2. What does the narrator say is like a sentence in hell?
(a) Washing pots and pans.
(b) 24-hour guard duty.
(c) Quitting smoking.
(d) Doing laundry.

3. What does the narrator say is always the butt of comedians' jokes?
(a) Martha Stewart.
(b) New Jersey.
(c) The President.
(d) Donald Trump.

4. What day is it at the mess hall at the beginning of this chapter?
(a) Hot Dog Day.
(b) Hamburger Day.
(c) Pizza Day.
(d) Spaghetti Day.

5. What is the prize for the winning lodge?
(a) Bows and Arrows.
(b) Beaver Award.
(c) Tomahawk Trophy.
(d) Woodsman Award.

6. What traffic function is common in New Jersey?
(a) One way streets.
(b) Traffic Circles.
(c) Right turn on red.
(d) Higher speed limits.

7. Who is the first boy to leave the contest?
(a) Big Al.
(b) The narrator.
(c) Umbaugh.
(d) Goldberg.

8. What do the boys fear as they try to get to sleep?
(a) Thunder dna lightning.
(b) A Thing in the Woods.
(c) An ax murderer.
(d) Pranks from the Beavers.

9. How long is the bus drive to camp?
(a) 8 hours.
(b) 2 hours.
(c) 5 hours.
(d) 3 hours.

10. What surprising things do the boys find as they pick up trash?
(a) Condoms.
(b) Cigarette butts.
(c) Whiskey bottles.
(d) Beer cans.

11. How does the chubby Chipmunk retaliate against Captain Crabtree's authoritarian manner?
(a) He bites him.
(b) He spits on him.
(c) He vomits on him.
(d) He kicks him in the groin.

12. The head of the camp swears in the boys with an oath and _____________________.
(a) The Pledge of Allegiance.
(b) A secret wolf call.
(c) A bird call.
(d) Handshake.

13. What happens to the narrator's car in the Lincoln Tunnel?
(a) It overheats.
(b) It dies.
(c) It is rear-ended.
(d) It has a flat tire.

14. What does the narrator think is a true Utopia?
(a) Sleep.
(b) Prayer.
(c) Vacation.
(d) Childhood.

15. What does the narrator do after passing out food for fifteen hours straight?
(a) Goes AWOL.
(b) Falling asleep on his feet.
(c) Falling into the food.
(d) Fainting.