2. When the woman ignores Bernie and Danny after they say hello, what do they think is wrong with her?
(a) They think she is a deaf woman.
(b) They think she is a blind woman.
(c) They think she is insane.
(d) They think she is a lesbian.

3. What does Danny do for work?
(a) He is an Assistant Office Manager.
(b) He is a boxer.
(c) He is restaurant Manager.
(d) He is an airline pilot.

4. What countries does Bernie claim the King belongs to?
(a) Chile, Canada, and Poland.
(b) The USA, Germany, and Spain.
(c) Greece, France, and Egypt.
(d) England, Mexico, and Afghanistan.

5. What is one reason Bernie is upset about the amendment?
(a) He feels the amendment is sloppy and poorly worded.
(b) He feels the amendment is unnecessary, as he has the greatest respect for women.
(c) He feels no one has ever written a special amendment for him.
(d) He feels the amendment is unconstitutional.

6. Where are Bernie and Danny in the last scene of the play?
(a) They are on the subway.
(b) They are in Danny's apartment.
(c) They are on a beach.
(d) They are at the office.

7. Who is watching the TV program at 3 AM?
(a) Danny.
(b) Bernie.
(c) Deborah.
(d) Joan.

8. How long does Joan think it will take for Deborah's and Danny's relationship to end?
(a) Six months.
(b) Three weeks.
(c) Two months.
(d) One week.

9. What household item does Deborah feel Danny compares her to?
(a) A coffee maker.
(b) A toaster.
(c) A teapot.
(d) A lamp.

10. What does Danny think the incident may have done to Bernie?
(a) It may have sparked his alcoholism.
(b) It may have caused his separation anxiety.
(c) It may have attributed to his homosexual tendencies.
(d) It may have damaged him as a human being.

11. Where did Danny spot Deborah?
(a) At an upscale restaurant.
(b) In the park.
(c) At the Art Institute.
(d) At the public library.

12. What does she plan to do with the children?
(a) Expel them from school.
(b) Put them in the corner.
(c) Call their parents.
(d) Report to the nurse's office.

13. What does Joan say that upsets Bernie?
(a) She has a husband and baby at home.
(b) She is a serial killer.
(c) She does not find him sexually attractive.
(d) She does not like dogs.

14. How does Danny feel after telling Deborah he loves her?
(a) Confused.
(b) Exhilarated.
(c) Exhausted.
(d) Frightened.

15. Who does the girl phone while having sex with Bernie?
(a) Patrice, her friend.
(b) Her mother.
(c) The police.
(d) Danny, Bernie's friend.