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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Sexual Perversity in Chicago, Acts 16-34.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. To what does Bernie compare the less fit girl at the beach?
(a) A puppy.
(b) A pig.
(c) A giraffe.
(d) An elephant.

2. How long does Deborah stay at Danny's apartment, according to Joan?
(a) Two days.
(b) A week.
(c) Two weeks.
(d) Four days.

3. How old does Bernie think the girl was?
(a) Between twenty and thirty.
(b) Between twenty-eight and thirty-four.
(c) Between eighteen and twenty-five.
(d) Between sixty and seventy.

4. What story does Joan read to her class?
(a) The story of the wife who was a beautiful woman half the time, and a hag the other half.
(b) The story of the three little pigs.
(c) The story of Beauty and the Beast.
(d) The story of Alice in Wonderland.

5. Why are Bernie and Danny in the toy department at Marshall's Fields?
(a) They are shopping for Deborah's niece Bobby.
(b) They are picking up women.
(c) They are shopping for Bernie's nephew Bobby.
(d) They are shopping for Danny's nephew Bobby.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Deborah blame for the breakup?

2. What television show does Bernie reference when talking about Korea?

3. Why is Bernie offended by the women on the beach?

4. What astrological sign do Danny, Deborah, and Bernie have in common?

5. How much time did Bernie spend in Korea?

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