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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Lost Civilization of Deli.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. For what type of firm did Howard work?
(a) Accounting.
(b) Investment.
(c) Public Relations.
(d) Law.

2. What does the narrator say is always the butt of comedians' jokes?
(a) New Jersey.
(b) Martha Stewart.
(c) The President.
(d) Donald Trump.

3. What do the boys fear as they try to get to sleep?
(a) Pranks from the Beavers.
(b) Thunder dna lightning.
(c) A Thing in the Woods.
(d) An ax murderer.

4. How does the narrator view the foibles of mankind in his corner of the world?
(a) With hate.
(b) With love.
(c) With disregard.
(d) With irritation.

5. Who does the narrator say are not heroes anymore?
(a) Teachers.
(b) Working men.
(c) Ministers.
(d) Fathers.

Short Answer Questions

1. The narrator ruminates that the place he is stranded can ___________________.

2. What is the name of the train onto which the men are loaded?

3. Who emerges as the ne'er-do-well leader of the Beavers?

4. Two words likely to be found on the bumper stickers of vans are love and ____________.

5. The Nobba-WaWa-Nockee Loyalty Song is sung to the tune of what other song?

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