2. Why are Bernie and Danny angry with the woman?
(a) They think she is a terrible lifeguard.
(b) They think she has a poor fashion sense.
(c) They think she is a poor representative for women everywhere.
(d) They think she is purposely teasing them.

3. What countries does Bernie claim the King belongs to?
(a) Chile, Canada, and Poland.
(b) Greece, France, and Egypt.
(c) The USA, Germany, and Spain.
(d) England, Mexico, and Afghanistan.

4. How does Danny feel after telling Deborah he loves her?
(a) Frightened.
(b) Confused.
(c) Exhilarated.
(d) Exhausted.

5. What would the King do to the girls after he was done with them?
(a) He would erase their memories.
(b) He would arrest them and throw them in jail.
(c) He would give them money and send them on their way.
(d) He would hit them in the head with a ball-peen hammer.

6. Where are Bernie and Danny in the last scene of the play?
(a) They are on the subway.
(b) They are in Danny's apartment.
(c) They are on a beach.
(d) They are at the office.

7. What do Deborah and Danny decide to do for their date?
(a) They are going to the beach.
(b) He is taking her out to dinner.
(c) She is coming to his apartment to cook dinner.
(d) They are going to the theater.

8. Who does Danny think he sees on the beach?
(a) Joan.
(b) Whatshername.
(c) Deborah.
(d) Lisa.

9. In what year does the play take place?
(a) 2001.
(b) 1999.
(c) 1976.
(d) 1985.

10. What report are Bernie and Danny trying to do?
(a) The 12-12 report.
(b) The Monday Breakdown.
(c) The 15-15 report.
(d) The Friday Wrap Up.

11. What does Danny feel that Deborah is doing to him?
(a) He feels she is forgetting him.
(b) He feels she is abandoning him.
(c) He feels she is abusing him.
(d) He feels she is pushing him.

12. Joan's class ask questions about what word in the story?
(a) Admire.
(b) Beauty.
(c) Hag.
(d) Wife.

13. What congressional amendment does Bernie declaim in his office?
(a) The Equal Rights Amendment.
(b) The Segregation Amendment.
(c) The Property Tax Amendment.
(d) The Recycling Amendment.

14. What does Bernie claim an old girlfriend wanted him to do with a bicycle chain?
(a) She wanted him to lock her to the radiator.
(b) She wanted him to chain her hands together.
(c) She wanted him to lock her bicycle up for her.
(d) She wanted him to sell the chain.

15. What type of cigarettes does the girl purchase?
(a) Viceroys.
(b) American Spirits.
(c) Camels.
(d) Marlboros.