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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long does Danny claim they have been fighting?
(a) Twelve hours.
(b) Three days.
(c) Three hours.
(d) Fifteen minutes.

2. What does George think is the window to the world?
(a) Capitalism.
(b) Nature.
(c) Religion.
(d) Railroads.

3. Why are Bernie and Danny in the toy department at Marshall's Fields?
(a) They are shopping for Deborah's niece Bobby.
(b) They are shopping for Danny's nephew Bobby.
(c) They are shopping for Bernie's nephew Bobby.
(d) They are picking up women.

4. Emil claims there is enough food to "gorge the countless _____ of South America."
(a) Crows.
(b) Cows.
(c) Jaguars.
(d) Crocodiles.

5. What does Bernie claim an old girlfriend wanted him to do with a bicycle chain?
(a) She wanted him to sell the chain.
(b) She wanted him to lock her to the radiator.
(c) She wanted him to lock her bicycle up for her.
(d) She wanted him to chain her hands together.

Short Answer Questions

1. How old is Deborah?

2. What place does Danny want Deborah to ask Bernie about?

3. What other groups of animals fly, though not in the same category as birds?

4. Does Bernie approve of Danny's relationship with Deborah?

5. What type of cigarettes does the girl purchase?

(see the answer key)

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