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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Lemons on the Grass, Alas.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What happens to the narrator's car in the Lincoln Tunnel?
(a) It dies.
(b) It is rear-ended.
(c) It overheats.
(d) It has a flat tire.

2. What was the narrator's army radar company?
(a) Company A.
(b) Company K.
(c) Company B.
(d) Company F.

3. What happened to the narrator on the previous day while traveling?
(a) He had a flat tire.
(b) He was tailgated by another driver.
(c) He hit a fire hydrant.
(d) He ran out of gas.

4. What does the narrator think is a true Utopia?
(a) Childhood.
(b) Vacation.
(c) Prayer.
(d) Sleep.

5. What does Ernie get off the train to do?
(a) Make a phone call.
(b) Buy beer.
(c) Get some fresh air.
(d) Buy some magazines.

Short Answer Questions

1. What name is given to the chubby Chipmunk after he gets sick?

2. According to Howard, what are the BNAs?

3. Camp demerits result in the loss of privileges such as _______________.

4. Who is the head of the summer camp?

5. What does the narrator say is always the butt of comedians' jokes?

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