d) Backdrops.

7. Who is the attorney of the mother her performed surgery on her own son in "Based Upon a True Story"?
(a) Her father.
(b) Her uncle.
(c) Her brother.
(d) Her neighbor.

8. What is Jim Timothy's title?
(a) Director.
(b) Writer.
(c) Studio Executive.
(d) Executive Producer.

9. What is Jim Timothy's show "Sun Roof Optional" about?
(a) Springbreak.
(b) Drowning children.
(c) Detroit.
(d) Driving adventures.

10. What does Jim Timothy call the marriage of mini-series and holiday special?
(a) Genius.
(b) Disaster.
(c) Brilliance.
(d) Art.

11. What does Thaddeus Bristol compare children's Christmas pageants to at the beginning of his story?
(a) Coronary.
(b) Cancer.
(c) Crime.
(d) Candy.

12. Who does Thaddeus Bristol blame for most the problems with "A Christmas Carol" performance?
(a) Acting.
(b) Staging.
(c) Script.
(d) Director.

13. Where does the mother perform surgery on her own son, according to Jim Timothy?
(a) Barn.
(b) Kitchen.
(c) Yard.
(d) Car.

14. How much time does Jim Timothy give the congregation to take him up on his offer?
(a) 3 weeks.
(b) 3 hours.
(c) 3 minutes.
(d) 3 days.

15. What was Jim Timothy's show about rednecks called?
(a) "Eight is Too Much."
(b) "Crackers 'n' Company."
(c) "American Idiots."
(d) "Oh, Susannah."