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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Joan drinking at the bar?
(a) Whiskey.
(b) Vodka.
(c) Scotch.
(d) Bourbon.

2. What story does Joan read to her class?
(a) The story of the wife who was a beautiful woman half the time, and a hag the other half.
(b) The story of the three little pigs.
(c) The story of Alice in Wonderland.
(d) The story of Beauty and the Beast.

3. What astrological sign do Danny, Deborah, and Bernie have in common?
(a) They are Tauruses.
(b) They are Pisces.
(c) They are Scorpios.
(d) They are Geminis.

4. Who does Danny insult as he and Deborah split up their belongings?
(a) Himself.
(b) Deborah's mother.
(c) Bernie and Joan.
(d) Joan and Deborah.

5. What does Joan say that upsets Bernie?
(a) She is a serial killer.
(b) She has a husband and baby at home.
(c) She does not like dogs.
(d) She does not find him sexually attractive.

Short Answer Questions

1. How tall does George claim the pandas were?

2. What incident does Bernie reveal about his childhood?

3. At their apartment, what does Joan reveal was a problem with her last boyfriend?

4. What aspects of Joan and Deborah does Danny attack?

5. What can ducks do at birth that humans cannot?

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