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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Lemons on the Grass, Alas.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the narrator's most common position in life?
(a) Strategist.
(b) Tactician.
(c) Visionary.
(d) Observer.

2. According to the narrator, American culture builds up what kind of ideas?
(a) Utopian.
(b) Implausible.
(c) Brilliant.
(d) Stupid.

3. According to the narrator, behind all the gaudiness of New Jersey lies ____________________.
(a) A human striving for something grand.
(b) Endless subdivisions.
(c) More gaudiness.
(d) People struggling to survive.

4. Who is the head of the summer camp?
(a) Colonel Quigby.
(b) Colonel Bastion.
(c) Colonel Buford.
(d) Colonel Bullard.

5. What does Lieutenant Cherry warn the men about not doing so the locals won't come after them with guns?
(a) Date the local girls.
(b) Get drunk and rowdy.
(c) Talk about the pretty girls.
(d) Doing drugs.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator imagine killing him as he tried to evade the tailgater?

2. What did Howard publish on behalf of his client, the National Lemon Growers Association?

3. What name is given to the chubby Chipmunk after he gets sick?

4. The narrator can't stand the pressure and tells Lieutenant Cherry about _________________.

5. What happens to the narrator's car in the Lincoln Tunnel?

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