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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Marcel Proust Meets the New Jersey Tailgater, and Survives.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Marcel Proust do to soundproof his environment?
(a) Wore ear muffs.
(b) Worked in a cork-lined room.
(c) Put cotton in his ears.
(d) Worked in a bank vault.

2. What does the narrator say is always the butt of comedians' jokes?
(a) Martha Stewart.
(b) Donald Trump.
(c) New Jersey.
(d) The President.

3. The narrator now understands that _______________ bet against the school team and disabled the star player in the laxative contest.
(a) Jocko.
(b) Umbaugh.
(c) The narrator.
(d) Goldberg.

4. According to the narrator, New Jersey residents are chronic _______________.
(a) Smokers.
(b) Tailgaters.
(c) Coughers.
(d) Gamblers.

5. To what does the narrator compare the Margate Elephant?
(a) The Statue of Liberty.
(b) Shrek.
(c) Frisch's Big Boy.
(d) Shamu.

Short Answer Questions

1. On what round of the contest does Big Al collapse?

2. What New Jersey food did the narrator eat while in Colorado?

3. What is the narrator's favorite snack?

4. Where is the narrator's childhood summer camp located?

5. What happened to the narrator on the previous day while traveling?

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