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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The SantaLand Diaries.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The SantaLand ad promises _________.
(a) Glamour.
(b) Good pay.
(c) Connections.
(d) Excitement.

2. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"
(a) 3 months.
(b) 3 weeks.
(c) 6 months.
(d) 6 weeks.

3. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.
(a) Beast.
(b) Sexy lady.
(c) Grandmother.
(d) Hillbilly.

4. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?
(a) Toys.
(b) Photos.
(c) Candy canes.
(d) Posters.

5. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?
(a) Times Square.
(b) Port Authority.
(c) Penn Station.
(d) Grand Central Station.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris likes to tell customers at SantaLand that their pictures will arrive in ________.

2. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.

3. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

4. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?

5. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

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