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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Lemons on the Grass, Alas.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to the narrator, American culture builds up what kind of ideas?
(a) Implausible.
(b) Brilliant.
(c) Stupid.
(d) Utopian.

2. What is the narrator talking about when he says that one man sneezing blew the top off his next door neighbor's sandwich?
(a) Inner city apartments.
(b) New Jersey beaches.
(c) A traffic jam.
(d) New Jersey hotels.

3. What does the narrator say is like a sentence in hell?
(a) Washing pots and pans.
(b) Quitting smoking.
(c) 24-hour guard duty.
(d) Doing laundry.

4. Who is the head of the summer camp?
(a) Colonel Bullard.
(b) Colonel Buford.
(c) Colonel Quigby.
(d) Colonel Bastion.

5. Where did the narrator meet his friend, Howard, for lunch?
(a) Les Miserables du Frite.
(b) Le Petit Trianon.
(c) The Russian Tea Room.
(d) L'Auberge.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the building made to look like a ship near the New Jersey highway?

2. What does the narrator think is a true Utopia?

3. What wooden animal stands on a beach?

4. What name is given to the chubby Chipmunk after he gets sick?

5. According to the narrator, New Jerseyites are bound together as _______________.

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