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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to George, life is what?
(a) Life is extremely difficult all the time.
(b) Life is a curse.
(c) Life is simpler than people think.
(d) Life is pointless.

2. Why are Bernie and Danny in the toy department at Marshall's Fields?
(a) They are shopping for Danny's nephew Bobby.
(b) They are shopping for Bernie's nephew Bobby.
(c) They are shopping for Deborah's niece Bobby.
(d) They are picking up women.

3. Why is Bernie offended by the women on the beach?
(a) He feels they are inappropriately dressed.
(b) He feels they are too young to wear bikinis.
(c) They are all extremely rude to him.
(d) They are flaunting their bodies, and he just wants to enjoy the beach.

4. Of what quality is the boat?
(a) The boat is made of plastic.
(b) The boat is falling apart.
(c) The boat is expensive.
(d) The boat is cheap-looking.

5. What does Emil think about George's musings on the deaths of ducks?
(a) Emil thinks George is brilliant and should write a book.
(b) Emil thinks George is being morbid and too perceptive.
(c) Emil does not want to be friends with George anymore.
(d) Emil thinks George is bizarre.

Short Answer Questions

1. How old is Deborah?

2. What do Bernie and Danny think the woman is doing on the beach?

3. What aspects of Joan and Deborah does Danny attack?

4. What place does Emil think may be more trouble than it is worth?

5. Where did Bernie and the girl meet?

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