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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Joan offer to solve the problem of keeping their jointly-bought television?
(a) She offers to sell it to Bernie.
(b) She offers to write Deborah a check for her half.
(c) She offers to throw it out the window.
(d) She tells Deborah to take it with her.

2. Where did Danny spot Deborah?
(a) At the Art Institute.
(b) In the park.
(c) At an upscale restaurant.
(d) At the public library.

3. What clothing item causes a fight between Danny and Deborah?
(a) Pantyhose.
(b) A skirt.
(c) Socks.
(d) A button-down shirt.

4. What does Bernie tell Joan he does for a living?
(a) He tells her he is a spy.
(b) He tells her he is a middle school teacher.
(c) He tells her he is the CEO of a company.
(d) He tells her he is a meteorologist for TWA.

5. What king would reroute locomotives through his women's bedrooms?
(a) King Farouk.
(b) King Tut.
(c) King Edward VI.
(d) King Kong.

6. Who is watching the TV program at 3 AM?
(a) Deborah.
(b) Bernie.
(c) Joan.
(d) Danny.

7. What is Bernie's response when Danny asks if he is feeling all right?
(a) If he looks all right, then assume he is feeling all right.
(b) No, he feels terrible and may have the flu.
(c) No, he is experiencing emotional distress leftover from childhood.
(d) Yes, he feels fantastic, and has fallen in love.

8. What type of cigarettes does the girl purchase?
(a) Camels.
(b) Marlboros.
(c) Viceroys.
(d) American Spirits.

9. What word does Deborah's mother confuse for "cookie" in Deborah's childhood?
(a) Hug.
(b) Candy.
(c) Blanket.
(d) Bookie.

10. What place does Danny want Deborah to ask Bernie about?
(a) Los Angeles.
(b) Korea.
(c) Canada.
(d) England.

11. What confession does Danny make to Deborah?
(a) He is leaving town in the morning.
(b) He has stolen her money.
(c) He is in love with her.
(d) He is married.

12. How does Danny feel after telling Deborah he loves her?
(a) Frightened.
(b) Exhausted.
(c) Exhilarated.
(d) Confused.

13. According to Bernie, a nice pair of legs is like what?
(a) A cool breeze.
(b) A shelf full of books.
(c) Money from home.
(d) A stroll in the park.

14. What does Deborah order to drink at the bar?
(a) A beer.
(b) Jack Daniels on the rocks.
(c) A Perrier with lime.
(d) A vodka soda.

15. What would the King do to the girls after he was done with them?
(a) He would erase their memories.
(b) He would arrest them and throw them in jail.
(c) He would give them money and send them on their way.
(d) He would hit them in the head with a ball-peen hammer.

Short Answer Questions

1. What incident does Bernie reveal about his childhood?

2. Whom does Danny defend to a coworker after telling a story about kicking an elevator?

3. While moving out, what needs to be separated between Joan and Deborah?

4. What game does Joan think the two children in the nursery school are playing?

5. What does the girl pull out from under her bed?

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