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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Christmas Means Giving.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. SantaLand is part of Macy's ___________.
(a) Central Park.
(b) Times Square.
(c) Herald Square
(d) Grand Central Station.

2. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?
(a) One third.
(b) One half.
(c) One fifth.
(d) One fourth.

3. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Plastic bags.
(b) Bikini.
(c) Silk slip.
(d) Nothing.

4. Jim Timothy describes the congregation as ___________.
(a) Stupid.
(b) Ignorant.
(c) Lovely.
(d) Devout.

5. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?
(a) Bad baby.
(b) Loser.
(c) Crack Baby.
(d) Idiot.

Short Answer Questions

1. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?

2. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?

3. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

4. What kind of appliance does Jim Timothy offer each member of the church congregation?

5. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?

(see the answer key)

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