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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When the woman ignores Bernie and Danny after they say hello, what do they think is wrong with her?
(a) They think she is a deaf woman.
(b) They think she is insane.
(c) They think she is a blind woman.
(d) They think she is a lesbian.

2. How does Bernie think he can attract women?
(a) By treating them badly.
(b) By wearing cologne.
(c) By buying a new car.
(d) By bringing them flowers.

3. Where are Bernie and Danny in the last scene of the play?
(a) They are on the subway.
(b) They are on a beach.
(c) They are in Danny's apartment.
(d) They are at the office.

4. Being a loner in the world is not George's what?
(a) Bag of tea.
(b) Destiny.
(c) Tune to whistle.
(d) Ball of wax.

5. While debating the importance of a zoo, George asks whether children should stay home and only know what about animals?
(a) Chicken dinners.
(b) Television programs.
(c) Scratching dogs' bellies.
(d) Guppies eating their young.

Short Answer Questions

1. How much time did Bernie spend in Korea?

2. How old does Bernie think the girl was?

3. How does Joan think Deborah is behaving?

4. Does Bernie approve of Danny's relationship with Deborah?

5. What is Deborah's job?

(see the answer key)

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