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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Lemons on the Grass, Alas.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The Nobba-WaWa-Nockee Loyalty Song is sung to the tune of what other song?
(a) Old MacDonald.
(b) Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
(c) A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall.
(d) Notre Dame Fight Song.

2. What does the narrator say is always the butt of comedians' jokes?
(a) Donald Trump.
(b) The President.
(c) New Jersey.
(d) Martha Stewart.

3. What is the name of the lodge to which the narrator is assigned?
(a) Chipmunk Cabin.
(b) Possum Lodge.
(c) Mole Lodge.
(d) Bear Cub Cabin.

4. For what type of firm did Howard work?
(a) Investment.
(b) Accounting.
(c) Law.
(d) Public Relations.

5. When does Ernie re-join his company after getting off the train?
(a) In a couple hours.
(b) In a week.
(c) He never returns.
(d) The next day.

Short Answer Questions

1. The tendency of all New Jerseyites to long for home is called ____________________.

2. What is the name of first-year campers at the narrator's childhood summer camp?

3. According to the narrator, American culture builds up what kind of ideas?

4. What is the narrator's most common position in life?

5. What does the narrator think is a true Utopia?

(see the answer key)

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