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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Marcel Proust Meets the New Jersey Tailgater, and Survives.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How did the narrator pay for college expenses?
(a) Trust fund.
(b) Bank student loans.
(c) Scholarships.
(d) GI Bill.

2. To what does the narrator compare the Margate Elephant?
(a) Shrek.
(b) Frisch's Big Boy.
(c) Shamu.
(d) The Statue of Liberty.

3. What about Big Al Dagellio irritates the narrator?
(a) He calls Fig Newtons cookies.
(b) He never brushes his teeth.
(c) He chews with his mouth open.
(d) He snores like a tugboat.

4. What are the older campers at the narrator's childhood summer camp called?
(a) Beavers.
(b) Wolves.
(c) Cheetahs.
(d) Foxes.

5. What does the sergeant make Dan Baxter do when he catches Dan smoking?
(a) Smoke the pack of cigarettes with a bucket over his head.
(b) Cut up the cigarettes with a tomahawk.
(c) Drench the cigarettes in a bucket of water.
(d) Throw away the cigarettes in the outhouse.

Short Answer Questions

1. What was the truck in front of the narrator carrying?

2. The Nobba-WaWa-Nockee Loyalty Song is sung to the tune of what other song?

3. With whom does the narrator share his favorite snack?

4. What New Jersey food did the narrator eat while in Colorado?

5. What name is given to the chubby Chipmunk after he gets sick?

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