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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?
(a) Loser.
(b) Crack Baby.
(c) Bad baby.
(d) Idiot.

2. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?
(a) Trashcans.
(b) Buckets.
(c) Felt.
(d) Oatmeal canisters.

3. What age group are the performers in "A Christmas Carol"?
(a) Fourth graders.
(b) Sixth graders.
(c) Second graders.
(d) First graders.

4. According to Thaddeus Bristol, what has no place in the theater?
(a) Sentimentality.
(b) Parental pride.
(c) Cute children.
(d) Christmas spirit.

5. Where is Khe Sahn from?
(a) Vietnam.
(b) China.
(c) Korea.
(d) Cambodia.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?

2. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?

3. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.

4. Where is the first school performance that Thaddeus Bristol critiques?

5. At Sedaris's cafeteria, the customer is always ________.

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