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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) FedEx.
(b) Mary Kay.
(c) U.S. Army.
(d) UPS.

2. Who drew Sedaris' name for family gift giving in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Tiffany.
(b) Lisa.
(c) Dinah.
(d) Mr. Sedaris.

3. What is Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Steam tables.
(b) Dish washer.
(c) Meat carver.
(d) Salad prep.

4. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 10.
(b) 15.
(c) 2.
(d) 5.

5. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?
(a) December 16.
(b) December 18.
(c) December 14.
(d) December12.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?

2. Where does Lisa take the phone to have a private conversation?

3. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?

4. How many letters did Clifford Dunbar send to his wife while he was in the service?

5. Sedaris hopes to end every episode of "Socrates and Company" with what?

(see the answer key)

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