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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Thaddeus Bristol compares the performance at Scottsfield Elementary School to what?
(a) Mushy stuffing.
(b) Overstuffed turkey.
(c) Stale bread.
(d) Pumpkin pie.
2. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) Jesus Christ.
(b) Devil Dunbar.
(c) Satan Speaks.
(d) God Goode.
3. What show does Thaddeus Bristol say the Scottsfield Dinner Theater put on in 1994?
(a) Fiddler on the Roof.
(d) Come Blow Your Horn.
4. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?
(a) December 18.
(b) December 16.
(d) December 14.
5. Sedaris believes his sister Lisa's greatest desire was to be _________.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?
2. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
3. What is Sedaris's elf name?
4. What does Khe Sahn's interpreter want to be paid to teach her English?
5. What is Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
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