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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Bernie tell Danny about power?
(a) Power is atrocious.
(b) Power is addictive.
(c) Power means danger.
(d) Power means responsibility.

2. What happened to the other kindergarten teacher at Joan's school?
(a) She was raped.
(b) She got lost coming to work.
(c) She bought a winning lottery ticket.
(d) Her car was stolen.

3. Why are Bernie and Danny angry with the woman?
(a) They think she is a terrible lifeguard.
(b) They think she has a poor fashion sense.
(c) They think she is a poor representative for women everywhere.
(d) They think she is purposely teasing them.

4. What does Deborah claim to be when Danny tries to pick her up?
(a) A Lesbian.
(b) A man.
(c) A leper.
(d) A deaf woman.

5. Why is Bernie offended by the women on the beach?
(a) They are flaunting their bodies, and he just wants to enjoy the beach.
(b) He feels they are too young to wear bikinis.
(c) He feels they are inappropriately dressed.
(d) They are all extremely rude to him.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Danny think the incident may have done to Bernie?

2. Danny can handle physical violence, but he cannot handle what?

3. Who does Bernie think is working behind the game counter?

4. What aspects of Joan and Deborah does Danny attack?

5. What household item does Deborah feel Danny compares her to?

Short Essay Questions

1. What is Joan's reaction to Deborah's new relationship?

2. While Bernie and Danny are shopping for Bernie's nephew, what secret does Bernie reveal about his childhood?

3. After running into Joan at Deborah's apartment, what question does Danny ask her and why?

4. What question regarding religion and sex does Bernie's television program pose?

5. What story does Joan tell her kindergartners?

6. What does Bernie say about Deborah's profession, upon meeting her for the first time?

7. Does Joan feel that she is getting wiser about relationships as she gets older? Why or why not?

8. Why is Bernie so offended by Joan's dismissal at the singles bar?

9. When Danny gets angry and kicks the elevator, what advice does Bernie give him?

10. Why is Danny frightened to confess his love to Deborah?

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