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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What story does Joan read to her class?
(a) The story of Beauty and the Beast.
(b) The story of the wife who was a beautiful woman half the time, and a hag the other half.
(c) The story of Alice in Wonderland.
(d) The story of the three little pigs.

2. While moving out, what needs to be separated between Joan and Deborah?
(a) The cereal.
(b) The clothes.
(c) The music collection.
(d) The book collection.

3. What does Emil think about George's musings on the deaths of ducks?
(a) Emil thinks George is bizarre.
(b) Emil does not want to be friends with George anymore.
(c) Emil thinks George is brilliant and should write a book.
(d) Emil thinks George is being morbid and too perceptive.

4. What does Danny think the incident may have done to Bernie?
(a) It may have attributed to his homosexual tendencies.
(b) It may have caused his separation anxiety.
(c) It may have sparked his alcoholism.
(d) It may have damaged him as a human being.

5. What does Joan do for a living?
(a) She is an Assistant Office Manager.
(b) She is a kindergarten teacher.
(c) She is an accountant.
(d) She is a lawyer.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Bernie's response when Danny asks if he is feeling all right?

2. What would the King do to the girls after he was done with them?

3. What disease does George claim has been discovered in ducks?

4. To what bodily function do the two compare the mystery of the ducks' purpose?

5. Where do Bernie and Danny go, presumably to make Danny feel better about his relationship?

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