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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Lemons on the Grass, Alas.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of the lodge to which the narrator is assigned?
(a) Chipmunk Cabin.
(b) Possum Lodge.
(c) Mole Lodge.
(d) Bear Cub Cabin.

2. What was the name of the General Motors magazine for which the narrator wrote an article?
(a) Generalities.
(b) Friends.
(c) On the Move.
(d) Highways.

3. What food does the narrator dish out when he is working on the train?
(a) Eggs.
(b) Meat loaf.
(c) Gravy.
(d) Beans.

4. What does Ernie get off the train to do?
(a) Buy some magazines.
(b) Buy beer.
(c) Make a phone call.
(d) Get some fresh air.

5. What is the building made to look like a ship near the New Jersey highway?
(a) Flagship.
(b) H.M.S. New Jersey.
(c) USS New Jersey.
(d) Titanic II.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sitting in his car, the narrator thinks about all the expressions about ___________ in the English language.

2. According to the narrator, New Jersey residents are chronic _______________.

3. On what highway was the narrator traveling the day before?

4. Who was Howard's client?

5. The Nobba-WaWa-Nockee Loyalty Song is sung to the tune of what other song?

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