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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Lemons on the Grass, Alas.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are the older campers at the narrator's childhood summer camp called?
(a) Beavers.
(b) Foxes.
(c) Cheetahs.
(d) Wolves.

2. Who is in the car in front of the narrator?
(a) Tourists.
(b) College kids.
(c) An elderly couple.
(d) Newlyweds.

3. What does the narrator say is always the butt of comedians' jokes?
(a) The President.
(b) Martha Stewart.
(c) Donald Trump.
(d) New Jersey.

4. What does Ernie get off the train to do?
(a) Buy some magazines.
(b) Get some fresh air.
(c) Make a phone call.
(d) Buy beer.

5. What does the narrator say ruined a high class New Jersey party?
(a) New Jersey Mosquitoes.
(b) Rain.
(c) Watered down liquor.
(d) Party crashers.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to the narrator, behind all the gaudiness of New Jersey lies ____________________.

2. According to the narrator, New Jerseyites are bound together as _______________.

3. What was the name of the narrator's childhood summer camp?

4. What does Lieutenant Cherry warn the men about not doing so the locals won't come after them with guns?

5. What could the narrator tell about the tailgater?

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