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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What television show does Bernie reference when talking about Korea?
(a) Charlie's Angels.
(b) M*A*S*H.
(c) The Days of Our Lives.
(d) Dragnet.

2. Who is watching the TV program at 3 AM?
(a) Joan.
(b) Bernie.
(c) Danny.
(d) Deborah.

3. Where do Bernie and Danny go, presumably to make Danny feel better about his relationship?
(a) To the theatre.
(b) To a man-to-man dinner.
(c) To a pornographic movie theater.
(d) To a strip club.

4. What does she plan to do with the children?
(a) Report to the nurse's office.
(b) Expel them from school.
(c) Put them in the corner.
(d) Call their parents.

5. Who does Danny insult as he and Deborah split up their belongings?
(a) Himself.
(b) Deborah's mother.
(c) Bernie and Joan.
(d) Joan and Deborah.

6. What does Joan say that upsets Bernie?
(a) She does not like dogs.
(b) She does not find him sexually attractive.
(c) She has a husband and baby at home.
(d) She is a serial killer.

7. What does Joan do for a living?
(a) She is a lawyer.
(b) She is a kindergarten teacher.
(c) She is an accountant.
(d) She is an Assistant Office Manager.

8. What place does Danny want Deborah to ask Bernie about?
(a) England.
(b) Los Angeles.
(c) Korea.
(d) Canada.

9. What clothing item causes a fight between Danny and Deborah?
(a) Pantyhose.
(b) A skirt.
(c) Socks.
(d) A button-down shirt.

10. What are Danny and Bernie talking about?
(a) They are talking about Bernie's sexual escapade.
(b) They are talking about Patrice's sexual escapade.
(c) They are talking about Joan's sexual escapade.
(d) They are talking about Danny's sexual escapade.

11. Who is Bernie telling his dog story to?
(a) Joan.
(b) Someone on the phone.
(c) Danny.
(d) Deborah.

12. What does Danny feel that Deborah is doing to him?
(a) He feels she is abusing him.
(b) He feels she is pushing him.
(c) He feels she is forgetting him.
(d) He feels she is abandoning him.

13. What confession does Danny make to Deborah?
(a) He is leaving town in the morning.
(b) He is married.
(c) He has stolen her money.
(d) He is in love with her.

14. How long does Danny claim they have been fighting?
(a) Three days.
(b) Fifteen minutes.
(c) Twelve hours.
(d) Three hours.

15. What does Deborah claim to be when Danny tries to pick her up?
(a) A Lesbian.
(b) A man.
(c) A deaf woman.
(d) A leper.

Short Answer Questions

1. What household item does Deborah feel Danny compares her to?

2. In what year does the play take place?

3. What countries does Bernie claim the King belongs to?

4. Why does Bernie disagree with Danny about the woman's identity?

5. When does Bernie claim to have been in Korea?

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