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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Bernie leave the girl?
(a) She tells him she loves him.
(b) She has set the room on fire.
(c) He becomes suddenly ill.
(d) He has injured himself.

2. Do Joan and Danny get along?
(a) Yes, they are best friends.
(b) Yes, outwardly, but secretly they hate each other.
(c) Sometimes, they have an on-again-off-again friendship.
(d) No, they despise each other.

3. What trick does Bernie think the pornographic movie is using to prolong the action?
(a) He thinks they change the camera angles.
(b) He thinks it is a computer generated image.
(c) He thinks they change actors.
(d) He thinks they study karma sutra.

4. Why does Bernie disagree with Danny about the woman's identity?
(a) He thinks the woman on the beach is trashier.
(b) He thinks the woman on the beach is his soulmate.
(c) He thinks the woman on the beach has more class.
(d) He thinks the woman on the beach has different colored hair.

5. What are Deborah and Joan talking about in their apartment?
(a) Mexico.
(b) Men.
(c) Finance.
(d) Shoes.

6. What does she plan to do with the children?
(a) Expel them from school.
(b) Call their parents.
(c) Report to the nurse's office.
(d) Put them in the corner.

7. How does Deborah plan to change their living situation?
(a) She plans to move in with Danny.
(b) She plans to move to California.
(c) She plans to invite Danny to live with she and Joan.
(d) She plans to move in with Bernie.

8. What does Bernie tell Danny about power?
(a) Power means responsibility.
(b) Power is atrocious.
(c) Power means danger.
(d) Power is addictive.

9. What incident does Bernie reveal about his childhood?
(a) He was molested by a man as a child.
(b) He was orphaned at a young age.
(c) He was adopted by his aunt and uncle.
(d) He lost a younger sibling.

10. How much time did Bernie spend in Korea?
(a) Two months.
(b) Three years.
(c) Five years.
(d) Eighteen months.

11. To what does Bernie compare the less fit girl at the beach?
(a) A giraffe.
(b) An elephant.
(c) A pig.
(d) A puppy.

12. What television show does Bernie reference when talking about Korea?
(a) The Days of Our Lives.
(b) M*A*S*H.
(c) Charlie's Angels.
(d) Dragnet.

13. What does Danny do for work?
(a) He is restaurant Manager.
(b) He is an airline pilot.
(c) He is an Assistant Office Manager.
(d) He is a boxer.

14. What about Deborah did Danny remember?
(a) Her eyes.
(b) Her purse.
(c) Her hair.
(d) Her shirt.

15. What does Bernie think Danny has lost over his relationship with Deborah?
(a) He has lost his apartment.
(b) He has lost his sense of importance.
(c) He has lost his perspective.
(d) He has lost his money.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Deborah blame for the breakup?

2. Why does the girl invite Bernie to her room?

3. What confession does Danny make to Deborah?

4. Does Bernie approve of Danny's relationship with Deborah?

5. How old does Bernie think the girl was?

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