2. What does the mother who performed surgery on her own son say saved him in "Based Upon a True Story"?
(a) Prayer.
(b) The Lord.
(c) Luck.
(d) The weather.

3. What kind of dog plays Blitzen in the Scottsfield Elementary School performance?
(a) Great Dane.
(b) Basset hound.
(c) Poodle.
(d) Golden retriever.

4. Who is Thaddeus Bristol the most annoyed with during the Christmas performances?
(a) Stage crew.
(b) Actors.
(c) Directors.
(d) Parents.

5. What show does Thaddeus Bristol say the Scottsfield Dinner Theater put on in 1994?
(a) Come Blow Your Horn.
(b) Fiddler on the Roof.
(c) Cats.
(d) Camelot.

6. What does Jim Timothy offer to the pastor of the church?
(a) A new house.
(b) An organ.
(c) A cadillac.
(d) A new church.

7. What does Beth die from in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Pneumonia.
(b) Cancer.
(c) Tuberculosis.
(d) Starvation.

8. How much does the narrator of "Christmas Means Giving" spend on a pair of sandals that don't fit him?
(a) $10,000.
(b) $12,000.
(c) $6000.
(d) $8000.

9. How much cash is Jim Timothy offering each member of the church congregation?
(a) $1000.
(b) $2000.
(c) $1500.
(d) $1200.

10. The narrator has three grills: one for beef, one for chicken and one for ________.
(a) Fish.
(b) Oriental pancakes.
(c) Baked Alaska.
(d) Pork.

11. Where does the mother perform surgery on her own son, according to Jim Timothy?
(a) Yard.
(b) Barn.
(c) Car.
(d) Kitchen.

12. What do the Cottinghams send out for a Christmas card?
(a) Xeroxed copy of stock portfolio.
(b) Family pictured with last year's gifts.
(c) Dollar bills.
(d) Family pictured working at a soup kitchen.

13. Jim Timothy touts his skills as a __________.
(a) Christian.
(b) Fisherman.
(c) Communicator.
(d) Intellectual.

14. How long after the miraculous surgery in "Based Upon a True Story" does the boy die?
(a) 5 days.
(b) 6 days.
(c) 3 days.
(d) 2 days.

15. The narrator and his wife Beth in "Christmas Means Giving" set the neighborhood standard for what?
(a) Charity.
(b) Kindness.
(c) Luxury.
(d) Lawncare.