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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Lost Civilization of Deli.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What might the archaeologists think the car is used for in a Chevrolet commercial?
(a) A residence.
(b) A school.
(c) A cafe.
(d) A church.

2. Sitting in his car, the narrator thinks about all the expressions about ___________ in the English language.
(a) Money.
(b) The weather.
(c) Horses.
(d) Politics.

3. The narrator could tell that the tailgater was eating _________________.
(a) An ice cream cone.
(b) A Big Mac.
(c) A hot dog.
(d) A slice of pizza.

4. How can the narrator best be described in comparison to his camp mates?
(a) An intellectual.
(b) A bully.
(c) An everyman.
(d) A fraud.

5. To the narrator, New Jersey symbolizes ___________________.
(a) white trash culture.
(b) American culture.
(c) elegant culture.
(d) primitive culture.

Short Answer Questions

1. The Nobba-WaWa-Nockee Loyalty Song is sung to the tune of what other song?

2. Ironically, the happy, family, outdoorsy vehicle known as the camper is now used by the Mafia as ____________________________.

3. What does Umbaugh offer to do after the contest?

4. Why does the narrator find the environmentally conscious bumper stickers on vans ironic?

5. What is the treasure to be found at the end of the camp season?

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