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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?
(a) $3.
(b) $10.
(c) $5.
(d) $1.

2. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) Mary Kay.
(b) U.S. Army.
(c) FedEx.
(d) UPS.

3. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Magic Star.
(d) Elf Island.

4. What does Sedaris feel for the shoppers who come to eat at the cafeteria where he works?
(a) Fondness.
(b) Pity.
(c) Animosity.
(d) Hatred.

5. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?
(a) Puff.
(b) Crumpet.
(c) Sleighbell.
(d) Snowball.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?

2. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.

3. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?

4. At Sedaris's cafeteria, the customer is always ________.

5. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"

(see the answer key)

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