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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?
2. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?
(a) St. Louis.
(c) Las Vegas.
(d) Santa Fe.
3. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?
(a) December 14.
(b) December 18.
(c) December 16.
4. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 90 seconds.
(b) 60 seconds.
(c) 30 seconds.
(d) 45 seconds.
5. What was the name of Clifford Dunbar's first wife?
(a) Babs Swint.
(b) Cheryl Kerr.
(c) Doll Babcock.
(d) Dana Babson.
Short Answer Questions
1. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
2. What item of Dinah's do the Sedaris girls try on?
3. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
4. What is the name of the cafeteria where Lisa Sedaris gets a job?
5. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?
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