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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What was the name of Clifford Dunbar's first wife?
(a) Babs Swint.
(b) Doll Babcock.
(c) Cheryl Kerr.
(d) Dana Babson.

2. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?
(a) Home.
(b) Subway.
(c) Coffee shop.
(d) Macy's.

3. What does Thaddeus Bristol compare children's Christmas pageants to at the beginning of his story?
(a) Candy.
(b) Cancer.
(c) Crime.
(d) Coronary.

4. Thaddeus Bristol says Christmas signifies these three things EXCEPT one:
(a) Unforgivable television.
(b) Worse theater.
(c) Terrible music.
(d) Bad movies.

5. At Sedaris's cafeteria, the customer is always ________.
(a) Right.
(b) King.
(c) Royalty.
(d) Happy.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

2. Thaddeus Bristol compares the smiles of the children actors to what at the end of his tirade?

3. What does Khe Sahn's interpreter want to be paid to teach her English?

4. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?

5. How old is Khe Sahn Dunbar?

(see the answer key)

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