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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Lost Civilization of Deli.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is the head of the summer camp?
(a) Colonel Buford.
(b) Colonel Bullard.
(c) Colonel Bastion.
(d) Colonel Quigby.

2. What does the narrator say ruined a high class New Jersey party?
(a) Watered down liquor.
(b) Rain.
(c) New Jersey Mosquitoes.
(d) Party crashers.

3. The exuberant colors, dancing, and music of the commercials have an element of ______________ about them.
(a) mating rituals.
(b) intergalactic communication.
(c) schizophrenic behavior.
(d) tribal worship.

4. What is the picture on the side of the bus that stops beside the narrator?
(a) A laundry detergent.
(b) A tropical beach.
(c) A new movie ad.
(d) A news anchor.

5. What does the narrator imagine killing him as he tried to evade the tailgater?
(a) A 1951 Studebaker.
(b) The tailgater.
(c) A hitchhiker.
(d) A semi.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the narrator talking about when he says that one man sneezing blew the top off his next door neighbor's sandwich?

2. From what city does the summer camp bus depart?

3. In what conditions did Balzac write?

4. Where is the narrator's childhood summer camp located?

5. How does the narrator view the foibles of mankind in his corner of the world?

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