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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Lost at C.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is the narrator talking about when he says that one man sneezing blew the top off his next door neighbor's sandwich?
(a) New Jersey beaches.
(b) New Jersey hotels.
(c) Inner city apartments.
(d) A traffic jam.
2. In addition to the Statue of Liberty, what else does the narrator think is an American construct of false Utopia?
(a) McDonald's.
(b) Disneyland.
(c) NFL Football.
(d) Sea World.
3. How did the narrator arrive at the correct answer to the equation in front of the Algebra class?
(a) Cheating.
(b) Inspiration.
(c) Computation.
(d) Wild guess.
4. What might be a typical correspondence course offered through the catalog?
(a) Ukelele lessons.
(b) Knitting lessons.
(c) Typing lessons.
(d) Cooking lessons.
5. How does the chubby Chipmunk retaliate against Captain Crabtree's authoritarian manner?
(a) He kicks him in the groin.
(b) He vomits on him.
(c) He spits on him.
(d) He bites him.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does the narrator say is always the butt of comedians' jokes?
2. Where did the narrator meet his friend, Howard, for lunch?
3. What might the archaeologists think the car is used for in a Chevrolet commercial?
4. Of what do the kids at the back of the class live in fear?
5. How is the Johnson Smith catalog distributed?
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