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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Barbi Doll Celebrates New Year's and Closing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The archaeologists may think that Colonel Sanders is a ________________.
(a) priest.
(b) military officer.
(c) shaman.
(d) guru.

2. What prank does the narrator consider doing in the Lincoln Tunnel?
(a) Sealing off the exit.
(b) Painting a fake crack on the wall.
(c) Raising the toll to $100 on the signs.
(d)

3. What does the narrator say is like a sentence in hell?
(a) Doing laundry.
(b) 24-hour guard duty.
(c) Washing pots and pans.
(d) Quitting smoking.

4. What fact learned in class does the narrator still use in cocktail party conversations?
(a) Bolivia exports tin.
(b) Owls never sleep.
(c) Mushrooms grow only at night.
(d) Cows tip over easily.

5. The narrator ruminates that the place he is stranded can ___________________.
(a) make men mad.
(b) be a great diversion.
(c) be unhealthy.
(d) waste a man's life.

Short Answer Questions

1. Two words likely to be found on the bumper stickers of vans are love and ____________.

2. What caught on fire in the Kissell household?

3. How does the narrator view the foibles of mankind in his corner of the world?

4. What is masked as a cigar in the catalog?

5. According to the narrator, New Jersey residents are chronic _______________.

(see the answer key)

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