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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?
2. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Usher Elf.
(c) Photo Elf.
(d) Pointer Elf.
3. What is the date of Jocelyn Dunbar's hearing?
(a) December 29.
(b) December 30.
(c) December 27.
(d) December 28.
4. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Silk slip.
(c) Plastic bags.
5. At Sedaris's cafeteria, the customer is always ________.
Short Answer Questions
1. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.
2. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?
3. What does Sedaris feel for the shoppers who come to eat at the cafeteria where he works?
4. What is the feeling Sedaris has for his sister Lisa at the end of "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
5. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?
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