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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which one of the men in the army company stuffs candy bars into his luggage?
(a) Goldman.
(b) Harris.
(c) Hartman.
(d) Gasser.

2. Who was the intellectual in the narrator's army company?
(a) Zynzmeister.
(b) Miller.
(c) Schwab.
(d) Goldberg.

3. What does Umbaugh offer to do after the contest?
(a) Wash the narrator's car.
(b) Buy breakfast for his friends.
(c) Take an exam for Big Al.
(d) Do his friends' laundry.

4. What insects do the boys disturb on a hike with Captain Crabtree?
(a) Hornets.
(b) Mosquitoes.
(c) Wasps.
(d) Bees.

5. The tendency of all New Jerseyites to long for home is called ____________________.
(a) There's No Place Like New Jersey.
(b) Home Sweet New Jersey.
(c) Old Folks Week.
(d) New Jersey Nostalgia.

6. The Nobba-WaWa-Nockee Loyalty Song is sung to the tune of what other song?
(a) Notre Dame Fight Song.
(b) A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall.
(c) Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
(d) Old MacDonald.

7. When does Ernie re-join his company after getting off the train?
(a) He never returns.
(b) In a couple hours.
(c) In a week.
(d) The next day.

8. What name does the narrator say to call him even though it is not his real name?
(a) Dave.
(b) Bill.
(c) Max.
(d) Joe.

9. Camp demerits result in the loss of privileges such as _______________.
(a) Later bedtimes.
(b) Phone calls.
(c) Ice cream.
(d) Movies.

10. What does the narrator say ruined a high class New Jersey party?
(a) Watered down liquor.
(b) Party crashers.
(c) Rain.
(d) New Jersey Mosquitoes.

11. What does the narrator throw down from his window on some picketers during his college days?
(a) Water balloons.
(b) Cold water.
(c) A paper airplane.
(d) Eggs.

12. What do the boys learn in forestcraft?
(a) How to find edible berries.
(b) How to identify poison ivy.
(c) How to find North.
(d) How to mark a trail.

13. What is the prize for the winning lodge?
(a) Bows and Arrows.
(b) Woodsman Award.
(c) Tomahawk Trophy.
(d) Beaver Award.

14. What surprising things do the boys find as they pick up trash?
(a) Beer cans.
(b) Cigarette butts.
(c) Whiskey bottles.
(d) Condoms.

15. According to the narrator, American culture builds up what kind of ideas?
(a) Implausible.
(b) Stupid.
(c) Brilliant.
(d) Utopian.

Short Answer Questions

1. From what city does the summer camp bus depart?

2. For what job does the narrator get selected on the train?

3. To what does the narrator compare the Margate Elephant?

4. The narrator can't stand the pressure and tells Lieutenant Cherry about _________________.

5. According to the narrator, New Jersey residents are chronic _______________.

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