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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Danny work?
(a) In the Little Five Points.
(b) On the Rock.
(c) In the Loop.
(d) On the Green.

2. What television show does Bernie reference when talking about Korea?
(a) Dragnet.
(b) The Days of Our Lives.
(c) M*A*S*H.
(d) Charlie's Angels.

3. What place does Danny want Deborah to ask Bernie about?
(a) Los Angeles.
(b) Canada.
(c) Korea.
(d) England.

4. Joan's class ask questions about what word in the story?
(a) Beauty.
(b) Wife.
(c) Admire.
(d) Hag.

5. When Danny meets Joan at her and Deborah's apartment, how does she behave toward him?
(a) Her behavior is hostile.
(b) Her behavior is polite.
(c) She is far too talkative.
(d) She hits on him.

6. What do Bernie and Danny think the woman is doing on the beach?
(a) They think she is flaunting herself.
(b) They think she is husband hunting.
(c) They think she is exercising.
(d) They think she is a lifeguard.

7. What congressional amendment does Bernie declaim in his office?
(a) The Recycling Amendment.
(b) The Equal Rights Amendment.
(c) The Property Tax Amendment.
(d) The Segregation Amendment.

8. What does Bernie claim an old girlfriend wanted him to do with a bicycle chain?
(a) She wanted him to lock her bicycle up for her.
(b) She wanted him to sell the chain.
(c) She wanted him to chain her hands together.
(d) She wanted him to lock her to the radiator.

9. What does Deborah order to drink at the bar?
(a) A beer.
(b) A vodka soda.
(c) Jack Daniels on the rocks.
(d) A Perrier with lime.

10. How does Bernie think he can attract women?
(a) By bringing them flowers.
(b) By buying a new car.
(c) By wearing cologne.
(d) By treating them badly.

11. When they make love, what does Deborah fantasize about?
(a) Bernie.
(b) Joan.
(c) Other women.
(d) Celebrities.

12. On what day did Danny and Deborah meet?
(a) Wednesday.
(b) Friday.
(c) Thursday.
(d) Sunday.

13. When the woman ignores Bernie and Danny after they say hello, what do they think is wrong with her?
(a) They think she is a lesbian.
(b) They think she is a deaf woman.
(c) They think she is a blind woman.
(d) They think she is insane.

14. In what year does the play take place?
(a) 1999.
(b) 2001.
(c) 1976.
(d) 1985.

15. What does the girl pull out from under her bed?
(a) A brand new Prada bag.
(b) A live cat.
(c) A video camera.
(d) A World War II flak suit.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Joan think many people with antisocial behavior problems choose as their form of expression?

2. What does Bernie tell Joan he does for a living?

3. What does Bernie throw at the girl after hitting her with the towel?

4. Why is Bernie offended by the women on the beach?

5. How old is Deborah?

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