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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Light at the End of the Tunnel.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to the narrator, New Jerseyites are bound together as _______________.
(a) A species.
(b) Survivors.
(c) Freaks of nature.
(d) A clan.

2. Who is the scholarly one in the narrator's dorm?
(a) Dagellio.
(b) Morrison.
(c) Goldberg.
(d) Umbaugh.

3. What is the building made to look like a ship near the New Jersey highway?
(a) Titanic II.
(b) H.M.S. New Jersey.
(c) Flagship.
(d) USS New Jersey.

4. To what does the narrator compare the Margate Elephant?
(a) Frisch's Big Boy.
(b) Shrek.
(c) The Statue of Liberty.
(d) Shamu.

5. The narrator and his friends have a contest of eating _____________ laxatives.
(a) Ex-Lax.
(b) Boomo-Lax.
(c) Correctol.
(d) Miralax.

Short Answer Questions

1. To the narrator, New Jersey symbolizes ___________________.

2. What does the narrator say is always the butt of comedians' jokes?

3. How does the narrator view the foibles of mankind in his corner of the world?

4. What happens to the narrator's car in the Lincoln Tunnel?

5. What is the narrator's favorite snack?

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